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the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

HIJK posted:

I wish my ex had been this supportive of me not liking it. Alas.
your ex dumping you over rothfuss is still the funniest thing i've ever read in the book barn

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the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
i went on a date once with an engineer from google. after a perfunctory coffee the guy took me back to his dorm room. we talked about webcomics for a while, he told me to read homestuck, i told him i would. then he pulled a book down from the shelf and handed it to me. it was a cheaply printed a4-size book with two poorly-drawn animes kissing on the cover. "i gave this to my ex for her eighteenth," he said. i opened it. it was 200 pages of self-published harry potter tentacle porn. "it's a satire," he said. not knowing how to respond, i leafed through it and made soft chuckling noises. he took the book back from me, sat down on his bed and for the next 20 minutes he read aloud to me long passages about glistening curves and coils sliding into warm and lubricated secret crevices, looking up every few seconds to see if i was delighted. obviously i looked delighted because he kept going. not long after that i told him i had an assignment due tomorrow and left, he tried to kiss me as i went but i managed to turn it into a deft half-hug and he didn't get a second date but he did return my copy of one hundred years of solitude (he said he always brings a book to trade with "new friends", his was surprisingly a george saunders collection that i should have read but couldn't bring myself to open and later mailed back to him) with mysterious extensive water damage

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Sham bam bamina! posted:

but did you read homestuck
never, to this day

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
that was actually my second copy of one hundred years of solitude to suffer extensive water damage, the first was destroyed when the hot water system exploded and flooded my one-room apartment

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

M_Gargantua posted:

How do crazy people get dates that then reveal they're parts of insane deathcults of ironic tentacle porn?
i was introduced to him by my friend, who just told me he was very nice, then later revealed they'd been together and he'd dumped her for not wanting to do bondage

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
mormons are bad

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
rothfuss on the writing process:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDxK48wEO9Q

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
tbh if i had a book published i'd go online and rhapsodise about it incognito too

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
tar bean

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

SpacePig posted:

I have been writing! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the pages I write, including all the pages I've written here. I'll try this one more time.
lmao

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
the final book will be posted accidentally in the great race space and then rothfuss will be banned

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
it sounds bloody awful

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
love it

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
LOVE it!

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
trash...

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Brinner posted:

The good news is the TV show will bring Rothfuss' unique brand of feminism into the mainstream and he'll be crucified.
welcome, traveller from the year 2015. we do things differently now. you see,

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
my hate for rothfuss has become quite personal

i'm going to find him

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

PJOmega posted:

He's the gooniest loving goon. I wonder what his screenname is
bravest of the lamps

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
yeah the more i read about him the more i think he's not just a bad writer but an actual repulsive individual

like i'd rather let grrm babysit my kids than rothfuck

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
if only we could have had philip seymour kvotheman

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
he is so up his own rear end

the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
i am paolini

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the old ceremony
Aug 1, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
doorstoppers will always be popular though because they make you feel smart when you finish them

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