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HIJK posted:I wish my ex had been this supportive of me not liking it. Alas.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 00:08 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 12:29 |
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i went on a date once with an engineer from google. after a perfunctory coffee the guy took me back to his dorm room. we talked about webcomics for a while, he told me to read homestuck, i told him i would. then he pulled a book down from the shelf and handed it to me. it was a cheaply printed a4-size book with two poorly-drawn animes kissing on the cover. "i gave this to my ex for her eighteenth," he said. i opened it. it was 200 pages of self-published harry potter tentacle porn. "it's a satire," he said. not knowing how to respond, i leafed through it and made soft chuckling noises. he took the book back from me, sat down on his bed and for the next 20 minutes he read aloud to me long passages about glistening curves and coils sliding into warm and lubricated secret crevices, looking up every few seconds to see if i was delighted. obviously i looked delighted because he kept going. not long after that i told him i had an assignment due tomorrow and left, he tried to kiss me as i went but i managed to turn it into a deft half-hug and he didn't get a second date but he did return my copy of one hundred years of solitude (he said he always brings a book to trade with "new friends", his was surprisingly a george saunders collection that i should have read but couldn't bring myself to open and later mailed back to him) with mysterious extensive water damage
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 08:53 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:but did you read homestuck
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 09:07 |
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that was actually my second copy of one hundred years of solitude to suffer extensive water damage, the first was destroyed when the hot water system exploded and flooded my one-room apartment
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 09:09 |
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M_Gargantua posted:How do crazy people get dates that then reveal they're parts of insane deathcults of ironic tentacle porn?
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 22:02 |
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mormons are bad
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 22:48 |
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rothfuss on the writing process: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDxK48wEO9Q
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# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 23:09 |
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tbh if i had a book published i'd go online and rhapsodise about it incognito too
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 03:42 |
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tar bean
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 22:17 |
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SpacePig posted:I have been writing! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the pages I write, including all the pages I've written here. I'll try this one more time.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 21:12 |
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the final book will be posted accidentally in the great race space and then rothfuss will be banned
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 21:13 |
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it sounds bloody awful
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 09:48 |
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love it
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 09:48 |
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LOVE it!
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 09:49 |
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trash...
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2017 09:49 |
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Brinner posted:The good news is the TV show will bring Rothfuss' unique brand of feminism into the mainstream and he'll be crucified.
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 11:49 |
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my hate for rothfuss has become quite personal i'm going to find him
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 20:54 |
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PJOmega posted:He's the gooniest loving goon. I wonder what his screenname is
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 21:00 |
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yeah the more i read about him the more i think he's not just a bad writer but an actual repulsive individual like i'd rather let grrm babysit my kids than rothfuck
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2017 05:37 |
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if only we could have had philip seymour kvotheman
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 08:15 |
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he is so up his own rear end
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2017 22:43 |
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i am paolini
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 08:14 |
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 12:29 |
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doorstoppers will always be popular though because they make you feel smart when you finish them
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 23:42 |