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ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


I'm glad the team now has an airbender.

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ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Is it dumb that I expect Gary to be associated with the villain later this season?

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Shaddak posted:

No way Mick agrees to that unless he's the guy shooting fire, not the voice in the head.

"Burn them all, kid"

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


So, what's the over/under on Mallus being related to/being one of the Legends from another time? My money is the airbender's brother we never saw die.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Aleph Null posted:



Their main enemy is a wizard with magic super powers with his daughter who has magic super powers and a water witch.

They have an air bender and someone who can take on attributes of animals. And a guy in a suit who can shrink and another guy who can turn into metal and one lady real good at fighting. And someone with a gun that shoots fire. And, for now, someone with a gun that shoots ice.

The bad guys can force choke them from a block away at this point.

The Legends know zero about magic or how to deal with it or protect themselves from it. Sara's already been nearly killed once. I mean, Constantine has pissed off so many demons and devils that they fight each other over who's going to get to kill him first. They'd attack Damien Darhk (Darhk? Dhark? Darkh?) out of spite.

The Speedforce is stronger than magic.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


I missed the Time Idiots.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


howe_sam posted:

I feel like I've read a synopsis saying it's death, but I can't remember where I saw that.

I've got Careless Whisper stuck in my head.

Nah, it's totally gonna be the totem of RA'S AL GHUL.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


nine-gear crow posted:



I do appreciate though that one of the other recurring themes of this season seems to be "What's the most ridiculous wig we can put Neal McDonough in before he finally says no?"

It works out because Neal seems like he's down with anything.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


It's still kinda creepy to me that Ray bonded with Nora when she was a preteen and now he has the hots for her.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


I was not prepared for the death of Axl.

RIP

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


One thing that scares me is that I pretty much love every character on the show now (and now Wally) that I'm afraid they will have to bump some of them off the list because they have so many.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


At least Wally not using his powers was actually the correct solution and a good reason instead of something completely stupid.

You know, like all the times they couldv'e used the freeze gun to capture Savage in S1.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


CW's DC's Legends of Tomorrow: ALL THE WARRIORS

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Maybe Felicity should wield the Death Totem. She already nuked a town of people.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Oracle posted:

Yup. (We'll assume she multi-classed and has since been putting levels in, I dunno... cavalier? With the ship as her mount?)

No, she'll mount Gideon later.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


So, wait, which Earth's Barack Obama will it be? Because we've established he isn't the President on Earth 1 or Supergirl's Earth.

Maybe BL's Earth, since they mentioned him being President on that one?

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Mallus is about to destroy all of time and existence, but someone's phone falls to his feet.

He picks it up.

On it is the Upswipz dating app.

He decides to use it, swiping until he finds a suitable partner he has waited all his life searching for.

Mallus calls them, and we hear them answer the phone.

They reply, "Beebo loves you!"

End credits.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE posted:

Mick is flying the Waverider, takes a wrong turn and ends up in Hell.

"wrong"? Mick would loving love it there.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


I don't know how, but that "run, Barry, run" line single-handedly redeemed all of season 1.

Rest of the episode was aces, too.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Well, at least there was ONE good wrestling match this week.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Is it sad or appropriate that the CGI for Phallus was better than the CGI for Steppenwolf in the JL movie?

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


nine-gear crow posted:


I just hope that when they go back to Zambesi to pick Amaya up again for Season 4 that the excuse they use is as blatant and hilarious as the one from this year.

"hey amaya wanna punch some dragons and poo poo?"
"hell yeah"

there, that's the pitch

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Chokes McGee posted:



I showed her more GIFs. She insists this is footage of an early 90s kids movie and not a TV show.





I love this goddamn show.

I mean, the fight basically made me feel like a kid again.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Look, Mick has to babysit a bunch of time idiots whose lives are ran by kooky writers and is dealing with constant drama brought upon him by mind control and the loss of his best friend.

Dude can drink all he wants.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


CobiWann posted:

Whoa whoa whoa.

Guys, I know the story line for Season 5.

Evil Beebo.

Don't you dare sully the good name of Beebo, the one and only.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


I can't believe Diaz is the fourth Worldkiller.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Doctor Butts posted:

This. Her character was OK for the most part, but the actress wasn't good.

Well, maybe she was also a barista two weeks before becoming an actress.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


"Oh man, I can't believe Wally's legs fell asleep for the fourteenth week in a row! We really could've used his help against Satan!"

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Crisis on Earth X already gave us the Justice League movie we deserved, so I'm fine with not everyone or every show being in the annual big crossover event from now on. If anything, if they kept doing it like that, the whole thing would lose it's flare.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


This show is too good for us. Too pure.


What have we done to deserve this?

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Von_Doom posted:

We? Nothing. All praise must go to the One who deserves it: Beebo, our divine Lord and Master. All hail his holy name!

PRAISE BEEBO!

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Phenotype posted:

Huh, I realized something was missing but I didn't realize it was so many characters that are gone. Wally is officially not coming back? That poor dude. He's not a terrible actor and the character can be fun to watch, but he just keeps getting bounced off of DC shows and no one has any idea what to do with him. I thought he'd be great as a full-time Legend. It wouldn't even be that hard to work around his powers given all the magic-users they fight with. They could give him a spacetime smartphone and have him always be distracted by it.

Wally's actor is off doing other stuff, if I remember correctly. I'm sure they'd love to keep him on, but he has other plans.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Prudence and Fairy Godmother should've been made into Legends.

"Hey, we gotta deal with a bunch of assholes always trying to screw up Time, wanna come with?"

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


I love that Time can literally block someone from Marty McFly-ing themselves if it's a direct paradox.

Although with all the times Barry Allen literally created paradoxes, maybe the Speedforce is the only exception to the rule.

Man, Speedforce. What CAN'T it do?

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Piell posted:

Because they were supposed to send her to hell, not kill her or depower her. I have a theory (spoiler for Hellblazer comics) I have a feeling that 'John' is actually Demon Constantine which is why he has such a boner for sending things to hell. Real John would thus be the one that threatened him at the end of episode 1.

This is kinda supported by the throwaway line Gary said this episode: "yeah, Constantine let me down easy, too. Said it was about the 'balance of good and evil'"

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Maxwell Lord posted:

The kids were well cast.

Yeah, they did an amazing job mimicking their older counter-parts' expressions and such.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


8one6 posted:

This is the best Arrowverse show. Easily.

This is why I'm fine with it not being part of the next crossover.

We don't need this show tainted by the others.

Just pure, Beebo-loving fun.

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Xelkelvos posted:

So it's confirmed that Neron is the big bad for this season what with John name dropping him. Someone is definitely going to have their soul taken away before the end of this season and the Legends are definitely going to Hell to get it back.

Gary's nipple might be the Chekov's gun in this case.


Edit: VV Holy poo poo I didn't even put that together.

This loving show.

ApeHawk fucked around with this message at Dec 4, 2018 around 16:14

ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

Yea it's this. Just keep using him in small doses and don't run him into the ground like Beebo.

Someone needs to be sent to the No-Lunch Supermax, because these are metahuman-levels of wrong.

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ApeHawk
Jun 6, 2010

All the NPCs will look up and shout, "Do this quest!"
and I'll whisper, "Sure, why not."


Some of you may have missed this, but thanks to Closed Captions, I saw Nate (Custodian of Chrono) say "Bet they're gonna swap costumes or something this year" in reference to the crossover.

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