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Max
Nov 30, 2002



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrpdFmb0EMc

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Max
Nov 30, 2002



The ending is great because Matsuda finally does something astonishing.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Harsha sat on a ridge, outside the fortress, eating a potato crisp. A battle raged in the valley bellow.

She idly wondered "When will Easter come around again?"

Max
Nov 30, 2002



bowmore posted:

pls stop

I will consider this.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Bifauxnen posted:

Harsha Brandkamp
Axe to the face
9462.3.15

Wow way to loving assume she'll succeed.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Asiina posted:

I mean I said I'm gonna murder you...so you're already dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSgpU70MZno

AR said something similar.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Bifauxnen posted:

Well, now that it's in the Death Note yeah

If we're going by the American Film rules, I'll just burn the page.

If we're going by the other rules, haha if you didn't think I had already put my name in a death note to control my own destiny.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



peramene posted:

this is exactly what i am talking about

players

do not do this

I hope everyone is ready for me to Role Play the best civilian in the death note universe.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



So everyone here loves Kira, right?

Max
Nov 30, 2002



I just want a space where I can talk about how much I love Kira.

Max
Nov 30, 2002





TONIGHT, ON DEATH SHOT

SEE YOU THERE, KIRA LOVERS

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Tobbs is scum.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



How do I know, well let me tell you.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Oh no wait, it was Bif that was scum.

AMIGOS



TO ALL 7 BILLION KIRA LOVERS OUT THERE LIVING UNDER HIS DIVINE LIGHT, HOW YA'LL DOIN'?

TONIGHT ON DEATH SHOT, WE HAVE A 10000 KIRA BUCK BOUNTY ON BIF, SO WHY DON'T WE TAKE A LOOK

Hailing from an island of violent thieves and murderers, Bif was first to ask "Do we even need Kira?" according to a source close to Biffauxnen (if that's even her real name.) Having recently lied her way through a tough social situation at home, this individual is a prime candidate for Kira's judgement. Should she be found lacking, she will surely be the first to experiance the light of Kira's love.

And if she doesn't, well who knows. Maybe she is Kira, and you are all just as ants to her. But never the less, keep this in mind:

Bifauxnen posted:

Harsha Brandkamp
Axe to the face
9462.3.15

She has already shown a flagrant disregard for life, something Kira holds sacred to their heart. Does such an individual deserve ours and Kira's love?


I DON'T THINK SO.

TERMS FOR THIS ARE STANDARD. SHE MUST DIE IN ORDER TO RECEIVE YOUR KIRA BUCKS. NO DEAD BODY, NO REWARD

REMEMBER, KIRA BUCKS MAY BE EXCHANGED AT YOUR LOCAL KIRA INSURANCE AGENCY, TO ENSURE HIS DIVINE LIGHT PERHAPS MISSES YOU EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE. WHO KNOWS? YOU MAY NEED A DAY TO REPENT BEFORE KIRA COMES KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR.

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO SEE WHO KIRA WILL JUDGE FIRST. IT MAY BE YOUR FINAL BROADCAST, SO YOU DEFINITELY WON'T WANT TO MISS IT.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



TONIGHT, ON DEATH SHOT

WILL BIF BE KIRA'S NEXT VICTIM? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO LEAD A PURE LIFE? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE APPLE?

AND FINALLY

A NEW PROFILE, ON A VERY, VERY SPECIAL WOMAN



TUNE IN, LATER TONIGHT.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



AMIGOS



TO ALL 7 BILLION KIRA LOVERS OUT THERE LIVING UNDER HIS DIVINE LIGHT, HOW YA'LL DOIN'?

TONIGHT ON DEATH SHOT, WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL BOUNTY ON THE ONE, THE ONLY, peremene

SO LETS TAKE A LOOK!



You may recognize peremene from the news a year ago. She rocketed to the front page in financial news after a hostile takeover of the company that produces Viagra. Claiming that she was going to "ruin erections forever" peremene then began a rather aggressive campaign of increasing the price of Viagra 50x while also taking some rather liberal cost cutting measures to the manufacture of everyone's favorite blue pill by printing anime on both the boxes and the pills themselves.

This, you will recall, was not illegal. What was illegal was then shorting the stock and being caught red handed in some rather heinous insider trading and securities fraud.

Today we are sad to announce that she was fined $250,000 in court and was otherwise let loose back into the world. A paltry sum for an almost billionaire. We believe that once again, man's justice system has failed, and so we ask for Kira to hear our plea to render a more permanent and thorough judgement against the anime loving ex-CEO peremene.

Also, she has the Wu-Tang Clan's secret, and that is a travesty.


WE CALL UPON KIRA TO SHINE HIS LIGHT ON THIS TRAVESTY OF A HUMAN, AND TO BRING HIS LOVE TO HER DOORSTEP.

UNTIL NEXT TIME!

Max
Nov 30, 2002



JUDY MAKES NO MISTAKES

Max
Nov 30, 2002



ATTENTION KIRA: PLEASE READ CAREFULLY


WE ARE TAKING A BREAK TODAY FROM CREATING A SPOTLIGHT ON SOMEONE TO BRING YOU A NEW SEGMENT FOR OUR SHOW. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, WE BRING YOU LETTERS TO KIRA, ADDRESSED DIRECTLY TO YOU. WE HOPE THESE BRING YOU JOY

Dearest Kira, dearest God.

Before you came, our family had been struck by a constant fear in our lives, that surrounded us in our neighborhood. I've always wanted to rid myself and my family of this fear. Fear has gripped us for so long that we wouldn't go out anymore, could barely keep the kitchen stocked, and spent far too long worrying about life in general.

Ivory wings descended from heaven and delivered us when you first announced yourself to the world. So many lives saved as you judged the kicked around us, cleaning out the trash that surrounded all the righteous.

All praises to Kira!

Courage to bring people to justice! Overt, direct action by the being who was so silent for so long, who couldn't stand by and watch his creations suffer any longer. Praise!


WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS LETTER, KIRA.

CATCH YOU NEXT TIME!

Max
Nov 30, 2002



BIF, peramene WAS THE 1%

Max
Nov 30, 2002



AMIGOS

WE NOW COME TO THE PART OF OUR SHOW WHERE WE ASK YOU, OUR LOVING AUDIENCE, A QUESTION:

WHILE WE MAY HAVE DECIDED TO PROFILE SOMEONE FOR KIRA'S BENEFIT, WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE REST OF YOU ARE THINKING. SO TELL US, EVERYONE AT HOME, AND KIRA, WHOM YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE JUDGED NEXT. PLEASE MAKE SURE IT IS A PLAYER IN THIS GAME, AND NOT SOME RANDOM JACKASS.

WE HAVE ALREADY WITNESSED HIS AWESOME POWER. LET US PRAY HE SHOWS IT TO US AGAIN.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



I CLEARLY ASKED FOR A PLAYER NAME.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



IT APPEARS YT IS THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS GAME WILLING TO PUT AN OPINION OUT THERE.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



WHO EVER SAID KIRA WAS SCUM?

Max
Nov 30, 2002



CHECKMATE TOBBS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt4329_W_s0

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Max
Nov 30, 2002



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFphYRyH7wc

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Quidthulhu posted:

Bif's a real odd kill and I don't like it even though I know she was a wrongo

YOU DOUBT DEATH SHOT?

Max
Nov 30, 2002



GulagDolls posted:

who dies next, death girl

OUR NEW SPOTLIGHT WILL BE PREMIERED TONIGHT. MAKE SURE YOU TUNE IN.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Murmur Twin posted:

I've been skimming on the flavor and honestly thought Kira was a woman but was just following the lead on the question I was answering.

MMT, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE FEATURED IN TONIGHTS DEATH SHOT?

Max
Nov 30, 2002




OK

Max
Nov 30, 2002



SOME CASES MAKE THEMSELVES. YOU WILL SEE, TONIGHT.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY AREN'T PLAYING OPTIMALLY.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



I had so many plans.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Kira, God, if it's really you, strike down the wicked Tobbs. He should not be suffered to live.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



GULAG DID YOU LIKE THE SHOW?

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Ryuk?

Max
Nov 30, 2002



MAY KIRA KNOW MANY BLESSINGS.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



KIRA IS GOD.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Podima is very angry at us right now.

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Max
Nov 30, 2002



Lol you fell for the ol "there is a second Kira" trick.

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