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cda

by Hand Knit

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Scaly Haylie

please do not post small penis.

Ride The Gravitron

by FactsAreUseless

Lizard Wizard posted:

please do not post small penis.

Scaly Haylie

it would be rude to stare at very large penis so please, just take a furtive glans

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
one penis two penis red penis blue penis

cda

by Hand Knit
Smdh at these people who obviously don't know what the penis game is

Macnult

playing the penis game in space and no ones giving up till someone else hears it

Dads Dip Cup

a bird yelling "penis" into a cup

Sprue

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:




cda

by Hand Knit

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Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
you know what they say

the penis mightier than the sword

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Manifisto


cda

by Hand Knit

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google THIS

Starman Super DX posted:

you know what they say

the penis mightier than the sword

Febtober!

Elusif

Macnult

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


ߜpis

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

alnilam

With unnatural force I shout the evil word to the trembling sky, and at last, the world is quiet.

alnilam

pendjis

Scaly Haylie

parnes

google THIS

oo penis

google THIS

sorry, wrong thread

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
in college i'd always do this thing called the helicopter, where i get on my knees and spin around trying to suck many penises in a circle in rapid succession

Scaly Haylie

lmbo calrissian posted:

in college i'd always do this thing called the helicopter, where i get on my knees and spin around trying to suck many penises in a circle in rapid succession

what a revolutionary technique

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
meat gazer!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Sprue

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:
*breaks down from the suspense and screams "PEEEENIS" at the top of their lunges*
*nearby windows slam shut*
*old lady walking by gives a tsk tsk tsk and shakes head*

Kthulhu5000

by R. Guyovich
i think a good penis game is if curious women or humble men post about their penis envy. it's never a wrong time to confront it and deal with it, and we all might learn a thing or two and have a good mild chuckle along the way.

at least, that one after school special suggests that would the case.

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Manifisto


penis game: curling, but with penises

Robot Made of Meat

Manifisto posted:

penis game: curling, but with penises

You're trying to make penises as boring as possible?


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

cda

by Hand Knit
Curling is the best

Manifisto


Robot Made of Meat posted:

You're trying to make penises as boring as possible?

:doh: the penis olympic committee does not just arbitrarily certify sports. if you can't appreciate its aesthetic maybe the problem lies with you, rather than the noble pastime of sliding stones on a sheet of ice towards a target area using penises

Manifisto


the penis games: katniss everdeen, after a quick briefing, rolls eyes and declares "gross, whatever," ironically winning her the title

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
pænis

FutonForensic

I LOSE


Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
the penislympics :haw:

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

alnilam

Starman Super DX posted:

the penislympics :haw:

penislympdicks

Robot Made of Meat

You put your penis in,
You pull your penis out,
You put your penis in, and you shake it all about!


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

alnilam posted:

penislympdicks

:vince:

Penis O'Limpdicks

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

AverySpecialfriend

by Hand Knit
Big loud penis

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vanisher


A children's novel

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