Cities you wouldn't want to visit

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Matoi Ryuko

Shitville, Florida.
West Inferno, Arizona.
Hungry Bear Ridge, Montana.

# ? Oct 9, 2017 00:59

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:33

Dads Dip Cup

you won't catch me going anywhere near Anytown, USA until they get their rampant identity theft crisis under control

# ? Oct 9, 2017 01:23

Manifisto

OrgansForSaleCheap, Slovakia

altho they have some nice hostels, i'm told

# ? Oct 9, 2017 02:21

cda: by Hand Knit

Chalkboard Dust, KS
Ifyoureadthisyouwilldie, AL
[Inaudible], CA

# ? Oct 9, 2017 02:30

Baller Ina: :whattheeucharist:

Loud, TX

Even other Texans agree- "It's too drat loud"

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# ? Oct 9, 2017 02:51

Robot Made of Meat

Actual cities whose Convention Bureaus really fell down on the job:

Downers Grove, IL
Chagrin Falls, OH

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Oct 9, 2017 03:25

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Darkness Falls, Louisiana
Barefoot, Wyoming
Tiny Crabs, FL
Sexual Assault, California (Fresno County)

# ? Oct 9, 2017 07:15

Ride The Gravitron: by FactsAreUseless

Sharingneedless, Kentucky

# ? Oct 9, 2017 08:02

FactsAreUseless

Idaho

# ? Oct 9, 2017 11:25

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

-Atlantis

-Bumfuck, Egypt

-The Sticks

-loving Nowhere, right smack in the middle

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# ? Oct 9, 2017 13:09

Elusif

Harambe, North Dakota

# ? Oct 9, 2017 16:48

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Pripyat, Ukraine
Okuma, Fukushima, Japan

# ? Oct 9, 2017 18:40

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Des Moines, Iowa

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# ? Oct 9, 2017 19:01

Manifisto

two barns, nebraska

slag heap, new mexico

hope gardens, missouri (formerly anthrax hills)

lower skidmark, west virginia

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 9, 2017 21:33

Matoi Ryuko

AttackedInWalmart, PA.
Geriatricville, FL.
Crushing Avalanche, CO.

# ? Oct 9, 2017 22:13

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

City? poo poo, the whole state of Nebraska is one big void in my mind. Thar there be dragons, which is kind of scary but cool, or over thar there be no dragons, which is more likely and less cool.

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# ? Oct 10, 2017 00:17

Robot Made of Meat

Additional actual places:

Boring, OR (no clue how they chose one part of the state over any other)
Dull, Perthshire, Scotland
Bland, NSW, Australia

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Oct 10, 2017 04:49

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Bee Cave, TX

Pee Pee Township, OH

Lizard Lick, NC

# ? Oct 10, 2017 05:40

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Anus, Oklahoma
Gunge, Alaska
Filibuster, North Dakota

# ? Oct 10, 2017 05:42

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

Evil San Francisco

# ? Oct 10, 2017 06:20

lmbo calrissian: i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Shitslide Falls, CO

# ? Oct 10, 2017 06:31

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Prolapse Butte, Colombia

# ? Oct 10, 2017 06:33

Macnult

AverySpecialfriend posted:

Evil San Francisco

# ? Oct 10, 2017 07:10

Twenty Four

Robot Made of Meat posted:

Additional actual places:

Boring, OR (no clue how they chose one part of the state over any other)
Dull, Perthshire, Scotland
Bland, NSW, Australia

I heard this on NPR the other day, and apparently these are legit sister cities, which I think is pretty funny.

# ? Oct 10, 2017 09:34

Twenty Four

Polygamy Compound, Utah

# ? Oct 10, 2017 09:43

LvK: FIVE STARS!!

Mystery Vortex, PA
Blood Station, PA
Hungry Caves, PA
Philadelphia, BA

# ? Oct 10, 2017 12:46

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

New Jack City
City of Crime
Sin City (Frank Miller's)
Sodom
Gommorah

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# ? Oct 10, 2017 12:50

FactsAreUseless

[louder] Idaho

# ? Oct 10, 2017 13:26

Manifisto

AverySpecialfriend posted:

Evil San Francisco

LvK posted:

Mystery Vortex, PA
Blood Station, PA
Hungry Caves, PA
Philadelphia, BA

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 10, 2017 15:37

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

some ask me what it's like living in Piss Tape, and all I can say is that Piss Tape is Real

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Oct 10, 2017 16:11

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Evil Sanfran is a great city to raise a family (if you don't mind having evil kids)

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Oct 10, 2017 17:03

Manifisto

screaming fungus, wy

# ? Oct 10, 2017 17:19

Fredflonston

Butt, Munch

# ? Oct 10, 2017 19:44

vanisher

Funky Towne (not related to Funky Town)

# ? Oct 10, 2017 20:36

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Fentanyl OH
Amphetamine WV

# ? Oct 10, 2017 23:23

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

bruges

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# ? Oct 11, 2017 09:41

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

City Name. Their sports team is way overexposed.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:21

Macnult

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:love:

# ? Oct 11, 2017 18:12

The X-man cometh

Lower Methton, NJ
Fart Flats, MD
Centralia, PA

# ? Oct 12, 2017 06:03

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:33

3dou: The best kind of sex is VHS.

Poop-dong, South Korea
poo poo-dick, North Korea

# ? Oct 12, 2017 08:59

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