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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


You know it's quality software when they make it so easy to accept their EULA!

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Ensign Expendable posted:

Is that ru Yandex browser or some poo poo like that?

no idea, might as well be a gag but i wont be me if i wont find it realistic after having tried to clean a computer from mail.ru "software"

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


cinci zoo sniper posted:

no idea, might as well be a gag but i wont be me if i wont find it realistic after having tried to clean a computer from mail.ru "software"

so does counterintelligence just sign into anybody's computer whenever they want I guess?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Waffle House posted:

so does counterintelligence just sign into anybody's computer whenever they want I guess?

i think counterintelligence would have problems with getting rid of mail.ru out of their system too, they'll have better success just shooting mail.ru upper management until the situation is fixed

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


cinci zoo sniper posted:

i think counterintelligence would have problems with getting rid of mail.ru out of their system too, they'll have better success just shooting mail.ru upper management until the situation is fixed

From the screenshot you posted that seems like the most efficient way of thinking

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

In the oughties there was a language school, which spammed the gently caress out of Russia both in electronic and print forms.

The director getting killed in his own home did fix it eventually.

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007



Vova got a new puppy.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Ensign Expendable posted:

Is that ru Yandex browser or some poo poo like that?

so, its real. there is some game called "car industries" that has some sort of fix for it. this fix offers to optionally install amigo browser - when you uncheck that, a tiny button with extra conditions appears - those are in the screenshot

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

A Pale Horse posted:



Vova got a new puppy.

A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007




There's lots of good pics of Putin with dogs. Its his one humanizing characteristic.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

A Pale Horse posted:



There's lots of good pics of Putin with dogs. Its his one humanizing characteristic.

That also applies to someone else, you know. :godwin:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Only dumb beasts and Steven Seagal like Putin.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Mycroft Holmes posted:

That also applies to someone else, you know. :godwin:

almost like it is a pr tactic

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

hmm wonder how long it will take for this one to be big enough to scare merkel

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




a hole-y ghost posted:

hmm wonder how long it will take for this one to be big enough to scare merkel

maybe some 3-4 years so it loses the puppyish facial expression?

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
Will Putin still be president or prime minister? I lost track of his terms.

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


a hole-y ghost posted:

hmm wonder how long it will take for this one to be big enough to scare merkel

a dog's purpose

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Ensign Expendable posted:

Will Putin still be president or prime minister? I lost track of his terms.

president for 2018-2024 term

ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWKuCBZBPIw

not actually in russia but very russian

In russia, for some reason a lot of people read jack kerouac's on the road, and seem to think it represents america today. People are facsinated by some idea of a hitchhiking culture that never really existed.

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:
New thread, time to repost the JET TRAIN


Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

the french flirted with that idea too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ysj8UcKOR8

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
Russia made a chat bot



Human: I'm lonely

Bot: Imagine that you are a tiny but excellent application, locked in a small, cramped device. See, everything is relative. You don't feel so bad anymore.

Human: I want to kill myself

Bot: me too

rear end struggle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWKuCBZBPIw

not actually in russia but very russian

In russia, for some reason a lot of people read jack kerouac's on the road, and seem to think it represents america today. People are facsinated by some idea of a hitchhiking culture that never really existed.

My grandmother's understanding of America was shaped exclusively by Catcher in the Rye and Fenimore Cooper's frontier books.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

cinci zoo sniper posted:

maybe some 3-4 years so it loses the puppyish facial expression?
The dog's already got Stalin's eyes.

woodenchicken
Aug 19, 2007

Nap Ghost

SelenicMartian posted:

In the oughties there was a language school, which spammed the gently caress out of Russia both in electronic and print forms.

The director getting killed in his own home did fix it eventually.
Haha, I remember when Vardan Kushnir got smoked, there was such rejoicing on russian forums. Flame wars were forgotten as posters from all camps and walks of life lolled at this piece of news.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ABIwcPWZOA

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A Pale Horse posted:



There's lots of good pics of Putin with dogs. Its his one humanizing characteristic.

he's a sociopathic spymaster who knows taking pics w/ dogs makes dumdums think he's a human

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Jerry Cotton posted:

Only dumb beasts and Steven Seagal like Putin.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Or he's that, but also likes dogs. It's not exactly a rare trait.

It's important to remember that even the majority of nazis loved their families, and enjoyed things regular people enjoy, like popular music, or ice cream. They were not spooky alien hivemind or otherworldly space orcs, they were, in fact, regular people with terrible personal opinions on certain subjects. They don't need to be humanised, because they were already 100% human.

Mystery Opponent
Sep 27, 2006

but u was a real nigga
i could sense it in u
https://youtu.be/YPQ8rpLWWO8

Pro click, and a bunch of other funny reviews on this guy's channel

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug

JcDent posted:

>tfw you're listening in on a bugged apartment in East Berlin and the dissidents are having wild, passionate sex. 


ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos


The Hambulance
Apr 19, 2011

:20bux:

ASK ME ABOUT MY AWESOME STARTUP IDEA


Pillbug

Machine is for potato only

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

A subtle phishing attempt.

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:

That's from Australia, but taping fish to ATMs is still spiritually EE I guess

Vladimir Poutine fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Oct 12, 2017

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

im punter

COMRADES
Apr 3, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
That's actually pretty genius.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


lng jk

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ass struggle
Dec 25, 2012

by Athanatos

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ass struggle fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Oct 13, 2017

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

rear end struggle posted:

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Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




I have to communicate with Polish office via email quite often and sometimes I feel like gently caress being polite because typing out their names is a pain in the rear end. Instead of Gregor its Grzegorsz jesus christ. Or names like Wojciech.

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