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He’s getting married later this month, 18 months after his wife died. I think they got engaged about 15 months in. His newest special is called Patton Oswalt: Annihilation. Put the pieces together y’all! His wife’s true crime research gave him the info to OD her w pills so he could get w the new lady.
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Did what now?
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Oct 10, 2017 02:53
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Maybe the bitch had it coming though.
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Oct 10, 2017 02:54
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COMRADES posted:Did what now? Murdered his wife w sleeping pills that aggravated her sleep apnea.
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Oct 10, 2017 02:55
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Oct 10, 2017 02:57
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You may think Oswalt acted alone, but I think there was a second pillman.
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Oct 10, 2017 02:58
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COMRADES posted:Did what now? Assassassinated Ralphie May from the greasy knoll.
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Oct 10, 2017 03:01
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It's a well-established fact that Patton Oswalt murdered his wife. What we don't know is how many others he has killed and when he will kill again.
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Oct 10, 2017 03:02
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Oswald was a pattonsy
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Oct 10, 2017 03:03
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His dead wife’s doctor did it by giving her fentanyl for home use. There is no legitimate reason to use fentanyl outside of a clinical or hospice setting, except that you’ve decided to do the whole at-home hospice care thing, or you’re a piece of poo poo dr. Feegood who doesn’t know he could make a lot more selling scrips for oxycontin.
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Oct 10, 2017 03:17
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I've encountered compelling evidence in an ancient Mayan ruin that Patton Oswald came into this world when the first death occurred, and will remain until the last living thing draws its final breath.
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Oct 10, 2017 03:20
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Patten Oswald is coming to my town and honestly, I'm more than a little scared.
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Oct 10, 2017 03:23
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I have reason to believe Patton Oswald is actually a vengeful wraith or perhaps a lesser demon but I'm still working on gathering the evidence
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Oct 10, 2017 03:23
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Zahgaegun posted:Patten Oswald is coming to my town and honestly, I'm more than a little scared. Got bad news for you. He's already there. His "official" arrival time is just to give him an alibi.
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Oct 10, 2017 03:48
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King Vidiot posted:You may think Oswalt acted alone, but I think there was a second pillman. Marxalot posted:Oswald was a pattonsy 
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Oct 10, 2017 03:56
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Is this thread about the king of queens guy? Im looking at his wikipedia page but I dont see anything about him killing ppl
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Oct 10, 2017 03:57
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The only thing Patton 'did' is this week's free Chapo! https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-148-lost-in-the-sauce-feat-patton-oswalt-10917
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Oct 10, 2017 03:58
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Jesus, that is soon 
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Oct 10, 2017 04:15
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King Vidiot posted:You may think Oswalt acted alone, but I think there was a second pillman. This is why I keep coming here time after time
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Oct 10, 2017 04:17
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I believe that Patton Oswald acted alone when he shot Jamie Kennedy.
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Oct 10, 2017 04:19
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Spinster posted:Jesus, that is soon my wife started dating me a week after her husband died. 
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Oct 10, 2017 04:20
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RFC2324 posted:my wife started dating me a week after her husband died. Bitch gonna move suddenly move reaaaal sloooooow when you need her to call 911 fyi
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Oct 10, 2017 04:21
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There's no proof that he did it but I couldn't imagine how anyone could be back in the dating scene half a year later.
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Oct 10, 2017 04:21
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RFC2324 posted:my wife started dating me a week after her husband died. Yeah well if true that's seriously WTF, even allowing for "everyone mourns in their own way"
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Oct 10, 2017 04:22
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Why did you kill your wife, Paton? 
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Oct 10, 2017 04:23
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I can't believe that Patton Oswald murdered his wife!!!!
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Oct 10, 2017 04:23
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william shatner killed his wife too.
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Oct 10, 2017 04:24
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The only question left is if Patton is the Golden State killer or if he was just working with him. Patton fits the profile; correct age, short, and a small dick.
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Oct 10, 2017 04:33
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jet sanchEz posted:william shatner killed his wife too. which "he" did shatner assist in killing oswalt's wife
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Oct 10, 2017 04:34
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Grand Prize Winner posted:which "he" Shatner is actually Patton's first wife
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Oct 10, 2017 04:35
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I simply can not believe that beloved comedienne "Patown Oswalt" ruthlessly murdered his wife!
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Oct 10, 2017 04:38
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super sweet best pal posted:There's no proof that he did it but I couldn't imagine how anyone could be back in the dating scene half a year later. Seriously. Like, I hoped he wouldn’t be stuck in mourning forever but less than a year later? Idk. It’s just kinda ooky.
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Oct 10, 2017 04:39
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The guy was obviously never that stable, like his stand up is the anxious rambling of a man who does not have his poo poo together ever, and his wife dies. he has pixar money floating around and honestly i could easily see that dude rushing into a rebound marriage or maybe he killed his wife to marry his secret lover an inappropriately short amount of time later just like out of a murder she wrote episode
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Oct 10, 2017 04:42
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imagine going back to wife after filming a sex scene with Charlize Theron a recipe ripe... for murder!!!!
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Oct 10, 2017 04:44
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Cnut the Great posted:Yeah well if true that's seriously WTF, even allowing for "everyone mourns in their own way" when i found out and kinda freaked out about it, see explained that she had done her mourning before he died, since it was an unpleasant one from brain cancer. she had actually drawn up divorce papers already when he got the diagnosis which explained his insane behavior.
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Oct 10, 2017 04:46
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They won't talk about why they killed off the season 1 wife in the new Kevin James sitcom, but I believe he was sending a message to his former King of Queens coworker that he knew what really happened.
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Oct 10, 2017 04:46
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Boywhiz88 posted:Seriously. Like, I hoped he wouldn’t be stuck in mourning forever but less than a year later? Idk. It’s just kinda ooky. Hey, when you're hot, you're hot.
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Oct 10, 2017 04:48
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fruit on the bottom posted:They won't talk about why they killed off the season 1 wife in the new Kevin James sitcom, but I believe he was sending a message to his former King of Queens coworker that he knew what really happened.
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Oct 10, 2017 04:51
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His Google search history in the 24 hours after he killed his wife: "how long do you need to wait after your wife dies to start dating again?" "does the husband get to keep his wifes money after she dies?" "dominos pizza order" "patton oswalt fan forums" "what to do when the police question you for murder" "how to get a tv show"
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Boywhiz88 posted:He’s getting married later this month, 18 months after his wife died. I think they got engaged about 15 months in. His newest special is called Patton Oswalt: Annihilation. Put the pieces together y’all! His wife’s true crime research gave him the info to OD her w pills so he could get w the new lady. LOLL it's all true hahahahhaha
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