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exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?

- Incubus



Doctor Rope

DoctorGonzo posted:

They could have done some Psycho thing and Sister Abigail was a corpse or something instead of this c tier crap. I hate Wyatt and i dont want to watch him on my tv anymore.

randy burned the corpse and a cameraman alive in the build to wrestlemania, don't you remember

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a new study bible!
Feb 1, 2009



Philadelphia: Where Super Bowl dreams go to Di

Fellas, Bray is just becoming Sister Abigail so he can get closer to his kids and win back his ex-wife.

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?

- Incubus



Doctor Rope

or maybe it was the house of horrors match i don't loving care

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


DoctorGonzo posted:

I forgot that the USOS won the title. I updated the champions page, sorry for the mistake.

You posted the wrong image size, I fixed it up and added Kalisto and Corbin's images - for some reason his outfit on wwe.com isn't his cool Lucha costume, and neither he nor Corbin have images with the belts yet.

DoctorGonzo posted:

The worst thing are the stupid effects. They dont even know if we should take this poo poo serious or not.

The effect was amazingly terrible, because you can't even call it amateur stuff - an amateur wouldn't make a mistake that bad and use such an awful transition effect. How the hell they set that up and nobody said,"Wait... this looks awful..." I don't know.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

I thought the effect was the problem: like if Bray had dropped off camera screaming and popped back up in character, it might have been okay. I re-watched it this morning and no, it's irredeemably stupid on all levels.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

help theres rain coming from the sky and theres other racers on the track near me and slamming my brakes on breaks them ironically enough and why does my avatar keep getting worse



a new study bible! posted:

Fellas, Bray is just becoming Sister Abigail so he can get closer to his kids and win back his ex-wife.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.



Holy poo poo that movie was made almost a quarter of a century ago. Mara Wilson is 30 now

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



The chair Bray is in at first is clearly taller than the one after he changes. That's the kind of work that went into that.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008

I'll be busting the moves and I'll be busting the rhymes, we'll be busting up laughing 'cause it's
PARTY TIME!



i fucken knew bray was an animorph all this time

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

Eater of worlds, pins, and CHICKEN


The chair transformation was good

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003

Get running
Start pumping your bunions, I'm coming
I'm the dumbest, who flamethrow your function to Funyons
Flame your crew quicker than Trump fucks his youngest
Now face the flame fuckers your fame and fate's done with


Do not even ask posted:

i fucken knew bray was an animorph all this time

I wish he would Animorph into a pink slip.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



Endless Mike posted:

I wish he would Animorph into a pink slip.

I would think a dark colored gown.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

Eater of worlds, pins, and CHICKEN


Endless Mike posted:

I wish he would Animorph into a pink slip.

He does the poo poo nobody else would do and that he clearly won't say no to. He's got a job there as long as he wants one

For anyone who thinks this is as bad as it can get for him: people said the same about House of Horrors. A little over 5 months ago. Buckle up

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?

- Incubus



Doctor Rope

Chris James 2 posted:

He does the poo poo nobody else would do and that he clearly won't say no to. He's got a job there as long as he wants one

For anyone who thinks this is as bad as it can get for him: people said the same about House of Horrors. A little over 5 months ago. Buckle up

I can't wait until he challenges Asuka for the title.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

That would unironically be a great match

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Bray Wyatts 2017, a year in which he won the world title, is the most embarrassing year a wrestler has ever had

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?

- Incubus



Doctor Rope

oatgan posted:

Bray Wyatts 2017, a year in which he won the world title, is the most embarrassing year a wrestler has ever had

No that would still be Sting in '97.

NAG
Jul 13, 2009



oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



exploded mummy posted:

No that would still be Sting in '97.

Sting was cool

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Bray Wyatt projected worms onto the mat and wrestlemania and lost, and his brother went on a podcast and revealed Bray believes in a race of giant humanoids who used to rule the earth

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?

- Incubus



Doctor Rope

oatgan posted:

Sting was cool

Sting was cool and then got chumped and jobbed to Hogan in 5 minutes in a year plus long build just so WCW could debut Thunder with a hot angle.

The Bee
Nov 25, 2012

Making his way to the ring . . .
from Deep in the Jungle . . .

The Big Monkey!


oatgan posted:

Bray Wyatt projected worms onto the mat and wrestlemania and lost, and his brother went on a podcast and revealed Bray believes in a race of giant humanoids who used to rule the earth

Well, duh. Where else do you think Braun could've come from?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



exploded mummy posted:

Sting was cool and then got chumped and jobbed to Hogan in 5 minutes in a year plus long build just so WCW could debut Thunder with a hot angle.

hmm ok but what if sting and hogan wrestled in a haunted house and then afterwards hogan did interviews where he buried the match and said their whole feud was stupid because that definitely happened to bray

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



also he's in the middle of a messy divorce

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011

Me uni a la Revolucion #RXT


el sabe ...


oatgan posted:

hmm ok but what if sting and hogan wrestled in a haunted house and then afterwards hogan did interviews where he buried the match and said their whole feud was stupid because that definitely happened to bray

also after all this and hogan got the belt back he lost it to...let's say robbie rage

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012


oatgan posted:

Sting was cool

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?

- Incubus



Doctor Rope

oatgan posted:

also he's in the middle of a messy divorce

Sting was in the middle of messy marriage situati9n because of adultery around that time too

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

Eater of worlds, pins, and CHICKEN


"Seth wants to buckle bomb me at ringside during the match? Sure, what could go wrong?

*13 months later*



Turns out, a lot"

exploded mummy
Sep 10, 2008

So, so you think you can tell
Heaven from hell
Blue skies from pain
Can you tell a green field
From a cold steel rail?

- Incubus



Doctor Rope

Chris James 2 posted:

"Seth wants to buckle bomb me at ringside during the match? Sure, what could go wrong?

*13 months later*



Turns out, a lot"

Sting regrets this too!

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

help theres rain coming from the sky and theres other racers on the track near me and slamming my brakes on breaks them ironically enough and why does my avatar keep getting worse



Why is Finn using lipstick?

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU


DoctorGonzo posted:

Why is Finn using lipstick?

the demon has needs

Minidust
Nov 4, 2009

Hello chiicagooo!

Oh, wait, is that a GameStop employee in the back? Hey, you, give me a refund. No, I don't care if it was my fault, just - look, am I the one with the microphone or not? REFUND, biyotch!

Shield guys were all good but Dean in particular seemed to flip a switch where all his mannerisms became that of his early 2014 self. Like he went straight back to "loose cannon" instead of "zany" and it reeeeeeally owned.

St Evan Echoes
Oct 17, 2004



Fun Shoe

“oatgan”" post="“477239840” posted:

also he’s in the middle of a messy divorce
yeah but you look at why he's in the middle of a messy divorce and maybe 2017 is actually p good for ol' Bray

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


If he would've just been Bray in a nun outfit, it would've been 100 times better, which I didn't think was possible before last night.

PUNKS DIET SODA
Nov 24, 2007

John. What are you doing.

astrollinthepork posted:

Yeah but NJPW world sucks huge rear end and where else am I gonna get dosed up on:

hulkamania

ultimate maniac-ism

Try Klan rallies and the White House

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

Eater of worlds, pins, and CHICKEN


WWE put up an interview with Mike Kanellis about his prescription drug addiction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnrDVCsTd7w

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007


Chris James 2 posted:

WWE put up an interview with Mike Kanellis about his prescription drug addiction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnrDVCsTd7w

A wrestler with a pain killer addiction? Well, I've never

rovert
Jun 10, 2013


Big of fan of Jeff Hardy, Mike Bennett, Goldust, Kurt Angle etc making TNA look like a drug den.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

Karma.


Has any promising gimmick ever been ruined harder than Bray Wyatt

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Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007


Are they doing this interview in a stadium's basement? Least this story didn't end with DDP yoga.

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