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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

My goodness, Hot Stuff!


Stale Saltines posted:

Imagine if he finds his way to pornhub and discovers how popular incest porn has become.

Incest is the angle that Vince keeps coming back to but never fully pulling the trigger on. The Bushwacker's went lingerie shopping for their mother, That leave it to Beaver rip off where the headbanger wanted to gently caress his mum, the Burchill's having heavy incest overtones just before the switch to PG, the pitched story where Vince was supposed to claim to have raped and impregnated Stephanie.

One day Vince, one day you'll get to do your incest angle all the way to the "finish".

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

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HOTLANTA MAN posted:

how the gently caress do you gently caress up shinsuke nakamura

You try to break into a market of millions of people you know next to nothing about by pushing a guy who doesn't even cut promos in the nations most recognised language.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

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It's actually the number of ideas each cruiserweight has to get themselves over that the agents rejected because it wouldn't have worked in Memphis in 1972.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

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Asuka being Asuka seems difficult to gently caress up but I'm no doubting it will happen, just that it's less likely to happen than them loving up Bayley. All they need to do is give Asuka 6 min to kill someone every week. With Bayley they had to thread the needle by creating a woman character for children in a fed where ten years ago she'd be expected to wrestle in some form of edible gloop for Vince McMahon's pleasure, went too far in the opposite direction and made her a sexless virgin for life that's never even kissed a boy.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

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The two hour RAW's sucked as well.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Your voice may have changed but your breath is still the same.

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The_Rob posted:

Goddamn Roman is annoying.

Not as annoying as Cody Rhodes, the only man to be less entertaining after leaving the WWE.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

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Roman Reigns is very good at wrestling, it's not his wrestling that's the problem. It's that he's not a natural babyface and probably won't be until they change his gimmick away from knock off Biker Taker.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

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Kirios posted:

Houses depreciate in value, the yard's value only consistently goes up. Paige is only thinking short term, Reigns understands the value of land.

The real question is who owns the mineral rights.

Paige is British and our house prices are only going up to unsustainable highs, much like Paige herself.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

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Dude had good matches against Braun ffs.

I reckon that Roman is a lot like Batista in that when he first started getting pushed he wasn't a very good wrestler but within a year he was having great matches so long as the other party wasn't poo poo.

Luckily Roman can't act to save his life so we've all got plenty of time to come around and appreciate Roman Reigns the Wrestler.

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

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The Lesner formula was good when the formula was still fresh and the Lesner match was over two years ago so that's like, four Lesner matches ago.

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