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  Women want one of these two body types and nothing inbetween. "But Gaunab" you'll probably slur out "I'm in a relationship with a nice lady and I look nothing like that. Also she's your mom." Well guess what? Suck a dick and whomever you're in a relationship with is SETTLING for you! Sorry, not sorry.
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which one are you op
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Oct 11, 2017 03:38
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:which one are you op
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what gender are they
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Oct 11, 2017 03:40
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my body type is that my face is a butt, and my butt is also a butt
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proof of concept posted:my body type is that my face is a butt, and my butt is also a butt
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Oct 11, 2017 03:42
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The longer I look at this, the more I see a xenomorph. It's tripping me out. Oh poo poo, there's a yautja in there too!
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Oct 11, 2017 03:43
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I'm built like a St Bernard, fat, hairy, smelling of booze and with a copious amount of drool
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I'm a computer
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Oct 11, 2017 03:44
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Would and also would.
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proof of concept posted:my body type is that my face is a butt, and my butt is also a butt
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Oct 11, 2017 03:47
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I find a good dick pic is usually more than enough for most women
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Oct 11, 2017 03:49
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I don't know what product these before and after pictures are trying to sell me
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think about it op. i could use those big rolls to wrap them around my cock and jack myself off into a big warm flesh cave, cum pouring out and rolling over his majestic curves like a winding river. try that with Chad Hardbody up there? yea right. gently caress off.
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Face it, nerds: This is what women want, and if you don't look like this, then you're poo poo out of luck.
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Oct 11, 2017 03:59
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Cnut the Great posted:Face it, nerds: idk he needs to buff up those arms they look like baby arms relative to that massive chest
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Cnut the Great posted:Face it, nerds: Do those muscles under his armpits have nipples too? 
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Cnut the Great posted:Face it, nerds: The funny part? He's Caucasian.
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What body types do men want their women to have
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:What body types do men want their women to have Boobs
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:What body types do men want their women to have Anime titties.
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:What body types do men want their women to have a
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:What body types do men want their women to have Steam shovel e: Let me clarify. I want to have sex with a steam shovel.
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:which one are you op I'm in the inbetween 
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I identify as the first one
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:What body types do men want their women to have Curvy and sexy with big bouncy boobs, big round asses, gorgeous faces, and huge cocks. Of course i'm a trans woman so take my opinion with a grain of salt 
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#1 on the inside #2 on the outside, I'm the full package
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They sucking dick for homework, getting that dome worked / Just to say they got with Akhenaten and they did it first
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I'm actually a cloud of vapor shaped lik e a horsey.
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Ork of Fiction posted:I'm actually a cloud of vapor shaped lik e a horsey. i'm a snake lady with massive tits and a thick cock
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I find a good dick pic is usually more than enough for most women This, but the opposite
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a few DRUNK BONERS posted:What body types do men want their women to have You're going to have to make a thread for that question to be answered.
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Oct 11, 2017 04:57
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Huh. I didn't know H.P. Lovecraft was still alive.
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Cnut the Great posted:Steam shovel
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I bet that dude has like, 49 vertebrae...
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slenderman goes on vacation
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Spinster posted:This, but the opposite So...is it a bad dick pick that's good enough for most women, or a good dick pick just isn't enough for most women? Asking for a friend... >_>;;;
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Bogus Adventure posted:So...is it a bad dick pick that's good enough for most women, or a good dick pick just isn't enough for most women? a good woman pic is usually more than enough for most dicks
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