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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
another trick is to constantly hold ur belly in

remember not to sit down

bend over to pick stuff up

or like, move much at all, otherwise your belly will pop out and the ladies will realise you are in fact a fat poo poo

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

WatermelonGun posted:

Is this the bear thread now?


I'm so glad gay marriage is legal so I can be held by this guys strong arms as I die in a hospital bed.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

reignofevil posted:

I'm so glad gay marriage is legal so I can be held by this guys strong arms as I die in a hospital bed.

I just want him to bang my butthole :shrug:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I don't want either of those things

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Puzzling username/post combo

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

WatermelonGun posted:

Is this the bear thread now?

dude looks really contemplative. i get the feeling the story here is that his partner dared him to wear their play outfit outside and he feels like hes making a mockery of himself and the gay community by portraying it according to stereotypes. and when they went inside he put on his khakis and sat by himself on the davenport with a glass of chardonnay

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

gary oldmans diary posted:

dude looks really contemplative. i get the feeling the story here is that his partner dared him to wear their play outfit outside and he feels like hes making a mockery of himself and the gay community by portraying it according to stereotypes. and when they went inside he put on his khakis and sat by himself on the davenport with a glass of chardonnay

Nah. He went and railed a dude’s butthole immediately after this picture was taken.

He’s thinking ‘bout that butthole.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

gary oldmans diary posted:

dude looks really contemplative. i get the feeling the story here is that his partner dared him to wear their play outfit outside and he feels like hes making a mockery of himself and the gay community by portraying it according to stereotypes. and when they went inside he put on his khakis and sat by himself on the davenport with a glass of chardonnay

Idk that’s the mile long stare of someone who has seen Too Much at the Folsom street fair

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
what if there was a bear that just wanted to be a bottom in a cruel world that would only accept him as a top

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
lol if you’ve never topped a swole beefcake man

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

gary oldmans diary posted:

dude looks really contemplative. i get the feeling the story here is that his partner dared him to wear their play outfit outside and he feels like hes making a mockery of himself and the gay community by portraying it according to stereotypes. and when they went inside he put on his khakis and sat by himself on the davenport with a glass of chardonnay

He has kind eyes that hide a certain sadness, as though he knows everyone jumps to conclusions about who he is based on his outward appearance rather than considering the gentle soul within.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
how do gay dudes take it in the butt then like hold their poo poo in the next day?

does the anus dialate to accomidate the penis and then somehow contract again rapidly?

jeez doesn't sound like a fun date to mee lol

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jeff Sichoe posted:

how do gay dudes take it in the butt then like hold their poo poo in the next day?

does the anus dialate to accomidate the penis and then somehow contract again rapidly?

jeez doesn't sound like a fun date to mee lol

gay sex involves a lot of silly farting

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Jeff Sichoe posted:

how do gay dudes take it in the butt then like hold their poo poo in the next day?

does the anus dialate to accomidate the penis and then somehow contract again rapidly?

jeez doesn't sound like a fun date to mee lol

lol it’s 2017 and this dude doesn’t have a single gay friend

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Jeff Sichoe posted:

how do gay dudes take it in the butt then like hold their poo poo in the next day?

does the anus dialate to accomidate the penis and then somehow contract again rapidly?

jeez doesn't sound like a fun date to mee lol

Young man. You have the worldview of a man who hasn't poo poo solid in a long long while.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

gary oldmans diary posted:

dude looks really contemplative. i get the feeling the story here is that his partner dared him to wear their play outfit outside and he feels like hes making a mockery of himself and the gay community by portraying it according to stereotypes. and when they went inside he put on his khakis and sat by himself on the davenport with a glass of chardonnay

looks like his "gameface" to me

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I did a girl in the bum once and we went out for breakfast the next day and she kept on farting and giggling and that was the last time I saw her romantically

interesting that the two are linked!

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Jeff Sichoe posted:

I did a girl in the bum once and we went out for breakfast the next day and she kept on farting and giggling and that was the last time I saw her romantically

interesting that the two are linked!

Making love to you and then never doing so again seems a logical and sound choice

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
making love lol what the gently caress

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Making love to you and then never doing so again seems a logical and sound choice
fool me once

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Jeff Sichoe posted:

making love lol what the gently caress

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Jeff Sichoe posted:

making love lol what the gently caress

I'm throwing out flowery language. Like lighting a match right after

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
if u lighting a match after 'making love' then I think you got bigger problems than me and that's saying something

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Noblesse Obliged posted:

I'm throwing out flowery language. Like lighting a match right after

shut the gently caress vertical

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Jeff Sichoe posted:

making love lol what the gently caress

Yeah there's a big difference between loving a girl in the rear end and making love to a girl in the rear end

Wasn't this a bit? Didn't some comedian do this? Help me out here

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Cnut the Great posted:

Yeah there's a big difference between loving a girl in the rear end and making love to a girl in the rear end

Wasn't this a bit? Didn't some comedian do this? Help me out here

caramel semen. i watch allot of porno

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I made love to her rear end in a top hat. My love filled her up & her anus blossomed like a beautiful tulip to accommodate my girth. She called my name softly, but with a simmering passion. A sigh escaped her lips as my load bore forth with the force of a tidal wave. The pucker I dined upon earlier was gone; in its place was the gape of my love with a quiet drip that belied our lusty love-making only moments before.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

myDad posted:

I made love to her rear end in a top hat. My love filled her up & her anus blossomed like a beautiful tulip to accommodate my girth. She called my name softly, but with a simmering passion. A sigh escaped her lips as my load bore forth with the force of a tidal wave. The pucker I dined upon earlier was gone; in its place was the gape of my love with a quiet drip that belied our lusty love-making only moments before.

Truly, you are the poet anal love needs.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

myDad posted:

I made love to her rear end in a top hat. My love filled her up & her anus blossomed like a beautiful tulip to accommodate my girth. She called my name softly, but with a simmering passion. A sigh escaped her lips as my load bore forth with the force of a tidal wave. The pucker I dined upon earlier was gone; in its place was the gape of my love with a quiet drip that belied our lusty love-making only moments before.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Jeff Sichoe posted:

how do gay dudes take it in the butt then like hold their poo poo in the next day?

does the anus dialate to accomidate the penis and then somehow contract again rapidly?

jeez doesn't sound like a fun date to mee lol

Poppers duder

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

myDad posted:

I made love to her rear end in a top hat. My love filled her up & her anus blossomed like a beautiful tulip to accommodate my girth. She called my name softly, but with a simmering passion. A sigh escaped her lips as my load bore forth with the force of a tidal wave. The pucker I dined upon earlier was gone; in its place was the gape of my love with a quiet drip that belied our lusty love-making only moments before.

:patriot:

Some Percy Shelley poo poo here

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
her anal love frothed upon my lips

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007

WatermelonGun posted:

Is this the bear thread now?


Now this is a real man.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
You guys are gay.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
My favorite body type for a guy is a dude with dark, sort-of curly, disheveled hair, who looks kind of malnourished and busted up. No pudge.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Pick posted:

My favorite body type for a guy is a dude with dark, sort-of curly, disheveled hair, who looks kind of malnourished and busted up. No pudge.

So heroin addicts

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Big Beef City posted:

I don't want either of those things

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

WatermelonGun posted:

So heroin addicts

heroin chic is tragic on a woman but on a man it really kicks up that nurturing instinct

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

That Kangaroo is swole as gently caress.

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