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another trick is to constantly hold ur belly in remember not to sit down bend over to pick stuff up or like, move much at all, otherwise your belly will pop out and the ladies will realise you are in fact a fat poo poo
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WatermelonGun posted:Is this the bear thread now? I'm so glad gay marriage is legal so I can be held by this guys strong arms as I die in a hospital bed.
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reignofevil posted:I'm so glad gay marriage is legal so I can be held by this guys strong arms as I die in a hospital bed. I just want him to bang my butthole
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 00:45 |
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I don't want either of those things
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:06 |
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Puzzling username/post combo
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:27 |
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WatermelonGun posted:Is this the bear thread now?
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:30 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:dude looks really contemplative. i get the feeling the story here is that his partner dared him to wear their play outfit outside and he feels like hes making a mockery of himself and the gay community by portraying it according to stereotypes. and when they went inside he put on his khakis and sat by himself on the davenport with a glass of chardonnay Nah. He went and railed a dude’s butthole immediately after this picture was taken. He’s thinking ‘bout that butthole.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:36 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:dude looks really contemplative. i get the feeling the story here is that his partner dared him to wear their play outfit outside and he feels like hes making a mockery of himself and the gay community by portraying it according to stereotypes. and when they went inside he put on his khakis and sat by himself on the davenport with a glass of chardonnay Idk that’s the mile long stare of someone who has seen Too Much at the Folsom street fair
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:36 |
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what if there was a bear that just wanted to be a bottom in a cruel world that would only accept him as a top
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:38 |
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lol if you’ve never topped a swole beefcake man
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:38 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:dude looks really contemplative. i get the feeling the story here is that his partner dared him to wear their play outfit outside and he feels like hes making a mockery of himself and the gay community by portraying it according to stereotypes. and when they went inside he put on his khakis and sat by himself on the davenport with a glass of chardonnay He has kind eyes that hide a certain sadness, as though he knows everyone jumps to conclusions about who he is based on his outward appearance rather than considering the gentle soul within.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:40 |
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how do gay dudes take it in the butt then like hold their poo poo in the next day? does the anus dialate to accomidate the penis and then somehow contract again rapidly? jeez doesn't sound like a fun date to mee lol
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:41 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:how do gay dudes take it in the butt then like hold their poo poo in the next day? gay sex involves a lot of silly farting
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:42 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:how do gay dudes take it in the butt then like hold their poo poo in the next day? lol it’s 2017 and this dude doesn’t have a single gay friend
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:42 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:how do gay dudes take it in the butt then like hold their poo poo in the next day? Young man. You have the worldview of a man who hasn't poo poo solid in a long long while.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:43 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:dude looks really contemplative. i get the feeling the story here is that his partner dared him to wear their play outfit outside and he feels like hes making a mockery of himself and the gay community by portraying it according to stereotypes. and when they went inside he put on his khakis and sat by himself on the davenport with a glass of chardonnay looks like his "gameface" to me
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:43 |
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I did a girl in the bum once and we went out for breakfast the next day and she kept on farting and giggling and that was the last time I saw her romantically interesting that the two are linked!
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:44 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:I did a girl in the bum once and we went out for breakfast the next day and she kept on farting and giggling and that was the last time I saw her romantically Making love to you and then never doing so again seems a logical and sound choice
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:46 |
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making love lol what the gently caress
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:47 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Making love to you and then never doing so again seems a logical and sound choice
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:47 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:making love lol what the gently caress
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:49 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:making love lol what the gently caress I'm throwing out flowery language. Like lighting a match right after
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:51 |
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if u lighting a match after 'making love' then I think you got bigger problems than me and that's saying something
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:53 |
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Noblesse Obliged posted:I'm throwing out flowery language. Like lighting a match right after shut the gently caress vertical
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:53 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:making love lol what the gently caress Yeah there's a big difference between loving a girl in the rear end and making love to a girl in the rear end Wasn't this a bit? Didn't some comedian do this? Help me out here
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 01:58 |
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Cnut the Great posted:Yeah there's a big difference between loving a girl in the rear end and making love to a girl in the rear end caramel semen. i watch allot of porno
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:02 |
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I made love to her rear end in a top hat. My love filled her up & her anus blossomed like a beautiful tulip to accommodate my girth. She called my name softly, but with a simmering passion. A sigh escaped her lips as my load bore forth with the force of a tidal wave. The pucker I dined upon earlier was gone; in its place was the gape of my love with a quiet drip that belied our lusty love-making only moments before.
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myDad posted:I made love to her rear end in a top hat. My love filled her up & her anus blossomed like a beautiful tulip to accommodate my girth. She called my name softly, but with a simmering passion. A sigh escaped her lips as my load bore forth with the force of a tidal wave. The pucker I dined upon earlier was gone; in its place was the gape of my love with a quiet drip that belied our lusty love-making only moments before. Truly, you are the poet anal love needs.
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myDad posted:I made love to her rear end in a top hat. My love filled her up & her anus blossomed like a beautiful tulip to accommodate my girth. She called my name softly, but with a simmering passion. A sigh escaped her lips as my load bore forth with the force of a tidal wave. The pucker I dined upon earlier was gone; in its place was the gape of my love with a quiet drip that belied our lusty love-making only moments before.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:15 |
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Jeff Sichoe posted:how do gay dudes take it in the butt then like hold their poo poo in the next day? Poppers duder
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:16 |
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myDad posted:I made love to her rear end in a top hat. My love filled her up & her anus blossomed like a beautiful tulip to accommodate my girth. She called my name softly, but with a simmering passion. A sigh escaped her lips as my load bore forth with the force of a tidal wave. The pucker I dined upon earlier was gone; in its place was the gape of my love with a quiet drip that belied our lusty love-making only moments before. Some Percy Shelley poo poo here
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:16 |
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her anal love frothed upon my lips
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:17 |
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WatermelonGun posted:Is this the bear thread now? Now this is a real man.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 02:20 |
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You guys are gay.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:14 |
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My favorite body type for a guy is a dude with dark, sort-of curly, disheveled hair, who looks kind of malnourished and busted up. No pudge.
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Pick posted:My favorite body type for a guy is a dude with dark, sort-of curly, disheveled hair, who looks kind of malnourished and busted up. No pudge. So heroin addicts
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:27 |
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Big Beef City posted:I don't want either of those things
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 03:32 |
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WatermelonGun posted:So heroin addicts heroin chic is tragic on a woman but on a man it really kicks up that nurturing instinct
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That Kangaroo is swole as gently caress.
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