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DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.


Rhyno posted:

Rotting in the upside-down.

Real talk, Shannon Purser got a recurring gig on Jason Katims’ new show, so I wouldn’t be surprised if Ethel becomes a victim of The Hood.

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008



Riverdale Season 2: Better than True Detective Season 2.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

Coach Bloodshot
Default Status: SHOUTING


bunnyofdoom posted:

Any show in the history of television season 2: Better than True Detective Season 2.

I fixed that for you.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008



Rhyno posted:

I fixed that for you.

Even Heroes?

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

This dildo-factory will see that "Our Way" is the only option, and any mind too small to take it all willingly gets it forced-in with l

Not as good as greatest show of all time = worst show of all time

- the Internet

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003

Coach Bloodshot
Default Status: SHOUTING


Lol, True Detective sucks bro.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

I'll kick yer sorry arse so hard you'll kiss the moons!

I really enjoyed TD S2, but I am super into trashy noir and have been in love with Rachel McAdams since The Hot Chick, so I may be biased.

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

This dildo-factory will see that "Our Way" is the only option, and any mind too small to take it all willingly gets it forced-in with l

Rhyno posted:

Lol, True Detective sucks bro.

Oh poo poo, I didn't know.

Wait, am I ONLY supposed to like The Wire?

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.


Sgt. Politeness posted:

Oh poo poo, I didn't know.

Wait, am I ONLY supposed to like The Wire?

Nah, you're allowed to like Michael Schur comedies too since he occasionally references The Wire

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

This dildo-factory will see that "Our Way" is the only option, and any mind too small to take it all willingly gets it forced-in with l

DivisionPost posted:

Nah, you're allowed to like Michael Schur comedies too since he occasionally references The Wire

Too confusing, I'm just going to keep liking poo poo television...

Like Riverdale, Wednesdays at 8:00 on the CW.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013



Riverdale is good television though. It has my friends Cheryl and Jughead.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.


CottonWolf posted:

He protected her with his body or something. It's too a weird choice to bring her in just to kill her immediately.

This is exactly what happens.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

I'll kick yer sorry arse so hard you'll kiss the moons!

There were so many shots fired, they're both badly injured imo and if he isn't dead, he sure as gently caress ain't waking up any time soon.

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

This dildo-factory will see that "Our Way" is the only option, and any mind too small to take it all willingly gets it forced-in with l

I guess my beef is that I never considered either character to be expendable in the comics so they either unceremoniously wrote them off or their big bad has a 1 - 3 record.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.


Sgt. Politeness posted:

I guess my beef is that I never considered either character to be expendable in the comics so they either unceremoniously wrote them off or their big bad has a 1 - 3 record.

This is Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa we're talking about here. Every character outside the core crew is expendable.

Yer Burnt
Feb 26, 2007



Midge and Moose being such well established Archie characters is what made their murder so shocking and impactful to me. Kudos to the writers for that, but they were such promising characters *sigh*. Maybe this is setting a foundation for zombies.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008



Tbf Grundy is the same level as Moose and Midge in the comics so this could happen

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006

Shepard.


bunnyofdoom posted:

Tbf Grundy is the same level as Moose and Midge in the comics so this could happen

Yeah, but she wasn’t the real Geraldine Grundy, she was Jennifer Gibson. The real Ms. Grundy will show up later, the sister of the dead Ms. Grundy who Jennifer Gibson impersonated.

And her name will also be Geraldine Grundy.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.


Don't read this if you don't want to know the status of Midge and Moose:

Midge is unharmed, Moose was shot but is up and talking during the next episode. So the black hood is REALLY bad at his job.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

I'll kick yer sorry arse so hard you'll kiss the moons!

So pretty much what I figured. Nuts Midge didn't get hurt. Must be a pretty low calibre gun. Or Moose is just that thicc.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013



It would be funny if like Archie, this will become the Superhero origin for Midge and as the season goes on the Black Hood will repeatedly fail to kill people and accidentally create new problems for him later down the line.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

LesterGroans posted:

Don't read this if you don't want to know the status of Midge and Moose:

So the black hood is REALLY bad at his job.

How would you even manage that? He shot several times from point blank, while Moose was just sitting there.
New theory: This was a false flag operation. The role of the killer is shared between Dilton and Moose. Dilton is the shooter, Moose is the strangler... Dilton kinda sucks at this.
The more I think about this stupid theory the more sense it makes. Dilton is kind of a lunatic and he actually figured out that Ms Grundy was seducing students. Maybe he just wanted Grundy dead and keeps almost killing people to make this look like the work of a deranged serial killer without clear motive. I bet he has tight alibi for the night of her death.

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LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.


cant cook creole bream posted:

How would you even manage that? He shot several times from point blank, while Moose was just sitting there.
New theory: This was a false flag operation. The role of the killer is shared between Dilton and Moose. Dilton is the shooter, Moose is the strangler... Dilton kinda sucks at this.
The more I think about this stupid theory the more sense it makes. Dilton is kind of a lunatic and he actually figured out that Ms Grundy was seducing students. Maybe he just wanted Grundy dead and keeps almost killing people to make this look like the work of a deranged serial killer without clear motive. I bet he has tight alibi for the night of her death.


I'm suspicious of Dilton too, and I like the idea of a Dilton/Moose partnership like Moe/Mercer from Veronica Mars.

It also explains why the Black Hood is such a gently caress up if those two are behind it.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

I'll kick yer sorry arse so hard you'll kiss the moons!

cant cook creole bream posted:

How would you even manage that? He shot several times from point blank, while Moose was just sitting there.
New theory: This was a false flag operation. The role of the killer is shared between Dilton and Moose. Dilton is the shooter, Moose is the strangler... Dilton kinda sucks at this.
The more I think about this stupid theory the more sense it makes. Dilton is kind of a lunatic and he actually figured out that Ms Grundy was seducing students. Maybe he just wanted Grundy dead and keeps almost killing people to make this look like the work of a deranged serial killer without clear motive. I bet he has tight alibi for the night of her death.


If the plot to this season was just Scream, I would be so down.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013



This is the dumbest theory but I also totally dig it.

Dilton is low key one of the funnier character adaptions on this show. Like I have to keep reminding myself "wait, that's dilton???"

General Ironicus
Aug 21, 2008

Something about this feels kinda hinky


We had fun with our decorations this year.

https://twitter.com/Sex_Archie/stat...003206770266112

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

I'll kick yer sorry arse so hard you'll kiss the moons!

Who da fuq paints pumpkins instead of carving them, smh

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

Someone call the Chancellery Guard. Commander Maxil's out of uniform. AGAIN.

the goddamn Red Circle, this fuckin show

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

Someone call the Chancellery Guard. Commander Maxil's out of uniform. AGAIN.

oh poo poo, jughead got grabbed by the ghoulies

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.


DoctorWhat posted:

the goddamn Red Circle, this fuckin show

The Red Circle
Jingle Jangle/JJ
The Serpents' more threatening, more violent rivals - The Ghoulies

The fact that Dark Betty is a concept that the characters talk to each other about, using the phrase "Dark Betty"

This fuckin' show

DoctorWhat posted:

oh poo poo, jughead got grabbed by the ghoulies

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

There are lost episodes of course. Stories that were commissioned but never made. Or made but misfiled, post broadcast. Sheer incompetence, of course.

Archie just made an ISIS video!

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!


boy, that was some incredibly gratuitous shirtlessness at the end even by this show's standards

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

Dude, calm down. It's not a ghost, it's just music. You can't touch music.

But music can touch you.


Barry Convex posted:

boy, that was some incredibly gratuitous shirtlessness at the end even by this show's standards

What was with the two guys on the left who didn't get the memo*? Totally blew the symmetry of the shot.

Man, drunk Hermione taunting Veronica about how she'll never be part of the "family business" - then polishing off her glass while stink-eyeing her own daughter? That's the good poo poo I tune in for.

(*They met the casting call for "dudes in Vancouver with insanely jacked guns" but had extensive torso tats that couldn't readily be covered by makeup.)

What if Cole Sprouse was @dril

https://twitter.com/colesprouse/sta...662638290788354

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discworld is all I read
Apr 7, 2009

DAIJOUBU!! ... Daijoubu ?? ?


Barry Convex posted:

boy, that was some incredibly gratuitous shirtlessness at the end even by this show's standards


My punchline idea was "Jeez, they certainly went a weird direction with the sequel to Spring Breakers".

MorgaineDax
Nov 29, 2004

Storm On The Sea Of Galilee, it's called, and he's in it. Old Rembrandt, he's in the painting. He's in there, right in the middle of the storm, looking straight at you. But... you can't see him. And the reason you can't see him is because the painting has been stolen.


Slippery Tilde

Kevin's dad remains the best parent in Riverdale.

bitchymcjones
Mar 23, 2006

Okay, your wiener, it's disgusting how it's all gnarled, it's like you stuck it in a hornet's nest!

Did the Hamilton reference get a groan from anyone else?

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

I'll kick yer sorry arse so hard you'll kiss the moons!

It'll probably get one from me when I watch it tonight.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

Girl you know you gotta watch your health


This episode had way more "wait, are these people in grade 10?" moments than usual.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.


Mameluke posted:

This episode had way more "wait, are these people in grade 10?" moments than usual.

Relax, Mameluke. Have some rum.

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Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

"Doctor, listen to me and listen to me closely.
You're gonna witness all the days..."



I don't know why they're all so worried about Jingle Jangle when Riverdale High obviously has a steroid hookup.

Polly's "I NEED to get the gently caress OUT of HERE!!" was the most rational thing in this episode.

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