MLB Division Series Day 7: I thought it was mold, but it was just Dusty

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Miz Kriss: Mar 17, 2009; It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

Let's try this again, shall we?

Poque posted:

Game times in CST

National League
Nationals @ Cubs (CHI leads 2-1) 3:00pm [TBS]
~~Roark~~ Strasberg(?) vs Arrieta

American League
Yankees @ Indians [i](Series tied 2-2) 7:00pm [FS1]
Sabathia vs Kluber

Eliminated Teams :byewhore:

Boston Red Sox
Arizona Diamondbacks

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:20

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 04:33

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

Come on, let's get the Poop Game!!

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:23

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Go Yankees IMO

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:40

Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Oh my god that's Stephen Strasburg's music

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:41

Miz Kriss: Mar 17, 2009; It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

Poop, sick people, and a workplace pressuring you to work regardless? Sounds like my job.

Has anyone ever just retched on the field? I'm wondering if that's gonna happen tonight.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:44

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

If Strasburg shits himself on the mound i won't even be mad if we lose.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:50

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Miz Kriss posted:

Poop, sick people, and a workplace pressuring you to work regardless? Sounds like my job.

Has anyone ever just retched on the field? I'm wondering if that's gonna happen tonight.

remember the kerry wood 20K game? he was throwing up and pooping the whole time but he kept it all in his mouth and jersey. they say kevin orie was so disgusted by the sight that it caused gutierrez's grounder to skip off his glove.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 17:52

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

It seemed more like he poo poo himself in game 7 tbh

Losing a game in which your pitcher hits a 2 run homer

# ? Oct 11, 2017 18:11

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Strasburg stealing Schillings glory for most famous sock game would be amazing. Please do (do) it.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 18:28

Miz Kriss: Mar 17, 2009; It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

CubsWoo posted:

remember the kerry wood 20K game? he was throwing up and pooping the whole time but he kept it all in his mouth and jersey. they say kevin orie was so disgusted by the sight that it caused gutierrez's grounder to skip off his glove.

I don't remember that at all, but the morbidly curious part of me wants to look that up now.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 18:30

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Despite all the hype surrounding this afternoon, it comes down to which team can spore more runs

# ? Oct 11, 2017 19:04

Miz Kriss: Mar 17, 2009; It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.

CubsWoo posted:

Despite all the hype surrounding this afternoon, it comes down to which team can spore more runs

A tale as mold as time

# ? Oct 11, 2017 19:09

Petanque: Apr 14, 2008; Ca va bien aller

I'm not really lichen all these puns, guys.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 19:49

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Crappy day for a game, it's been drizzling all day and doesn't appear like it'll let up.

EDIT: Mushroom

# ? Oct 11, 2017 20:07

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

John Wilkes Booth posted:

I'm not really lichen all these puns, guys.

Morel of the story is don�t get SAS started. Even the most fungi in this forum will start in.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 20:08

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/DannyParkins/status/918195963289915392

Nationals in 5

# ? Oct 11, 2017 20:30

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Willson so dreamy :kimchi:

# ? Oct 11, 2017 20:30

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

v good thread title

cant wait for strasburg to poo poo ihs pants

# ? Oct 11, 2017 20:40

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

go nats, go indians, go a slow day at work so i can actually watch a drat playoff game for once

# ? Oct 11, 2017 20:52

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

https://twitter.com/cbschicago/status/918191579243925504

Nats in 4

# ? Oct 11, 2017 20:55

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Should be #breakthemold

# ? Oct 11, 2017 20:56

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

Go Yankees IMO

Go Yankees and Cubs

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:07

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

No

Never the Cubs

(Unless they're playing the Cardinals in which case yes Go Cubbie)

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:08

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Over/under on innings pitched by Strasburg at 2.5.

I'm under.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:09

Explosionface: May 30, 2011; We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.

Popete posted:

Over/under on innings pitched by Strasburg at 2.5.

I'm under.

Over. 3.1

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:09

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

lol Dusty still leading off with Turner

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:09

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

Intruder posted:

No

Never the Cubs

(Unless they're playing the Cardinals in which case yes Go Cubbie)

Almost every other time I would agree with you but I like the Astros chances if the Cubs make the WS.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:10

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Yeah, I vastly prefer Astros v Cubs to Astros v Nats

It's all academic though because it's going to be Indians v Dodgers

Big Mean Jerk fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Oct 11, 2017

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:11

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

how does jake look?

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:17

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Good, but the zone looks strict today

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:18

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Intruder posted:

No

Never the Cubs

(Unless they're playing the Cardinals in which case yes Go Cubbie)

I wouldn't root for the Cubs ever unless they were playing the Red Sox in the World Series and even then I'd rather Trump double dog dare North Korea to send us back to the ice age

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:19

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Abel Wingnut posted:

how does jake look?

Bearded.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:21

ArtVandelay: Jul 13, 2004

Nats fan here, just kill me now so I don't have to watch this.

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:21

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Go Cubs!

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:24

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Is that a turd on the mound???

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:24

Big Mean Jerk: Jan 27, 2009; Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Popete posted:

Is that a turd on the mound???

Sentient mold

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:27

Endless Trash: Aug 12, 2007

Daniel Murphy was just violently assaulted by some flying dinosaurs

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:29

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

Cubs gonna get no hit

# ? Oct 11, 2017 21:29

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

At least we're making him throw some pitches.

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bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

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