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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Now's a good time:

Here lies the Cubs.

They never scored.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Everybody in the loving universe knows he's going to throw a changeup outside of the zone. Except the Cubs hitters, who keep thinking it must be some kind of trick only to swing and miss at a changeup out of the zone.

Cubs please.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Cavauro posted:

folks. how are your wieners doing, generally

limp and inadequate

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

now that's paper

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
God Dusty's going to murder another pitcher.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Seeing as it worked last time:

I will drive to Chicago tonight and blow any Cub who drives in the go-ahead run.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Your Taint posted:

Seeing as it worked last time:

I will drive to Chicago tonight and blow any Cub who drives in the go-ahead run.

Reason they are doing poorly now is because you didn't go through with it

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Haha, you guys complain about them talking about Lester to first but man there's a damned reason they do.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Inc Murphy Bullshit

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Omg he's definitely out

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

He's out you fuckers

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
CHALLENGE

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


loving lol

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

Haha, you guys complain about them talking about Lester to first but man there's a damned reason they do.

I deserved to have that happen. In fact it only happened because of this post.

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


OUT

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
Lmfaooooo

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Haha he's super out

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
lol a Jon Lester pickoff, gently caress yes

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
lmao

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Lol Lester with the pickoff

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Hahahaha Lester picked him off

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
"Doesn't like to throw to 1st"

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Dexo posted:

Reason they are doing poorly now is because you didn't go through with it

Don't renege on the baseball gods.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang out

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


i cant stop laughing :lol:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
That's some good poo poo

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That guy needs to retire in shame.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Alright, this game is cool again

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Dexo posted:

Inc Murphy Bullshit

Thank God for the pickoff

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
I just got home and I saw the best baseball play ever.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Zimmerman ashamed in the dugout

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Murphy BS still inc

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Give em the wee little bean

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Why is Lester pitching relief in this game instead of being saved for possible game 5? Hendricks vs. Roark is good matchup for Cubs despite away game, is it not?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
That Hyundai commercial with the guy singing Sweet Caroline I really wish he would rear end someone well he closes his eyes singing.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Zwabu posted:

Why is Lester pitching relief in this game instead of being saved for possible game 5? Hendricks vs. Roark is good matchup for Cubs despite away game, is it not?

Did you answer your own question

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Zwabu posted:

Why is Lester pitching relief in this game instead of being saved for possible game 5? Hendricks vs. Roark is good matchup for Cubs despite away game, is it not?

You answered your own question. Hendricks is gonna start game 5.

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.
Come on Cubs pull one out of your rear end

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Maddon is aware there are other pitchers in the bullpen right? Like, tons of them? Or does he think it's just CJ and Davis playing cards?

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Oh come on

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