What exactly is "lotion"?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What exactly is "lotion"?

Percelus: Sep 9, 2012; My command, your wish is

lotion is a thing cut men like me need to self satisfy because the cornflakes guy convinced our dumb nation it was a good way to stop boys from touching themselves

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