What exactly is "lotion"?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What exactly is "lotion"?

Seashell Salesman: Aug 4, 2005; Holy wow! That "Literally A Person" sure is a cool and good poster. He's smart and witty and he smells like a pure mountain stream. I posted in his thread and I got a FANCY NEW AVATAR!!!!

If you don't know lotion is for self-abuse then, what, do you use actual lube all the time? Just go dry?

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 03:50

# ¿ Apr 24, 2024 14:03

Seashell Salesman: Aug 4, 2005; Holy wow! That "Literally A Person" sure is a cool and good poster. He's smart and witty and he smells like a pure mountain stream. I posted in his thread and I got a FANCY NEW AVATAR!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20z4edLGxHE

Yeah also this.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 04:24

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What exactly is "lotion"?