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Les Os
Mar 28, 2010


hello. I have a cleft single chin, and dimples and many distinct eyebrows. I shower frequently when I'm not running races for our disabled mayor and i do not smell like burnt tortillas. it is a lot of work to stY so Handsome but worth it if I get to help others achieve their goals

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UltraRed
Apr 9, 2005

red balloons + sunshine


Fun Shoe

*sleeps with my crush*

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008


ok

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010


*turns off monitor*
"checks out"
*turns monitor back on*

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



i have grey eyes. my dick is a hedgehog. the jews did 911

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Don't you want it? Don't you WANT IT?!

Gary’s Answer

I know.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


I only enjoy the company of men. Soooorrry ladies! Have fun with your uggo boyfrinds lol.

Sephiroth_IRA
Mar 31, 2010



it's hard, I mean sometimes I just want to go to the store and get my groceries without a bunch of women and men staring at me like I'm a piece of meat.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Orkin Mang posted:

i have grey eyes. my dick is a hedgehog. the jews did 911

Grey eyes as in the eyes the grey aliens have?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

LIKE FLAMING GLOBES


Nope i reject your premise

a hot gujju bhabhi
Apr 5, 2007


hi ive never had to work for anyone's affection or attention and as such im a gross and terrible person

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015



Normal every day thread for a man such as myself thank you

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012


*struts around the thread like a cockatoo

rap music
Mar 11, 2006



im handsome in every thread

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016



hey

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016



Orkin Mang posted:

i have grey eyes. my dick is a hedgehog. the jews did 911

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016



im wearing a soft shirt that looks good on me, and my pants fit well, and i have my favourite boots on. im drinking coffee

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

My dick is almost as massive as my tits

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
rush in,
not caring to hit or
miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges.


IRL I am very handsome

at least, according to my many aunties

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002



let me tell you, the crushing depression is still real

rap music
Mar 11, 2006



The Walrus posted:

let me tell you, the crushing depression is still real

oh hell yeah brother

solar energy panel
Apr 30, 2007


Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Look at those little otters, lil cuties


*has a lot of sex with a lot of women*

*still can't make any true emotional connections*

*is still alone at 30+*

Raspberry Jam It In Me
Oct 29, 2011



*wears pants ouside*

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

being in trouble is a fake idea


Fun Shoe

Orkin Mang posted:

i have grey eyes. my dick is a hedgehog. the jews did 911

/me sWipes the gently caress right!!!

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 39 hours!


i gotta big ol hangdown op

its related to you being handsome somehow

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
rush in,
not caring to hit or
miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges.


*makes a tinder account*

*gets matches*

*goes on a nice date and then has casual sex with attractive people*

rap music
Mar 11, 2006



Verisimilidude posted:

*makes a tinder account*

*gets matches*

*goes on a nice date and then has casual sex with attractive people*

i've got the first two down but apparently opening my mouth makes the third step unattainable so i post on SA instead

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




rap music posted:

i've got the first two down but apparently opening my mouth makes the third step unattainable so i post on SA instead

Bad breath, eh?

rap music
Mar 11, 2006



The Bananana posted:

Bad breath, eh?

hmmm maybe i just assumed autism

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

Brb, gonna poo poo out some Tiffany cufflinks.

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 39 hours!


what i do for a good time date strategy is just ravenously eat food with crazy wide-open eyes and dont say anything at all for like 30 minutes and then i go "i'm gay!!!" and flip the table

girls love weird irony it really gets them in the mood to breed with men

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013

"You get no thanks from your belly - it always forgets what you've just done for it and comes begging again the next day."


long, tan, and handsome

Straight White Shark
May 16, 2009

diggle zone


rap music posted:

im handsome in every thread

I choose to believe you look exactly like your avatar

in which case you are correct

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
rush in,
not caring to hit or
miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges.


Secular Humanist posted:

what i do for a good time date strategy is just ravenously eat food with crazy wide-open eyes and dont say anything at all for like 30 minutes and then i go "i'm gay!!!" and flip the table

girls love weird irony it really gets them in the mood to breed with men

what's worse: ravenously eating your food with your eyes open in a furious expression, or slowly and sensually eating your food with your eyes closed the entire time

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017



Chad, King of Chadliness checking in.

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Grimey Drawer

Sorry, the concept is too far out there for me

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Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

At least CyberLowtax likes me.

What do you mean, "ITT"?

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