iTT we are Handsome

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > iTT we are Handsome

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

IRL I am very handsome

at least, according to my many aunties

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Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

*makes a tinder account*

*gets matches*

*goes on a nice date and then has casual sex with attractive people*

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 14:51

Verisimilidude: Dec 20, 2006; Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges

Secular Humanist posted:

what i do for a good time date strategy is just ravenously eat food with crazy wide-open eyes and dont say anything at all for like 30 minutes and then i go "i'm gay!!!" and flip the table

girls love weird irony it really gets them in the mood to breed with men

what's worse: ravenously eating your food with your eyes open in a furious expression, or slowly and sensually eating your food with your eyes closed the entire time

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 15:30

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