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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

Even in death I still post


Yams Fan

Like my parents are old and don't go to work, so they spend all day watching The Property Brothers. Whenever I call them on the phone they can only tell me about boring poo poo like the weather, or how their dogs got muddy in the rain. What happens to people that make them lame as hell when they turn like 50?

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Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Not all old people are lame. Many are perfectly ambulatory.

Tinfoil Papercut
Jul 27, 2016

Kane is 100% correct, the GDI's instigation has some of the blame here.
-Some Nod sympathizer


They run out of things to talk about or life experiences to share that they haven't already. Life becomes more simple and events such as a dog getting muddy in the rain become more prominent. You probably will find that their stress levels go down and they become more chill - such is the benefit of a simple life.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!


The op is a monster who hates dogs

basic hitler
Dec 28, 2006



changes in how your brain works as you age makes it harder to understand changes in things around you, like culture shifts and things like that require increasing effort on the part of a person to stay with, and most people just freeze in place as their brains finalize their development, shy of personality altering disease, drug abuse, etc.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

Even in death I still post


Yams Fan

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

They run out of things to talk about or life experiences to share that they haven't already. Life becomes more simple and events such as a dog getting muddy in the rain become more prominent. You probably will find that their stress levels go down and they become more chill - such is the benefit of a simple life.

I just don't care to hear them prattle on for 10 minutes about how muddy the dogs were, or how a Little Caesar's opened up down the street and how they like it better than Domino's

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


Be the change that you want op.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

Even in death I still post


Yams Fan

Jose posted:

The op is a monster who hates dogs

That's because dogs are terrible

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009

Hang in there!



Gravy Boat 2k

The brain starts to disintegrate.

E: some severely, some not so severely but it happens to everyone. It'll happen to you!

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


Iron Crowned posted:

I just don't care to hear them prattle on for 10 minutes about how muddy the dogs were, or how a Little Caesar's opened up down the street and how they like it better than Domino's

That sounds like the bullshit that comes out of twenty -something's mouths.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

Even in death I still post


Yams Fan

spacetoaster posted:

That sounds like the bullshit that comes out of twenty -something's mouths.

My dad spent 20 minutes gushing about Little Caesar's Pizza, I know it came out of a 60-something's mouth.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Iron Crowned posted:

I just don't care to hear them prattle on for 10 minutes about how muddy the dogs were, or how a Little Caesar's opened up down the street and how they like it better than Domino's
drat that's hosed up. Who the gently caress prefers Little Caesars? Your parents might be going senile, I'd be worried.

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

"Everyone who posts in this dogshit thread should become a cop cause it would be funny to watch the bodycam footage that pops up on youtube of them just fucking folding the second shit hits the fan in absolutely any regard."

IGNORE MY STUPID AND SHITTY POSTING


Iron Crowned posted:

I just don't care to hear them prattle on for 10 minutes about how muddy the dogs were, or how a Little Caesar's opened up down the street and how they like it better than Domino's

yeah i mean that is lame af but for some reason it also makes me really sad

you do you peepaw; get excited about pizza or whatever. gently caress the haters.

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004



Iron Crowned posted:

I just don't care to hear them prattle on for 10 minutes about how muddy the dogs were, or how a Little Caesar's opened up down the street and how they like it better than Domino's

just yell "gently caress off gurf" and hang up the phone

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001


itll be interesting to see what its like once a generation raised on video games gets to the retirement home

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001


dp

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

Look at those little otters, lil cuties


They will do "porn" and "videogames" and rant relentlessly about TV shows on the internet until they die

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


go home rutibex, you're drunk

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
rush in,
not caring to hit or
miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges.


I wish when I called my mom she told me about dogs getting muddy and gross

all she tells me about is how crushingly disappointed she is in her only son

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Rutibex posted:

itll be interesting to see what its like once a generation raised on video games gets to the retirement home

I want to be placed in a world of Warcraft branded retirement home to mine gold til I die

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

That's because dogs are terrible

This should be enough to discredit the OP, imo

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

Even in death I still post


Yams Fan

Secular Humanist posted:

yeah i mean that is lame af but for some reason it also makes me really sad

you do you peepaw; get excited about pizza or whatever. gently caress the haters.

Eh, honestly I wish they'd go do anything other than just watch TV and eat processed food 24/7

Verisimilidude posted:

all she tells me about is how crushingly disappointed she is in her only son

I get this one too

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001


slave to my cravings posted:

I want to be placed in a world of Warcraft branded retirement home to mine gold til I die

i hope by the time i am 90 i finally have my own Titan in EVE Online

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006



Fallen Rib

TV is a great tool for keeping babies and old people occupied and out of harm's way.

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004



Rutibex posted:

itll be interesting to see what its like once a generation raised on video games gets to the retirement home

gamer gate discussions that never end because everyone is too tired to move from their chair

virtual reality rooms where an ai version of your son comes to visit you

secret bitcoin mining rig

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

Even in death I still post


Yams Fan

Dicky B posted:

gamer gate discussions that never end because everyone is too tired to move from their chair

virtual reality rooms where an ai version of your son comes to visit you

secret bitcoin mining rig

I figure it'll be like that episode of Black Mirror, except Minecraft

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001


Iron Crowned posted:

I figure it'll be like that episode of Black Mirror, except Minecraft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFe9wiDfb0E

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

I AM SO SICK OF EVERY SINGLE WOMAN ON THIS PLANET AND THEIR UNFAIR ROLES EXCEPT FOR AIDA CUEVAS, MY RANCHERA PRINCESS. WOMEN ARE YUCKY (EXCEPT FOR AIDA)!


gout I suppose? wait, who you calling lame?

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

$$ Pffft, what do squids know about spending money? $$



My mom is pretty cool, she's an adventurous cook and likes to go hiking. But my dad just wants to tell me about how he adjusted his left speaker 2 degrees and bought a new set of speaker cables that are just so incredible

What I'm saying is audiophiles suck

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

0.00 posts per day


the olds, they listen to the jazz music, it gives em th' brain dambage

Meiers Goldbrick
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

OP, tell us about your avocado toast.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

FOUNDER AND PRESIDENT OF THE KUATO FAN CLUB 4/2/13-PRESENT

KUATO IS MY HERO! AMA!


They can't skate

Their armpits hurt all the time

They buy special gel for their ear hairs

Gosh olds are so lame

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

Even in death I still post


Yams Fan

Meiers Goldbrick posted:

OP, tell us about your avocado toast.

avocado is gross as gently caress, why would I want to put it on toast?

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Cod Red-Handed.


Actually lots of old people are cool.

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

avocado is gross as gently caress, why would I want to put it on toast?

I think you're just trolling now

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011



You should read this book op

subhuman filth
Oct 31, 2006



My 60 something parents are fun to talk to and I look forward to going back home to see them. In high school they confiscated my brother's weed stash and made it disappear. Good role models.

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

"Everyone who posts in this dogshit thread should become a cop cause it would be funny to watch the bodycam footage that pops up on youtube of them just fucking folding the second shit hits the fan in absolutely any regard."

IGNORE MY STUPID AND SHITTY POSTING


WilltheMagicAsian posted:

You should read this book op



lmao he's just hanging out in front of the golden gate bridge

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015




Grimey Drawer

Your parents are probably lame because they gave birth to you. My parents just came back from a trip from Mars and got me some Moon Cheese.

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001


WilltheMagicAsian posted:

You should read this book op



lol second "half". thats very optimistic

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