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Seriously, what's the point of a picnic? Who plans picnics in 2017? Yeah, lemme just spend an entire day planning about how to fit as much food and beverages in a basket without smashing it just so my family and friends can eat a bunch of sandwiches and chips in some loving field. And it's all on some ugly cloth that everybody needs to huddle over so you don't get torn apart by ants and other stinging insects because you spilled a bunch of crumbs on the grass and dirt and are drawing them to you. Is it just to go outside? You can do that and get some cardio by, you know, walking around and not sitting on your fat rear end eating egg salad. Is it to eat things in a fancy environment? In that case, do you really need to drive an hour to some field to do so? What is the point of a picnic?
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 15:57 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 22:59 |
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you enjoy the nice weather with friends and or family and eat some nice sandwiches, maybe throw the frisbee around you drat shut in dork
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 15:58 |
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It's something wealthy white people used to do 400 years ago when there was gently caress all else to do and now it's like traditional or something I dunno
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:01 |
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It makes the woman-folk happy.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:02 |
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most "picnics" now are usually one person bringing pretty good food to the park and then a bunch of lazy moocher friends bringing booze and not contributing to the actual food part of the "eat food in the park" aspect of picnics
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:04 |
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I've never planned a picnic really, they're just kind of a natural consequence of spending a day outdoors. I like to spend time hiking up in the Blue Ridge a couple times a year and generally bring a cooler with some stuff to make sandwiches so that I can head back to the car around noon and eat before going to another spot. It's nice.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:07 |
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Yeah it’s like just chop up some bacon and green onions and toss them in with some cheddar mashed potatoes and take a can of gravy in a backpack and hamfist wads of gravy dipped greaseballs down your loving gob as you hike you 18th century simpleton.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:07 |
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has anyone ever used one of those rusty bbqs they set up in parks?
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:08 |
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sometimes when i feel a good poo coming on i like to hold it for a while and make myself a sandwich to bring into the bathroom just to treat myself a little and thats sort of a picnic
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:09 |
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ants are actually very clean and a good source of protein
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:14 |
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poverty goat posted:ants are actually very clean and a good source of protein Kind of tangy, like lemony.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:15 |
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It's to establish yourself as the alpha in your group of friends by showing you're way better at throwing a football/frisbee/whatever. And also to day drink.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:18 |
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Picnics are the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. At picnics you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the picnic motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:25 |
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A picnic is basically a BBQ where nobody owns a grill or knows how to how to use one and also you hate yourself and your family
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:30 |
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Honky Dong Country posted:I've never planned a picnic really, they're just kind of a natural consequence of spending a day outdoors. I like to spend time hiking up in the Blue Ridge a couple times a year and generally bring a cooler with some stuff to make sandwiches so that I can head back to the car around noon and eat before going to another spot. It's nice. yeah, a picnic is a thing you have while doing another thing that brings you outside. going outside just to have the picnic would make it seem lame. go outside more, op, you will learn these things.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:31 |
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when you attend a picnic and time starts running in reverse, you are actually attending a cincip. participators in said cincip will then start vomiting up perfectly formed cucumber sandwiches and slices of gruyere cheese before excusing themselves to allow poop to vanish into their anus
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:34 |
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poverty goat posted:ants are actually very clean and a good source of protein if more kids aint ants as children we wouldnt have so many allergic to formic acid
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:34 |
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Picnics are for having a light lunch in nice weather on a grassy hill and then running around with your dog like an idiot and laying on your back looking up out of breath afterwards.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:35 |
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KakerMix posted:Picnics are for having a light lunch in nice weather on a grassy hill and then running around with your dog like an idiot and laying on your back looking up out of breath afterwards. goons hate all these things except for lunch though the thought of a light lunch sends them into a fit
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:36 |
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it's pretty simple. you take food outside and eat it for the enjoyment of eating in a different location. good luck going on a date with a fat girl op i hope the information i've given was useful to you (to get fat poosay)
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:37 |
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You know the phrase "it's no walk in the park?" Picnics are an actual "walk in the park", but they sound like a lot of work so perhaps a walk in the park is "no walk in the park." Really makes you think.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:38 |
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Pack some nice cheeses and quality cured meats and bread and a bottle of wine, and take a lady friend out for a picnic.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:40 |
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EorayMel posted:Seriously, what's the point of a picnic? Who plans picnics in 2017? This is one of those things you read and as you do you pull it apart and the poster is the loving loser.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 16:41 |
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:This is one of those things you read and as you do you pull it apart and the poster is the loving loser. Ya ok Jeff
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:03 |
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Why would anyone want to enjoy the outdoors or do any activity out there? -Goons
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:11 |
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Too eat food and be attacked by wasps at the same time
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:16 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:has anyone ever used one of those rusty bbqs they set up in parks? I use them for bbqs
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:17 |
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ambient robot posted:A picnic is basically a BBQ where nobody owns a grill or knows how to how to use one and also you hate yourself and your family
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:18 |
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EorayMel posted:Seriously, what's the point of a picnic? Who plans picnics in 2017?
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:23 |
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I hear heroin is pretty good, OP. I want to try ir but my life is also pretty good without it. Some girls will blow you if you give them heroin. Same with picnics.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:24 |
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heroin is lame. get on the cocaine train
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:38 |
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Depending on where you live it's totally fine to buy and use heroin at the park
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:39 |
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Having sex in the park. hth OP.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:40 |
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Lowtax posted:Picnics are stupid as hell and the Punisher's family was killed during one so that goes to prove our theory that picnics are the worst. The Punisher sounds a lot cooler saying his origin was the murder of his family than he would saying "a picnic went badly"
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:40 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:goons hate all these things except for lunch though the thought of a light lunch sends them into a fit "Out of breath? I do that cardio when I climb up the stairs from my basement " - the op, right now, 2017
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 17:43 |
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Wow cool I'm eating outside! Mmm facing the elements and bugs while eating cold food from a bucket, geeze how can I do this more often
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:00 |
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goons wonder why people go outside, news at 11
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:18 |
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EorayMel posted:Seriously, what's the point of a picnic? Who plans picnics in 2017? It's how people in more refined times got laid.
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:21 |
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i use it as a dry run of my "poo poo hits the fan" "bug-out" scenario. you can fit quite a few MREs into a picnic basket
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# ? Oct 12, 2017 18:22 |
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Who the gently caress eats food? Tubs of whey protein powder is all you loving need.
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