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Peetown Manning posted:Ya ok Jeff dont ever touch me, im fine
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To answer this question one must first ask: what the gently caress is the point of life? The answer to both these questions is simple: to eat food off of a blanket. Namaste.
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Oct 12, 2017 18:40
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cheese, crackers, beer, hummus, a fat spliff, a blanket, sunshine, a girl thats like.. not even nice, its literally perfection. what more could you ask for
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Oct 12, 2017 18:42
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I would like to see a Goon Jerry Seinfeld act. "What's the deal with picnics? Who is going to these things? Chads? By the way did you know Chads are real?" "What's the deal with going outside? And why even bring a child anywhere, not like they'll remember it."
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Oct 12, 2017 18:44
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it's romantic dumb fuq
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Oct 12, 2017 19:09
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The Walrus posted:cheese, crackers, beer, hummus, a fat spliff, a blanket, sunshine, a girl the same scenario, but darkness instead of sunshine
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Oct 12, 2017 19:11
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Let's just loving go to loving Carl's Jr. gently caress
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Oct 12, 2017 19:12
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only bad thing about picanics is getting caught loving under a blanket and now im on a list thanks picanics
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Oct 12, 2017 19:13
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Kuato posted:I would like to see a Goon Jerry Seinfeld act. What's the deal with sandwiches by the way, you've got your bread, THAT'S a given, and you know there's going to be meat in there, and then............... More bread! Who's asking for more bread? Was the first bread just not enough? *Jerry pauses to wait for an actual answer. As he does, the camera pans out to show that he's facing a brick wall in a dark deserted club*
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Oct 12, 2017 19:14
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the op reads a lot like a GBS AI
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Oct 12, 2017 19:22
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Sometimes you go outside in a place that is far from restaurants and your house so you bring your own food!!! Pretty hosed up I know.
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Oct 12, 2017 19:27
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I don't know what your idea of a picnic is but it's generally a gathering of friends and loved ones that go outside and enjoy a bunch of really good food and possibly do some fun outdoor activities. Generally drinking during the day and having fun. It doesn't have to be at a park. It can just be in someone's back yard. Who the gently caress hasn't been to a picnic besides a retarded shut-in? And that's coming from me. It's basically synonymous with a BBQ unless you're thinking of the whole taking the wicker basket with a little lady wearing a bow in her hair and a throwing a quilt down on the rolling hills filled with dandelions that literally doesn't happen except in movies. Also who the gently caress doesn't know how to use a grill? Turn propane on. Light. Cook food on it. Of if you want to be fancy... Put charcoal in grill. Light. Cook food on it.
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Oct 12, 2017 19:37
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The Walrus posted:cheese, crackers, beer, hummus, a fat spliff, a blanket, sunshine, a girl Somewhere to swim and sex and a nice view too. Picnics are how I gauge my summer. Even a bag of chips and a wank can make a great day out.
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Oct 12, 2017 19:37
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heh, hehand get this, why the juust EAT THE FOOD on your ownown heh
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Oct 12, 2017 19:38
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:heh, hehand get this, why the this is potentially the most irritating post ever, congrats
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Oct 12, 2017 19:41
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I don't know what your idea of a picnic is but it's generally a gathering of friends and loved ones that go outside and enjoy a bunch of really good food and possibly do some fun outdoor activities. Generally drinking during the day and having fun. It doesn't have to be at a park. It can just be in someone's back yard. uh if you are grilling things its a barbecue not a picnic
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Oct 12, 2017 19:42
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Rutibex posted:uh if you are grilling things its a barbecue not a picnic What if I brought grilled chicken wings to a picnic? Is the only difference between a BBQ and a picnic a grill? Same thing. Just add heat. Can I bring BBQ baked beans in a crock pot to a picnic?
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Oct 12, 2017 19:47
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If I'm at a picnic and then someone wants to grill something it's no longer a picnic and someone loving ruined it for everyone and now it's a BBQ?
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Oct 12, 2017 19:49
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No alcohol. Day 11. gently caress everyone and everything.
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Oct 12, 2017 19:50
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:heh, hehand get this, why the
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Oct 12, 2017 19:53
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Pennywise the Frown posted:
Now this guy knows how to picnic!
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Oct 13, 2017 04:08
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Picnics are society's preferred way to litter everywhere and ruin nature (seriously, clean up after yourselves you fuckheads)
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Oct 13, 2017 04:10
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I live a short walk from the Columbia river and often just pack some sandwiches and eat em in the park with a gf, it's just a nice way to spend time with someone you enjoy.Pennywise the Frown posted:Also who the gently caress doesn't know how to use a grill? Turn propane on. Light. Cook food on it. Of if you want to be fancy... Put charcoal in grill. Light. Cook food on it.
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Oct 13, 2017 04:15
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ArbitraryC posted:I feel like most people don't know how to/suck at lighting charcoal. It's not really difficult but you do sorta have to understand it to manage them properly. Honestly those charcoal chimney starters are pretty cool. At least for the fact that they get them all going at once and you don't have to worry about one side burning faster than the other right when you start out. I took my meds a couple of hours ago btw so everything is cool now. I need a med change ASAP. Tomorrow actually. BBQs/picnics are cool. I'm guessing they won't be now that I'm not drinking though. Going to miss a family wedding in a few weeks.
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Oct 13, 2017 04:22
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:heh, hehand get this, why the House of Cheetos
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Oct 13, 2017 04:26
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i'm convinced that these gbs threads where the op fails to understand extremely basic concepts are all started by aliens
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Oct 13, 2017 05:15
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why is it that humans spend so much time adding ingredients to "food" and make "meals" rather than consuming nutrient slurry? surely this is less efficient and therefore suboptimal
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Oct 13, 2017 05:17
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It's a form of declaring property rights for your tribe, with the purpose of denying it to other tribes, similar to golf courses. By claiming a large piece of unused land to be a "park", you are denying it to members of other tribes that would like to develop that land so their population can grow and eventually outnumber yours.
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Oct 13, 2017 05:20
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I like to go to a quiet park and order a pizza
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Oct 13, 2017 05:23
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I’m tellin ya, bag of mashed potato balls, jar of canned gravy in a rucksack and you got yerself a nice little picnic. No untensils, use the jar for a piss bottle later. 
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Oct 13, 2017 05:29
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I took my girlfriend to a picnic for our third date and i got laid later that night. You should try it op.
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Oct 13, 2017 05:49
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outside is nice, food is nice, company is nice
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Oct 13, 2017 05:50
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I don't know about picnics but I do know about hooking up with a friend in a park
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Oct 13, 2017 05:50
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Honestly those charcoal chimney starters are pretty cool. At least for the fact that they get them all going at once and you don't have to worry about one side burning faster than the other right when you start out.
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Oct 13, 2017 06:05
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qkkl posted:It's a form of declaring property rights for your tribe, with the purpose of denying it to other tribes, similar to golf courses. By claiming a large piece of unused land to be a "park", you are denying it to members of other tribes that would like to develop that land so their population can grow and eventually outnumber yours. im grunting and squawking at the neighboring population
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Oct 13, 2017 06:07
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Get stoned, enjoy some nature, eat food Pretty fool proof plan
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Oct 13, 2017 06:08
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I’m tellin ya, bag of mashed potato balls, jar of canned gravy in a rucksack and you got yerself a nice little picnic. No untensils, use the jar for a piss bottle later. Gimme ur ball recipe
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Oct 13, 2017 06:10
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OP is walking down the beach when he spots a family cooking out and throwing a frisbee in the surf on a beautiful sunday afternoon. He recoils, draws his cape up over his face and hisses
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Oct 13, 2017 06:37
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Stexils posted:why is it that humans spend so much time adding ingredients to "food" and make "meals" rather than consuming nutrient slurry? surely this is less efficient and therefore suboptimal You should check out the thread about the guy who's looking for another way to get his Lean Cuisine meals shipped to his door and how he says something about how much water is wasted by boiling some pasta or something.
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Honky Dong Country posted:You should check out the thread about the guy who's looking for another way to get his Lean Cuisine meals shipped to his door and how he says something about how much water is wasted by boiling some pasta or something. thats serious norman, jokester and plagiarist
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