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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What the fuck is the point of a picnic?
Picnics?
Yes, they are for connecting with your family&friends in the great outdoors over a meal.
I have never been to a picnic before, and most likely never will.
Why is the OP so mad about picnics?
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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

EorayMel posted:

Seriously, what's the point of a picnic? Who plans picnics in 2017?

Yeah, lemme just spend an entire day planning about how to fit as much food and beverages in a basket without smashing it just so my family and friends can eat a bunch of sandwiches and chips in some loving field. And it's all on some ugly cloth that everybody needs to huddle over so you don't get torn apart by ants and other stinging insects because you spilled a bunch of crumbs on the grass and dirt and are drawing them to you.

Is it just to go outside? You can do that and get some cardio by, you know, walking around and not sitting on your fat rear end eating egg salad. Is it to eat things in a fancy environment? In that case, do you really need to drive an hour to some field to do so?

What is the point of a picnic?
Picnics are stupid as hell and the Punisher's family was killed during one so that goes to prove our theory that picnics are the worst.

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Picnics are the dumbest poo poo ever, and if we humans were meant to eat food off the loving ground then we'd be dogs. gently caress all y'all pro-picnic pricks.

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