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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
i was referred online to a great deal on a custom-made couch. seemed like too good of a deal to be true but i went for it anyway.

i go to meet the furniture maker and it turns out he is amish. i first got a weird feeling when he wouldn't make eye contact... he just kept looking at my shoulders and mumbling something or other to the extent of 'yes...yes, good...a fine slave-warrior indeed...' under his breath. i might have misheard, though.

he 14 of his 'amish brethren' are supposed to show up at my house in about half an hour to deliver the couch, so i guess was just nervous over nothing.

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Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
i met an amish chick at a bar just now. she informed me that alcohol was actually allowed in their way of life. i thought that was pretty cool.

even though we're at a bar and i should be able to just order a drink, she is insisting that i instead drink from one of the three mason jars she has in her wood-and-corn purse. i was a bit on guard at first but i tried it and it tastes pretty good... i think i was just nervous about nothi










sned helpp

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

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