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Manifisto


"excuse me, sir?" asked the young amish gentleman walking into my convenience store. "where pray tell is the cornflour?"

I pointed it out on the back shelf, just next to the bisquick.

"and also if I may," he asked, "where might I find the blackstrap molasses?"

since it was right by the cash register, I pulled it off the shelf and set it on the counter.

"and lastly," he said, consulting a list, "where is the enriched uranium?"

"what?" I asked

"what?" he replied, looking up sharply

"you just said . . . "

"no I didn't," he snapped. "I said rhubarb."


ty nesamdoom!

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