how do you crack an egg without getting shells in the pan

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > how do you crack an egg without getting shells in the pan

Jeffrey Dahmer: May 21, 2017; by Pragmatica; Muldoon

Put the pan about 3meters behind you, put the gun in your mouth and give it a shot.

Take a pick and then we can make more detailed responses about how to get your egg in the pan.

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Jeffrey Dahmer: May 21, 2017; by Pragmatica; Muldoon

EL BROMANCE posted:

This, and do it one handed to feel like a pro regardless of how bad your cooking is.

Uh, use a concave surface

So its splits open, like the rounded inside sides of a bowl

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 16:56

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