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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Megamarm

I have been eating Lean Cuisine for the longest time. I experimented with all different kinds of products like this and settled on a few different kinds of Lean Cuisine quite a while ago, and have been eating them ever since. I've tried them all and I only buy about the five kinds I like the best.

Within the last couple years or so they stopped carrying two of the kinds that I routinely buy where I live in West Michigan. Because pretty much every single grocery store around here gets their products from the same single distributer, if the distributor stops carrying something, then it disappears from every single area grocery store.

Anyway, the two dinners that disappeared were Lemon Chicken and Chicken Teriyaki Stir Fry. Lean Cuisine still makes them. But the local distributor stopped carrying them. So that means they are now impossible to get anywhere within like a 120 mile radius of my location.

I knew you could order frozen items from netgrocer.com, and was pleased to find that they had these there. So I just ordered them from there for the past couple years.

Tonight, when I placed my routine order, I received the following:

quote:
Thank you for your order with NetGrocer.com. Unfortunately, refrigerated/frozen items to certain regions of the United States have changed. These products are only offered to certain delivery addresses in Region1 (States listed on homepage). On your recent order we show that these types of products have been ordered and are no longer being shipped to your area. Your order has been voided and you have not been charged.

I have no idea why the gently caress they won't ship to me anymore. They pack these in dry ice and I have always received them 100% frozen via FedEx three day.

Amazon has a few kinds of Lean Cuisines available, but not the Lemon Chicken or Chicken Teriyaki Stir Fry.

I tried searching to no avail...

If anyone knows of any alternate resource that I'm missing, I'd love to hear about it.

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Uncle at Nintendo
Dec 31, 2000



Pizzarias

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013

FATAL ERROR
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learn to cook

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



change ur region to asia

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Orkin Mang posted:

change ur region to asia
no way those dudes constantly keep the right distance to launch their anti-airs and i always get the punish its not even fun anymore

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

"a scattering of schizophrenic first worlders who have long ago burned their brains to ash in the radiant heat of their own imaginings"



serious norman posted:

I have been eating Lean Cuisine for the longest time. I experimented with all different kinds of products like this and settled on a few different kinds of Lean Cuisine quite a while ago, and have been eating them ever since. I've tried them all and I only buy about the five kinds I like the best.

Within the last couple years or so they stopped carrying two of the kinds that I routinely buy where I live in West Michigan. Because pretty much every single grocery store around here gets their products from the same single distributer, if the distributor stops carrying something, then it disappears from every single area grocery store.

Anyway, the two dinners that disappeared were Lemon Chicken and Chicken Teriyaki Stir Fry. Lean Cuisine still makes them. But the local distributor stopped carrying them. So that means they are now impossible to get anywhere within like a 120 mile radius of my location.

I knew you could order frozen items from netgrocer.com, and was pleased to find that they had these there. So I just ordered them from there for the past couple years.

Tonight, when I placed my routine order, I received the following:

quote:
Thank you for your order with NetGrocer.com. Unfortunately, refrigerated/frozen items to certain regions of the United States have changed. These products are only offered to certain delivery addresses in Region1 (States listed on homepage). On your recent order we show that these types of products have been ordered and are no longer being shipped to your area. Your order has been voided and you have not been charged.

I have no idea why the gently caress they won't ship to me anymore. They pack these in dry ice and I have always received them 100% frozen via FedEx three day.

Amazon has a few kinds of Lean Cuisines available, but not the Lemon Chicken or Chicken Teriyaki Stir Fry.

I tried searching to no avail...

If anyone knows of any alternate resource that I'm missing, I'd love to hear about it.

OP are you one of those people who subsists entirely on Lean Cuisine?

Please list all of the things you eat in this thread

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012



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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

Really concerning story op

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real



i ate so many personal pizzas

so many

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Megamarm

Mirthless posted:

OP are you one of those people who subsists entirely on Lean Cuisine?

Please list all of the things you eat in this thread

What do you have against Lean Cuisine ?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


overly lean

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

My obligation to collecting is my only thirst


Bring them back

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.


The lean cuisine lemon chicken microwave dinner has 560 mg of sodium per serving.

That dinner is saltier than ocean brine. It's saltier than a public counter strike server. It's saltier than the salted nukes that will inevitably coral humanity into the gates of hell come armagedon.

suuma
Apr 2, 2009


serious norman posted:

why the gently caress

Waffle House
Oct 26, 2004

HOT DAMN


Just get a case of pizzas instead, they come in stuffed crust now:

http://products.schwansfoodservice....a0D4000000EuiGo

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.


It's saltier than Seattle's streets during a winter flurry. Saltier than a weightlifter's headband.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004


Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.


Saltier than the underside of a seagull

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004


Winner #11 of the 2k14 #Gamergate Shit Show
Do not talk to me if your a SJW MRA PUA fucktarded Shitlord, (PS: GJ on ruining videogame journalism twitter drama MODS).


I think when the local distributor stopped carrying them it should have been a wake up call. It is not worth it to package and ship those frozen dinners to your area anymore that is just the way the world works.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

durrrr


Plaster Town Cop

it's a conundrum op

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



for reference. a box of kfc popcorn chicken:

570
CALORIES

37
CARBS (G)

33
TOTAL FAT (G)

1890
SODIUM (MG)

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010


Mirthless posted:

OP are you one of those people who subsists entirely on Lean Cuisine?

Please list all of the things you eat in this thread

I don't see why this matters. Whether or not the op eats Lean Cuisine once a year or every single day is immaterial, either way he's interested in alternative supplies now that Net Grocer will no longer ship to him.

Whatever happened to voting 1 and moving on?

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



kfc popcorn chicken used to have an entire day's worth of salt per serving. i ordered it one time in two thousand five and i was blown away that a company could get away with putting salt encrusted breading on a thimble of chicken and in some cases just fill the bottom half with breading bits.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Megamarm

Why do you all care what I eat? I'm asking a simple question where to get frozen lean cuisines delivered to my house. Yeah I eat other stuff too from time to time. However this isn't the thread subject.

Rape Stink
Feb 14, 2012


Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

COMFY FLEECE SWEATERS ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

This is all very troubling. I just got some lean cuisine pizzas and feel a lot of empathy for OP. There for the grace of god goes I.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



filling a cupcake with human waste and selling it as an advertising point was made illegal recently

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007

I'm going to wipe the floor with you, Gaius.

College Slice

are you saying that lean cuisine may not in fact be as healthy as the name and marketing may suggest?

pr0p
Dec 7, 2011


I miss pizza pockets

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012


Gravy Boat 2k

I suggest you become a hacker and use a vpn op

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013

FATAL ERROR
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ArchNemesis posted:

are you saying that lean cuisine may not in fact be as healthy as the name and marketing may suggest?

it only promises to be "lean". Turning your body into a molten salt reactor just melts the pounds away

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

Carthago delenda est

lean cuisine? are you on a diet or something?

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013

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its pretensions at being "cuisine" are unfounded however

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

Let the KIDS!!! eat what they want!..LOL..Come on out to Doobie's!



I really like those when I was a kid. I bet they were total garbo though and I was just a stupid kid.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Megamarm

ArchNemesis posted:

are you saying that lean cuisine may not in fact be as healthy as the name and marketing may suggest?

Me? It's convenient to get it delivered to my house since there aren't any grocery stores nearby and yes I think it's healthier and more environmentally how much water do you waste when cooking pasta? Or rice?

Mega64
May 23, 2008


Grimey Drawer

You're going to have to move to a new area that sells Lean Cuisine, OP. I know it means having to abandon your home, your job, your friends, and your family, but ultimately I think you know it's something you have to do.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout
Jul 4, 2003

Let the KIDS!!! eat what they want!..LOL..Come on out to Doobie's!


Mega64 posted:

You're going to have to move to a new area that sells Lean Cuisine, OP. I know it means having to abandon your home, your job, your friends, and your family, but ultimately I think you know it's something you have to do.

How much water will be used during the relocation though?

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Megamarm

Mega64 posted:

You're going to have to move to a new area that sells Lean Cuisine, OP. I know it means having to abandon your home, your job, your friends, and your family, but ultimately I think you know it's something you have to do.

I don't have a family even though I'm in my late thirties "op". I'm looking for a solution where I keep my friends and can have frozen leans daily. If you won't work with me on this, vote 1 and move on.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



serious norman posted:

I don't have a family even though I'm in my late thirties "op". I'm looking for a solution where I keep my friends and can have frozen leans daily. If you won't work with me on this, vote 1 and move on.

i voted 5

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Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing Me Spanish Techno

Why not just go to the supermarket, are you an agoraphobic

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