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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

#gbs @ irc.synirc.net


"Man regrets taking a chance on the medium hot salsa"

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blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013



"dang ol', dang ol' dadgums", man says as he is being consumed by a cartoon vagina

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status:Perpetually fearful

"Corporations somehow don't flee sudden influx of alternate medicine practitioners"

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



'urine half price urine'

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Surprisingly obvious Tubgirl Cosplay rereg.

Funny Sentence Rephrased Dozens of Times; Creates Article

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


'Donald Trump Elected President'

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

"I shouldn't have clicked on this thread shouts local man"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


'America: Maybe we were on the wrong side of WWII?'

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Surprisingly obvious Tubgirl Cosplay rereg.

"Today's News Is Just Like An Onion Article" Chuckles Coworker Everyone Hates

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

"Local Animal Shelters Cite Lack of Meme-Worthy Cats For Feline Surplus"

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



'kim jong un on ice at epcot 2pm-330pm'

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


"Batboy outed in Hollywood groping scandal!"

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



tangentially related (the best kind of related)

https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/st...308847563038720

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



'freddie mercury dead today of hiv/aids'

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012


A Wizard of Goatse posted:

"Today's News Is Just Like An Onion Article" Chuckles Coworker Everyone Hates

This is a pretty good one, haha

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



'nixon nicked, nixed'

blainestereo
Jan 16, 2013



A Wizard of Goatse posted:

"Today's News Is Just Like An Onion Article" Chuckles Coworker Everyone Hates

this guy fucks

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


'This Guy Fucks, Beta Co-Workers Comment'

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012



Police abandon search for missing

Koyaanisgoatse
Apr 23, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 39 minutes!


"Today's Pop Music All Sounds the Same," Proclaims Area Mountain Goats Fan

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004

Let me tell you a thing or two about GhostCoin

Aminal Posts a Good Thread

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012



Gruesome Discovery: Wheel of Fortune made from real human wheel

Sensual Simian
Jun 7, 2004

summer jorts


Area man drinks 1,000th soda, takes nap

Lena Dunham
Sep 19, 2017



"Donald Trump Elected President of the United States of America"

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Cod Red-Handed.


[Normal first half] [wacky second half.]

Tiberius Thyben fucked around with this message at Oct 12, 2017 around 22:07

Koyaanisgoatse
Apr 23, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 39 minutes!


Area Man Just Going to Grin and Bear It Through Doggy-Style Sex Smell

runupon cracker
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"


Area Man Jealous of Volume Man

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


Tiberius Thyben posted:

[Normal first half] [wacky second half.]

Forums User Makes Meta Joke, Edits Post

Grevling fucked around with this message at Oct 12, 2017 around 22:13

dsf
Jul 1, 2004


"Terrorists have crashed a plane into the World Trade Center, killing thousands."

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014


Mozi posted:

'Donald Trump Elected President'

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

why make it up when reality is already so oniony

quote:

Paramedics save man after he swallows whole live dover sole
Fish wriggled free after being caught and jumped down manís throat, blocking airway and causing cardiac arrest

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...mps-down-throat

Confidently Queer
Apr 14, 2003

i am the luckiest shitheap in fyad.


Surprisingly no Russia backed elections ads on Yahoo.com

my new dog
May 7, 2007

butt of tut


††††††


treasure bear posted:

Police abandon search for missing

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

that's the sound of the beast


Man cheerfully faces the specter of debt slavery for another day

runupon cracker
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"


Peer-Reviewed Study Confirms: Men Unwilling To Eat Suicide Hot Wings Actually "Giant Pussies"

Mammal Sauce
Apr 26, 2004

My Mammal Sauce is the best Mammal Sauce
I spread Mammal Sauce on my wang
We make Mammal Sauce in Bill William's loft
And we eat a bucket of Tang

Rectum? drat near killed him!

Spinster
Jul 15, 2017

Str8 Ballin'


Sarah Palin Weds Levi Johnston In Secret Ceremony, Announces 2020 Presidential Bid on Honeymoon in Moscow

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

Dial 1-900-TATARIAN for hot tips like how to shoot a hardooken and stop getting throw cheaped


gently caress Man Sucks Dick

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005


runupon cracker posted:

Area Man Jealous of Volume Man

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504
Feb 2, 2016


Horsefucker.

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