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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Let's make up "The Onion" headlines
 
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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
'urine half price urine'

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
'kim jong un on ice at epcot 2pm-330pm'

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
'freddie mercury dead today of hiv/aids'

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
'nixon nicked, nixed'

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
idiot solves conundrum

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
trousers removed; locals in state of anticipation

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Let's make up "The Onion" headlines