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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
lol

please give me 9 innings of this

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Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Lmao

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Javy would've swung at that

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Surprised KB didn't swing at that honestly.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
What bizzaro world would it be if the Cubs scored in the 1st???

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


in honor of the thread title i give you the single good solo lennon song

https://youtu.be/8dHUfy_YBps

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


I like this Jay fellow

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Popete posted:

What bizzaro world would it be if the Cubs scored in the 1st???

Incoming back-to-back-to-back K's

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Kris Bryant sucks.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
5 straight Ks for Bryant.

Very Unclutch.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Sad to report that Kris Bryant Is Bad Actually

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
This is a very bad time for KB to suck

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Nail Rat posted:

Kris Bryant sucks.

We should sit him for the rest of the game to make him think about it.

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Not a good playoffs for MVP candidates not named Jose Altuve.

LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Popping in late to say lol @ dusty challenging that play

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
All Kyle needs :cool:

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

TMMadman posted:

We should sit him for the rest of the game to make him think about it.

Make him sit next to Lackey in the bullpen for the whole game.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Holy poo poo a run

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
cubs on the board

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Yes!!!! I was gonna be very upset if we failed to get Jay in.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
gently caress it I'll take it, although :lol: how do you ground out on a pitch at your eyeballs.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
I honestly thought they'd strand Jay for a second.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
I'd have put money on Jay being stranded on third.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Popete posted:

Yes!!!! I was gonna be very upset if we failed to get Jay in.

I would have been absolutely furious.

Pancakes posted:

I honestly thought they'd strand Jay for a second.

And same.

Miz Kriss
Mar 17, 2009

It's only an avatar if the Cubs get swept.
Yay we got a run! :toot:

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


I like scoring runs in the first

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
More two out hits please.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Almora!!!!

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Almora good

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Ok please get one more here for insurance

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
#freealmora

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Beautiful inside out swing

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

TMMadman posted:

More two out hits please.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Jon Jay credits Carlos Beltran, Mark McGwire, Albert Pujols and Yadier Molina as some of his biggest influences in his MLB career. That's, uh, that's a pretty good list.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Nail Rat posted:

Ok please get one more here for insurance

yeah, one more and then we can just hang out for the rest of the game

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



My heart can’t take this and it’s only the 1st.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Just one single please JHey

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

lol this game is off to a great start!

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
Traditional final game performance already Nats ...

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
dang

1st inning bullpen warmup

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