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Hell Yeah posted:just want to sit down at my desk bro Hold your finger out and let kitty sniff it. When it does, boop its nose. Post results. If it rubs its face against your finger instead, that is also acceptable.
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If you don't hug that cat you're worse than Hitler.
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Oct 14, 2017 00:18
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myDad posted:found the cat fucker Clutching my pearls over here at the discovery that poster "sexy tiger boobs" is a furry.
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Oct 14, 2017 00:36
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Chomp8645 posted:Clutching my pearls over here at the discovery that poster "sexy tiger boobs" is a furry. no... that can't be right
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Oct 14, 2017 00:41
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cats give you toxoplasmosis and increase your risk of schizophrenia among other issues why tf would you want to own one?
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Oct 14, 2017 00:47
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ContraBoss posted:Hold your finger out and let kitty sniff it. When it does, boop its nose. Post results. Boop the cat Hell Yeah Chomp8645 posted:Clutching my pearls over here at the discovery that poster "sexy tiger boobs" is a furry. They’re coming outta the drat walls! 
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Oct 14, 2017 00:50
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Do it ironically posted:cats give you toxoplasmosis and increase your risk of schizophrenia among other issues why tf would you want to own one? cats won’t give to toxoplasmosis unless you’re eating their poo poo or not washing your hands after changing litter
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Oct 14, 2017 04:33
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yooo hell yeah heard you got a pussy situation in here oh man gently caress
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Oct 14, 2017 04:45
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Besides, Toxo, if i'm not mistaken, only sucks for rats and babies. Both of which are pretty uncat.
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Oct 14, 2017 04:50
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ContraBoss posted:Besides, Toxo, if i'm not mistaken, only sucks for rats and babies. Both of which are pretty uncat. That's the cat brain parasites talkin, get im boys.
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Oct 14, 2017 11:37
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Just pet the drat cat OP.
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Oct 14, 2017 11:44
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my childhood cat got old, surly and generally unfriendly to everyone. then one day, we hired a plumber and she suddenly found her favorite person in the world. she was all over this guy, happy and purring far beyond how she treated anyone else. she even followed him upstairs, which her creaky old bones hadn't allowed for years. the plumber had no idea what was going on either. so uh, maybe you smell like sewage?
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Oct 14, 2017 12:04
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:my childhood cat got old, surly and generally unfriendly to everyone. then one day, we hired a plumber and she suddenly found her favorite person in the world. she was all over this guy, happy and purring far beyond how she treated anyone else. she even followed him upstairs, which her creaky old bones hadn't allowed for years. the plumber had no idea what was going on either. loving adorable. Was she sad when he left?
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Oct 14, 2017 12:07
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Waltzing Along posted:My cat has caught 3 birds in the past week. First didn't make it. Second was in shock but after I put it outside flew away. Third. Well, third I found torn to shreds. People get real mad about outdoor cats but honestly, what does it say about the quality of these birds if a domesticated pet animal can effortlessly catch them
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Oct 14, 2017 13:30
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You get used to the smell of cat pee.
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Oct 14, 2017 13:57
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Aesop Poprock posted:People get real mad about outdoor cats but honestly, what does it say about the quality of these birds if a domesticated pet animal can effortlessly catch them Birds are cuter than cats and eat bugs and stuff so they have more value. Plus cats usually only kill them by ambushing them at feeders or killing the babies in the nest. Death to all campers, especially spawn campers.
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Oct 14, 2017 14:00
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Aesop Poprock posted:People get real mad about outdoor cats but honestly, what does it say about the quality of these birds if a domesticated pet animal can effortlessly catch them cats are cute furry alpha predators and are extremely efficient at ambushing their prey such as birds, small rodents, and my feet at 6 in the morning when I get up to make coffee
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Oct 14, 2017 14:18
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Birds are cuter than cats Mods?
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Oct 14, 2017 14:31
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At least you can look at a bird without it trying to shove its gaping rear end in a top hat in your face.
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Oct 14, 2017 14:34
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Your neighbor's cat and my neighbor's cat should get together. She is complete and utter evil. https://drive.google.com/open?id=0BynP07u5Wcl_V0pmREJoa0tqTzg Edit: That's her under my mattress. Not under my sheets, she got under the mattress
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Oct 14, 2017 14:37
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I dont know of an equivalent product in the States but a dilute solution of Jeyes Fluid sprayed around wherever keeps cats away. The smell wont hurt them and if you dilute it enough you wont notice it but they 100% hate it. If they ingest it though they'll die so ymmv
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Also, if you're like the average person who only marginally dislikes cats, give it a week or two and you'll start looking forward to them trotting up to you, greeting you with a trill when you get home 
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