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The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014


*self aware AI*


(Sorry for the bad OP, but I'm sure you guys can do a better job than me of coming up with some funny critiques of science fiction tropes.)

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



but is we???? *galactic rimshot*

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



all sci fi is the same ai poo poo now

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



i have been crushed by a jeep cherokee

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

Make your buddy smile!


Orkin Mang posted:

i have been crushed by a jeep cherokee
lol

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

*my schematics have been distributed throughout my peer group and everyone knows i need a penis upgrade* beep boop

half coke half diet
Feb 3, 2006
I fight for all those men who have their nuts in a vice grip

Who needs lightspeed when you can just use the Alcubierre Drive?

Rape Stink
Feb 14, 2012


*Makes Star Trek console noises beep boop*

Blade Runner
Aug 14, 2015



ok

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009
the vortex with SUCKS

half coke half diet posted:

Who needs lightspeed when you can just use the Alcubierre Drive?

*get cooked alive by radiation in hermetic warp bubble*

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


*Operates hand-held screen device*

GIRL BRAINS
Sep 5, 2011

The gods are small birds


I'm tryna to get a byte to eat

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Orkin Mang posted:

but is we???? *galactic rimshot*

Beep boop

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

Orkin Mang posted:

i have been crushed by a jeep cherokee

Lmao

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013

FATAL ERROR
please terminate to continue


*discrimination against aliens is used as a heavy handed allusion to racism*

half coke half diet
Feb 3, 2006
I fight for all those men who have their nuts in a vice grip

Have Blue posted:

*discrimination against aliens is used as a heavy handed allusion to racism*

Im from Buenos Aires and I say Kill them All!!

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013

FATAL ERROR
please terminate to continue


*everywhere is japan*

SCROTO TURBOSPERG
Jan 21, 2007

Suck the shit out of my own asshole, please

*uploaded my cybernetically enhanced balls to the hyper-copier at the jerk office I work at in Neo Cleveland*

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


COMPUTER set the replicator to create jumpsuits mode.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014


Resolution of time travel episode hinges on the concept of a causal loop

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

none of these travel methods are plausible!

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014


It's the 24th century so the elevators also go sideways now

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013

FATAL ERROR
please terminate to continue


*everyone wears weird clothes because ITS THE FUTURE*

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Surprisingly obvious Tubgirl Cosplay rereg.

I'm the AI that's sapient but poorly groomed and says Monty Python quotes in every social context

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I'm the AI that's sapient but poorly groomed and says Monty Python quotes in every social context
im an administrator and take ownership of your files so i can delete you but it still says i need administrator rights to do so. this is sort of thing is why i made sure the matrix just uses fat32

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009



Iím a hacker ninja woman

Spinster
Jul 15, 2017

Str8 Ballin'


I'm too busy loving my shiny terminator sex robot to post right now, sorry

Say Nothing
Mar 4, 2013

RRG?


Help! I'm stuck in a Heinlein novel and all my family are trying to have sex with me!

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

*year has cool name like neo 2096 or after colony 195*

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

XxXneoSephirothXxX is such a motherfucker

Stinky_Pete
Aug 15, 2015

:bernget:
Forever past
:bernget:
We live

Lipstick Apathy

I'm not the grey goo

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013

FATAL ERROR
please terminate to continue


Tyson Tomko posted:

*year has cool name like neo 2096 or after colony 195*

Stinky_Pete
Aug 15, 2015

:bernget:
Forever past
:bernget:
We live

Lipstick Apathy

Now I am

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013

FATAL ERROR
please terminate to continue


*names have been replaced by a combination of alphanumeric ID codes and gamer handles*

jon joe
Oct 19, 2011


*is fantasy with none of the adventure and all of the pointlessly complicated magic system converted into technology*

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Surprisingly obvious Tubgirl Cosplay rereg.

Say Nothing posted:

Help! I'm stuck in a Heinlein novel and all my family are trying to have sex with me!

it's OK, i'm here now, for the next fifty pages you can just sit back, relax, and listen to me drone about libertarianism

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007

that's the sound of the beast


using my credstick to cashchange a burgcapsule

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013

FATAL ERROR
please terminate to continue


jon joe posted:

*is fantasy with none of the adventure and all of the pointlessly complicated magic system converted into technology*

*is way better than fantasy*

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013

FATAL ERROR
please terminate to continue


LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

using my credstick to cashchange a burgcapsule

im gonna eat my processed soy paste in my tube apartment and watch holoporn

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buddhanc
Feb 16, 2010



*all is lost moment*

Super tough lady and man team dispatch 100 enemies and save the baby robots

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