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Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
if instead of using the fight song she did she used the Marilyn Manson fight song

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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hillary would have won if she had shown us her rig, we don't even know whether her processor is current gen.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Frijolero posted:

Hillary would have won if she had shown us her rig, we don't even know whether her processor is current gen.

I can't respect someone who isn't still running a watercooled i7-970

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Who?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
ya hilary would have won another oscar for her portrayal in 55 steps

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


that traditional Azerbaijani coat is stuffed w/ emails printed on a dot matrix printer, obviously...

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Byolante posted:

if instead of using the fight song she did she used the Marilyn Manson fight song

she should have stuck w/ fleetwood mac as the clinton house band tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3JA1nWPFqM

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
She clearly didn't have enough money, should have done more private speeches to bankers.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

apparently not

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I wish politicians could dress like who they really are. Obama without a tie, Hillary in ornately embroidered space queenery with cravat and tinted wayfarers, JEB! wearing his hoodie, etc.

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
hillary candidate is NICE CANDIDATE who has waited her turn while the american people vote for JERKS and is now going her own way (into the woods)

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hillary never released the full list of harpoons that she owns. How are we supposed to the know whether they are used for trapping large marine animals or killing poor Haitians?

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Hillary would have won in 2008.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Hillary would have won in 2008.

it's incredibly sexist that a woman in 2016 couldn't use the same platform as a MAN from 1996 :colbert:

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Mariana Horchata posted:



that traditional Azerbaijani coat is stuffed w/ emails printed on a dot matrix printer, obviously...

$37,000.

feller
Jul 5, 2006


Jeb! Repetition posted:

I wish politicians could dress like who they really are. Obama without a tie, Hillary in ornately embroidered space queenery with cravat and tinted wayfarers, JEB! wearing his hoodie, etc.

Michelle Bachman as a sky captain

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Hillary would have won in 2008.

I'm having a hard time imagining a Democrat who wouldn't have won in 2008.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


https://i.imgur.com/K6fi2wc.gifvhttps://i.imgur.com/vvOoqcx.gifvhttps://i.imgur.com/5PymdYw.gifvhttps://i.imgur.com/bOE0SH9.gifvhttps://i.imgur.com/VWnShQr.gifv

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Jeb! Repetition posted:

I'm having a hard time imagining a Democrat who wouldn't have won in 2008.

If anyone could have screwed it up it would be her

And John Kerry might have lost

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Jeb! Repetition posted:

I'm having a hard time imagining a Democrat who wouldn't have won in 2008.

People "like" John McCain, they don't like Tim Kaine.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

The Nastier Nate posted:

If anyone could have screwed it up it would be her

And John Kerry might have lost

Well I just assumed anyone who previously lost the general would be ruled out since they never run again anyway. Hillary definitely would have won in 08 if the primary wasn't contentious. Basically like 2016 primary if there was no Bernie.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

why did she pick tim kaine anyway

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Uncle Wemus posted:

why did she pick tim kaine anyway

always has weed

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Uncle Wemus posted:

why did she pick tim kaine anyway

Part of her steal-respectable-conservatives-from-Trump strategy. Seriously.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Tbis disgustijg MAN ruined EVERYTHING

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Uncle Wemus posted:

why did she pick tim kaine anyway

rule #1 for running mates is don't outshine the boss

when you're Hillary Clinton your options are limited

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




If she'd embraced the image of a ruthless but competent warhawk.

Hillary lost the instant she tried pretending to be a human being or care about the proles. Her sweet grandma act was some uncanny valley poo poo.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Not to mention the dabbing.

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Uncle Wemus posted:

why did she pick tim kaine anyway

Pay back for his loyalty during 2008 when he attempted to undermine Obama on her behalf.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Hillary would have won if she had used the correct ram

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hillary's got pretty good processing power but she's still running on Windows ME lol

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Nonsense posted:

Hillary would have won if she had used the correct ram

32 megs of ESRAM is not enough for modern politics

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

hillary would have won... against jeb!

(probably not even true lol)

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

2016: race to the bottom

Bet you wished you backed that moray eel in the primary, didn't you? He does live in a hole on a reef and devours fish alive, but he had a better feel for what people wanted than Hillary Goddamn Clinton

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

Pay back for his loyalty during 2008 when he attempted to undermine Obama on her behalf.

Also a political favor stepping down to allow Hillary to get her little Gretchen Weiners DWS appointed as DNC chair.

gobbagool
Feb 5, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Doctor Rope
if she hadn't devoured a small haitian child on live TV, even if she did legally own thousands of haitians

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Yossarian-22 posted:

hillary would have won... against jeb!

(probably not even true lol)

Given the scat-fetishist clown swarm nature of the 2016 election...maybe? I dunno, Jeb vs. Hillary might have been the first time a write-in joke candidate actually would beat the MSM ones, like "Kimbo Slice" or "a literal flock of seagulls"

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Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Nebakenezzer posted:

Given the scat-fetishist clown swarm nature of the 2016 election...maybe? I dunno, Jeb vs. Hillary might have been the first time a write-in joke candidate actually would beat the MSM ones, like "Kimbo Slice" or "a literal flock of seagulls"

after that election i ran so far away tbh

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