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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.


Cause I'm starting to think it's a bunch of hooey. I licked every frog I've seen and all I ever got was salmonella and a lifetime ban from Petco.

How's a guy get started in the toad licking game? Hit me with your pointers.

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Take that and be happy.


Fun Shoe

Ive been letting the toads lick me, dosent get me high but its a living

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001


You got to lick their butthole OP. hth.

Avirosb
Nov 20, 2016

I'm a friendly member of the SA community who gets paid to Correct The Record

It only works when they're full of chemtrails.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007



i chew the like a dumb poo poo

We Know Catheters
Jan 14, 2006

Sounding for the greater good

No, but I used to huff white out.

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


You need to lick the right one. You're almost there.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004



College Slice

I keep one in my throat, but I enjoy the drip

down n out
Sep 16, 2008



Nap Ghost

No, I do it because I like the taste

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015




Grimey Drawer

Does your mother count?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



we are all already licking buttholes now toads??? what next?????????????

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you have a tiny dog you should be arrested and the dog placed on a tiny dog rocket and fired into the sun!!!

Ramrod XTreme

Lol if U DON'T

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009


poo poo i've been licking chodes
thanks for reading, everyone

Avirosb
Nov 20, 2016

I'm a friendly member of the SA community who gets paid to Correct The Record

In any case I'm fairly sure that's a form of sexual harassment.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


No, but you ever swallowed loads to get by?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004

Let me tell you a thing or two about GhostCoin

licking the toad wont work unless you take a monoamine oxidase inhibitor in advance, you have to milk the poison glands and dry and smoke the venom

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Familyguy_dontdotoad_song.wav

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

The door blew shut but here's the deal
Dreams are lies, it's the dreaming that's real


i thought i was milking the poison glands dry but now i'm giving birth to millions of tadpoles

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

im buttchugging a toad right now

Gammatron 64
Nov 28, 2007

Die-cast construction.
It's a lost art.


fun fact, there are dogs in austrailia who are literal drug addicts because those who havent died from eating them found out that licking cane toads gets them high as gently caress

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


poverty goat posted:

you have to milk the poison glands and dry and smoke the venom

Stop stealing my pick up lines.

Wamdoodle
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Grimey Drawer

Gammatron 64 posted:

fun fact, there are dogs in austrailia who are literal drug addicts because those who havent died from eating them found out that licking cane toads gets them high as gently caress



http://imgur.com/ACkDtj5

Edit: hey my pic isn't showing

Edit2: Eh, here's the link

Wamdoodle fucked around with this message at Oct 13, 2017 around 16:26

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm, You smell like Lysol Wipes.


Gammatron 64 posted:

fun fact, there are dogs in austrailia who are literal drug addicts because those who havent died from eating them found out that licking cane toads gets them high as gently caress

Wanna lick that dog.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

COMFY FLEECE SWEATERS ALT ACCOUNT

Buglord

Every toad I lick turns into a nymphomaniac blonde that looks like Nikki Benz and I gotta tell em' sorry, I'm saving myself for marriage.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

I AM A FAT FAGGOT WHO NEEDS TO DIE OF AIDS

No, just dick.

Ham Sandwitch
Oct 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless


Poison dart frogs is what you wanna lick OP

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

Carthago delenda est

no

Family Guy told me it's bad

treerat
Oct 4, 2005
up here so high i start to shake up here so high the sky i scrape

dick loads to get high every day

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Zorodius posted:

Cause I'm starting to think it's a bunch of hooey. I licked every frog I've seen and all I ever got was salmonella and a lifetime ban from Petco.

How's a guy get started in the toad licking game? Hit me with your pointers.

I never licked a toad put it was pretty funny when homer did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xd9CnUK3jA

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

gary oldmans diary posted:

im buttchugging a toad right now

Same

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002



same but being buttchugged by a toad

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

*kicks legs in vain*

Inkfish
Mar 1, 2015

top banana

To get as high as possible off of toads you have to kiss them. No princess poo poo either you gotta really loving french the toads.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Inkfish posted:

To get as high as possible off of toads you have to kiss them. No princess poo poo either you gotta really loving french the toads.

yeah! get your tongue involved with their weird tongue

tardwrangler
Oct 2, 2003

the world is my ashtray

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bufotenin

Looks nasty

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008


Did it once. Turned out to be a prince. Now he sleeps on my couch and won't leave. What an rear end in a top hat.

Freestyle
Sep 2, 2014

CUCK SJW THAT IS SO CUKCED ZE DEFENDS THE SOVIET STATE IN
THE CURRENT YEAR


poverty goat posted:

licking the toad wont work unless you take a monoamine oxidase inhibitor in advance, you have to milk the poison glands and dry and smoke the venom
only worthwhile post itt. try it op , and give us a trip report.

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I never licked a toad put it was pretty funny when homer did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xd9CnUK3jA


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjzwZNGP11I

doctorthefonz
Nov 17, 2007



king toad, is what you need

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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!


I'm not sure I licked the right place I got dysyntery

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