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Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Where�s my page full of people calling John stones a shithouse?

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 00:18

Brony Car: May 22, 2014; by Cyrano4747

Kwagga posted:

Not one Arsenal player? Guess it really is coming home

They wisely avoided a heavy Liverpool presence too.

# ? Nov 3, 2017 17:41

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

Mean Bean Machine posted:

England are a much better team than the USMNT and would poo poo the bed if they ever played. Neither one of these teams deserved to go to the world Cup

Kwagga posted:

Imagine if the US was still owned by England, then they'd be going to the World Cup! Talk about regrets

They'd also have succeeded in creating a massive barrier which prevents the dirty foreigners who make their economy work from getting in. Something to think about.

Mean Bean Machine posted:

Can someone explain to me why the English are so much better at football than the Americans? Was it the boat trip over to America, or was it the mingling of their blood with that of the savage Indians that completely sapped their footballing skills? Anyway, very strange.

we didn't send our best, OP

# ? Nov 6, 2017 22:21

Breath Ray: Nov 19, 2010

Blue Star Error posted:

And to think Alan Hansen said you won't win anything with kids

lol

# ? Nov 6, 2017 23:32

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# ? Nov 7, 2017 00:36

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# ? Nov 7, 2017 12:51

track day bro!: Feb 17, 2005; #essereFerrari; Grimey Drawer

Please to be not making GBS threads up the serious England Mens National Team (aka EMNT as everyone calls them) thread, thanks.

# ? Nov 7, 2017 13:05

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# ? Nov 7, 2017 14:04

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track day bro! posted:

Please to be not making GBS threads up the serious England Mens National Team (aka EMNT as everyone calls them) thread, thanks.

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# ? Nov 7, 2017 14:37

Sneaks McDevious: Jul 29, 2010; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

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# ? Nov 7, 2017 16:06

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

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You aren�t allowed say that anymore since jokes are now illegal

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# ? Nov 7, 2017 16:26

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Gigi Galli posted:

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# ? Nov 7, 2017 16:33

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

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# ? Nov 7, 2017 16:36

Breath Ray: Nov 19, 2010

Total Meatlove posted:

Where’s my page full of people calling John stones a shithouse?

bit more complicated than that. given the lack of any flair players in the emnt team unless you count raheem and dele and frankly I dont because they've never stepped up for us yet, I think it's crazy to pick defenders who play club football for flair teams who enjoy 75% possession and only have to defend one corner a game. instead I think we should have a well drilled no nonsense back four from burnely or we.

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# ? Nov 7, 2017 17:47

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Breath Ray posted:

bit more complicated than that. given the lack of any flair players in the emnt team unless you count raheem and dele and frankly I dont because they've never stepped up for us yet, I think it's crazy to pick defenders who play club football for flair teams who enjoy 75% possession and only have to defend one corner a game. instead I think we should have a well drilled no nonsense back four from burnely or we.

on pwm I can post a new thread when I get in tonight. excited - 😗

Let's hope the new thread is as funny as your last one m8!

# ? Nov 7, 2017 19:16

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

Can't wait till England finally leaves the eu tbh

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:22

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

oliwan posted:

Can't wait till England finally leaves the eu tbh

you're swiss you hypocrite

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:25

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

Ah, the "oliwan is swiss" meme

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:28

Strawman: Feb 9, 2008; Tortuga means turtle, and that's me. I take my time but I always win.

oliwan posted:

Can't wait till England finally leaves the eu tbh

agreed, accelerationism ftw

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:39

fridge corn: Apr 2, 2003; NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN

oliwan posted:

Can't wait till England finally leaves the eu tbh

So does most.of england

# ? Nov 7, 2017 21:44

Hegay: Jun 29, 2012

Gigi Galli posted:

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# ? Nov 7, 2017 23:08

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

oliwan posted:

Ah, the "oliwan is swiss" meme

So are you secretly Albanian then

# ? Nov 7, 2017 23:53

blue footed boobie: Sep 14, 2012; UEFA SUPREMACY

oliwan posted:

Ah, the "oliwan is swiss" meme

It�s not a meme you goddaamned race traitor.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 02:01

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

fridge corn posted:

So does most.of england

Half, at best.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 03:07

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

a lot of �injuries� in the emnt camp for these friendlies

# ? Nov 8, 2017 04:53

fridge corn: Apr 2, 2003; NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN

AJ_Impy posted:

Half, at best.

I wonder which was legendary England national John stones voted in the referendum

# ? Nov 8, 2017 07:53

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john stones fuckin RULES

# ? Nov 8, 2017 08:37

AJ_Impy: Jun 17, 2007; SWORD OF SMATTAS. CAN YOU NOT HEAR A WORLD CRY OUT FOR JUSTICE? WHEN WILL YOU DELIVER IT?; Yam Slacker

fridge corn posted:

I wonder which was legendary England national John stones voted in the referendum

Stones wants his club to stay in Europe as long as possible each year, hero that he is for glorious England.

# ? Nov 8, 2017 11:14

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

video referees are going to be trialed here for the first time in the germany friendly

# ? Nov 8, 2017 11:38

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

Jose posted:

video referees are going to be trialed here for the first time in the germany friendly

best trial in germany since

# ? Nov 8, 2017 11:40

Andre Le Fuckface: Oct 4, 2008

its coming home

# ? Nov 8, 2017 14:12

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

What about robot refs?

# ? Nov 8, 2017 14:35

Breath Ray: Nov 19, 2010

would someone link to bunnys you are the robot ref thread

# ? Nov 8, 2017 14:43

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Breath Ray posted:

would someone link to bunnys you are the robot ref thread

greg deleted it because it was too funny for these forums

# ? Nov 8, 2017 14:59

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# ? Nov 8, 2017 15:01

Breath Ray: Nov 19, 2010

I want to read my terminator 2 liquid football joke again

# ? Nov 8, 2017 17:44

Breath Ray: Nov 19, 2010

fat gay nonce posted:

greg deleted it because it was too funny for these forums

actually he deleted it because he thought geodesic dome was a reference to his head

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Breath Ray posted:

actually he deleted it because he thought geodesic dome was a reference to his head

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# ? Nov 8, 2017 18:15

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