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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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hello old friend (the gif)

also gently caress you ted cruz (the bassist)

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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also, i just saw the truly nightmare inducing part of that gif

look at the headstock of the “guitarist” he’s playing off of

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Verizian posted:

http://szymonkaliski.com/projects/loop-pi/

Something like that crossed with a sampler and outputs for rugged foot switches would be awesome. Record multiple tracks to SD card and trigger with foot switches. Bonus points if you can record a live loop then have triggers on a drumkit play the sample. Raspi is limited to a small number of tracks due to the low power hardware but you could save more than that to SD card and only have so many loaded for playback at one time. In theory.

Or you could go hog wild with an arduino based midi controller and just plug it into a laptop running a DAW, then trigger recording to new tracks or playback of existing ones as you please.

can't the bigger ehx loopers do this already?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Spanish Manlove posted:

Also I know a store that still sells 90s as gently caress jazz musician clothes but it also is the same place to buy 7 button purple suits though all the mannequins have pinky rings and fur boas.

congratulations on finding a front for the mob

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Spanish Manlove posted:

Something can be awesome and stupid at the same time.

what, you mean like steve vai?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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for when you have to nail the solo



proper directions

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
should make one out of magnesium and give it to the great white guitarist

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

will he be covering a doors song while this happens?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

2/10

did not end up like every other spinal tap drummer

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

hexwren posted:




ryan adams' signature strat prototype has a mullet and a camaro

hello new strat

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Ruflux posted:

I actually googled that guitar by image and found a forum with a bunch of curmudgeons whining about it, which made me very happy because lol


(There's was also a bunch of :females: stuff there with how it's totally a guitar for chicks, you see, just like pink ones are, and it's terrible)

i really hate that kind of fake masculinity poo poo and am tempted to get a dig just so i have a pink pedal

also because i love trashy digital delays

but mostly because gently caress them, it's pink and it owns :colbert:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Ruflux posted:

I just want to learn how play guitar, period, but it's so difficult when you don't own one, don't have time to practice and live in an apartment and don't want to annoy the hell out of your neighbors

whats your budget?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Chrpno posted:

has there ever been a guitar with a viable clitoris

every other mythical creature has been on a guitar, no reason to think this one is any different

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Danyull posted:







The manual for the amp is... something else. http://www.metasonix.com/G1000ownermanual.pdf

this isn't the thread for amazing music poo poo

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Shugojin posted:

Just a big array of knobs all labeled as knob 1, knob 2, knob 3...

Pedal is named Box With Knobs

Costs $1000 and is only your signal running through 3" of vintage wiring

the knobs of course do nothing

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

you know how there are things in the world that you would have never thought to exist, but when you find out about them you need them in your life the instant you find out about them?

that's me with this pedal

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Kilometers Davis posted:

Can’t wait for Gibson to implode :/

:same:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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GreatGreen posted:

If Gibson would make a Les Paul with a standard maple top and a flame veneer and price it fairly (as in not ludicrously high like everything else they make) I might actually legitimately think about buying one before remembering what a piece of poo poo HJ is and deciding against it.

the only gibson i would thing about buying is a reverse firebird if i could find one decently priced

gently caress gibson though

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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The Muppets On PCP posted:

i have a hard time believing there's a ton of money in radio rock these days

it's a slowly dying format and the impending collapse of clear channel isn't gonna help

no one's really picking up a guitar anymore for a number of reasons anyway

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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White Dog Eggs posted:



That man is my hero.

does he also sell oversized foam hats?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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i have so many questions

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

AlphaDog posted:

No airbrushed wizard, 0/10.

i would play the gently caress out of the "death is certain wizard" guitar no matter how much gibson sold it for

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Malaria posted:

I just noticed that those new Fender models that were basically just mashups...Are 2 grand. lol


Guitar's are such bullshit.

it would have been way cooler if they were built in mexico and only cost like 800-1000

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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GreatGreen posted:

And for the low low price of only $2,300.

Seriously.

:wtc:

a great usa strat is like 1/2 of that

a great mexico strat is a 1/4 of that

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

GreatGreen posted:

To be fair, those switchers are awesome because you can program presets with them, not just because they are true bypass. One button press = lots of stuff can change at once = less tap dancing.

(not that this will actually stop people from tap dancing more than they normally would)

(no, I do not own one)

i had one built with 2 loops and an amp channel switch and it owns being able to switch between clean/dirt/delay+mod/wah+boost or fuzz all at one location

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Shugojin posted:

Just fine them a million bux per guitar

And also samsh them

By them you mean the executives right?

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Shugojin posted:

No, you're using the wood from the smashed guitars to make reclaimed wood guillotine for the executives

:hmmyes:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
:woop: congratulations millennials on killing another industry :woop:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Southern Heel posted:

Yeah but they're in a strat? Like tits on a fatty, it's still gross.

sit there and think about how loving wrong you are son

https://youtu.be/VMnjF1O4eH0
https://youtu.be/YjC0vMIrOAk

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Snowy posted:

He said tits, not rear end :colbert: he likes his fatties flat chested obv

it's hosed up to call someone a bassist man

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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That's a god damm trilby you fucks :argh:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Snowy posted:

I have one of Nigel Tufnel’s custom picks from when I saw them play at CBGBs. I just snatched it up as soon as he dropped it. Probably should have kept it nice but I had to use it when my band recorded a 7”.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Kilometers Davis posted:

Lots of regressive piece of poo poo dudes in the Wampler fb group today, ooooooh boy



lol if you're not using this as your av for every music forum to troll everyone at all times

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Maynard probably likes that shirt unironically.

maynard is the second worst thing about tool

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Kilometers Davis posted:

I like that shirt it’s p funny honestly

:hai: also true

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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pretty sure these have been posted before but here it is again because holy poo poo this is dumb

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

When you live that Kahler life:


lol if your low string isn't tuned to D or D# at all times

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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Spanish Manlove posted:

For sale: eight guitars, never played.

don't doxx me

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
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