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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Lester could seriously throw a no hitter and the Cubs would still lose tonight.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
send KB down to the minors

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Maybe we could find a way to win by a score of zero to negative one.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

beejay posted:

haha I said on the first page I could watch without worrying this year. That didn't last long.

Jon Jay to the Cubs is on page 50. Dex to th Cards on page 79.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i keep hoping the sweet caroline guy gets t-boned by a dump truck

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

R.D. Mangles posted:

i keep hoping the sweet caroline guy gets t-boned by a dump truck

:same:

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

I'm so sick of that Hyundai commercial that I now hate sweet caroline and both of those people and Hyundai.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/darenw/status/919722509016207361

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lmao who decided to put kyle hendricks on television

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
Go Hockey baseball

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

R.D. Mangles posted:

lmao who decided to put kyle hendricks on television

He's a loose, fun loving guy.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
jason is good at the baseball

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

R.D. Mangles posted:

i keep hoping the sweet caroline guy gets t-boned by a dump truck

And caught in between is that smug insurance lady and the dude doing a triangle solo.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
Kyle Hendricks' flat affect makes me wish he had a bit part in Blade Runner 2049.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
I really hope that Javy tries to be Kyle's wingman at bars

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004
Lots of well hit balls right to outfielders so far...bad luck.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Hendricks: "Just trying to keep my emotions in control" :geno:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
The squeeze job on Lester is unreal tonight. Granted only one of those was a strike, but still.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Imagine Javy meeting some equally hyperactive woman at a bar and they hit it off but they each need somebody to keep their subdued nice friend company

Javy's friend is Kyle Hendricks

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Sydin posted:

The squeeze job on Lester is unreal tonight. Granted only one of those was a strike, but still.

Both sides. Baez took a fastball for ball 3 that was well over the plate.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
rip

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Let’s go Kikè time to make me pay big!

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Hey here's an idea, maybe don't walk the guy who hit 11 home runs to face the guy who hit 38?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Poque posted:

Imagine Javy meeting some equally hyperactive woman at a bar and they hit it off but they each need somebody to keep their subdued nice friend company

Javy's friend is Kyle Hendricks

See my avatar for a concept image of this scenario.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Amazed Turner's hamstring didn't explode trying to stop like that

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I thought Almora missed the cutoff there.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



I’m home now... and full of despair.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Amazed Turner's hamstring didn't explode trying to stop like that

I was expecting him to collapse in pain, not get back to third and then have to watch Bryant awkwardly tag him while also making room for the medical team.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
LMFAOOOOOOO

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
oh mygod lol

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Pancakes posted:

I was expecting him to collapse in pain, not get back to third and then have to watch Bryant awkwardly tag him while also making room for the medical team.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


why would you swing at any pitch thrown by a cubs pitcher

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

That was brutal

Vernacular
Nov 29, 2004
Kike...

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
thats the good poo poo

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


what the hell happened with kee kay

big trivia FAIL
May 9, 2003

"Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"


Rude

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
:sweatdrop:

Of course Lester's at 55 through 3. Can we, for once, please have a Cubs starter be efficient with their pitches?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
hahaha

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bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Sydin posted:

:sweatdrop:

Of course Lester's at 55 through 3. Can we, for once, please have a Cubs starter be efficient with their pitches?

no sorry

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