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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Fire Hill for walking Baez.

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Sydin posted:

Why am I watching this game? I've already seen it. Lester gives the Cubs maybe 5-6 scoreless innings. There will be tons of stories tomorrow about how well he threw given he was on three days rest and how he's a vet who shows grit and yada yada yada. Except none of it will matter because the the very first guy out of the Cubs pen will give up the lead, and the Dodgers will park the bus with their super bullpen of guys who are literally unhittable. And even if by some miracle the Cubs start to threaten, Jansen will come out of the pen and get roughly anywhere from one to infinite outs to secure the Dodgers win.

I've seen this game already. I know how it ends. Why am I watching it?

Cubs playing with house money.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Vernacular posted:

Dodger plate discipline is something else

Give Turner Ward a more lucrative contract than Roberts

That's how you beat the Cubs: walk out their SP.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Somewhere, David Huckabee just got a semi

....dude

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pull him the beans out of gas.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Mustached Demon posted:

Pull him the beans out of gas.

Welp.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

R.D. Mangles posted:

DON'T WASTE THIS BULLPEN PERFORMANCE YOU NERDS

They will. Prepare to get clowned on by the dodgers pen.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Can only javelin dogs over the wall, Cubs.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Score so we can all stop watching

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Basticle posted:

I don't have a dog in this fight but John Lackey makes me extremely anxious.

He'll bite like a rabid bunny.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Pancakes posted:

I thought about trying to make a Darth Vader/John Lackey "I find your Lackey of faith disturbing" photoshop but that's too lovely a pun even for me to spend that much time on it.

You're no fun

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

loving lol

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Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Hopefully the Cubs win one so Wrigley gets three games.

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