apple v6.1.2: ride the fat lightning

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Bulgakov: Mar 8, 2009; рукописи не горят

Themage posted:

i know u like �drawing� w/crayons at ur tech daycare but maybe u should pay attention during the reading lessons

https://www.logitech.com/en-us/product/edible/markers ???

https://www.logitech.com/en-us/product/consumable/flavoredpastels ????

# ? Sep 10, 2018 12:27

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 21:31

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Suspicious Dish posted:

also does this guy not understand what tariffs are or something because even with my second grade understanding of the subject i know thats not how they work lol

the only thing he understands is paying his lawyers to make problems go away via whatever means possible. unsurprisingly, this doesn't really work when everything you do is scrutinized under a microscope so he just does whatever the last person he talks to says to do, and since he's surrounded himself with nazis, welp.

# ? Sep 10, 2018 14:33

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

echinopsis posted:

idk I just presume wahtever war is coming up next
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idk the one against mexico?? thats who they are revoking citizenship from right

it was gonna be venezuela but woopsy no one in that admin can keep their mouths shut and we leaked all the generals who were cooperating with us to stage a coup and they're all extremely executed now

# ? Sep 10, 2018 14:37

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

the new apple mac mini pro xSr maxi plus will be a dock for your iphone XSr maxi plus 2018 pro

# ? Sep 10, 2018 15:29

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

ah cool all my text replacement shortcuts have disappeared from my iPhone but are still showing up on my other ios/macos devices. solid syncing job, thanks timb

# ? Sep 10, 2018 17:29

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Lysidas posted:

this makes proctoring exams quite different too

some schools' proctoring makes you take a test in front of a webcam and someone watches you remotely

its weird

# ? Sep 10, 2018 18:04

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Themage posted:

i hope apple either releases some different penis or gives a texture

same

# ? Sep 10, 2018 18:41

Good Sphere: Jun 16, 2018

kinda surprised no one's made a keynote thread yet, unless i missed it. like an addicted gambler, i'm optimistic this time for some reason it will be good

# ? Sep 10, 2018 20:40

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

Good Sphere posted:

kinda surprised no one's made a keynote thread yet, unless i missed it. like an addicted gambler, i'm optimistic this time for some reason it will be good

the keynote isn�t for 2 days

# ? Sep 10, 2018 20:52

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

qirex posted:

the keynote isn�t for 2 days

yeah, i'm shocked no one's made a keynote thread yet either

# ? Sep 10, 2018 20:55

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

we already know everything so why bother

kidding, it's going to be fun to laugh at all the silly garbage a trillion dollar company is way too proud of

# ? Sep 10, 2018 20:57

Good Sphere: Jun 16, 2018

qirex posted:

the keynote isn�t for 2 days

i know i swear i've seen them made like a week in advance

anyway.. no biggie

# ? Sep 10, 2018 21:27

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

i'm gonna buy the iphone excess

# ? Sep 10, 2018 21:28

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

apple's next phones are literally named the condition of being an undue amount or a graphical expression of displeasure

tim is basically flaunting how little he cares now, it's verging on a cry for help

# ? Sep 10, 2018 21:32

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

ive heard the new apple watch is going to do ekgs

no clue what that does or why its good but im pumped

# ? Sep 10, 2018 21:35

Drastic Actions: Apr 7, 2009; FUCK YOU!
GET PUMPED!; Nap Ghost

Rex-Goliath posted:

i'm gonna buy the iphone excess

excess max for me, baby!

# ? Sep 10, 2018 22:16

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Stymie posted:

apple's next phones are literally named the condition of being an undue amount or a graphical expression of displeasure

goon dislikes tennis, news at 11

# ? Sep 10, 2018 22:57

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

here is how the event will go:

timb is onstage. he still isn't stebe but everyone is super rich now so maybe that's good. he talks for a bit about sales and how everyone is still richer

here is somebody to talk about something like photos or some poo poo

timb is now talking about education(?) or professionals(?). look now its a loving video. everyone is super bored.

Eddie cue just shows a bunch of scenes from game of thrones to remind people that appletv exists

a real life professional - a freelance rap photographer / ironic reddittitor - comes on to talk about having needs that are largely suited by apple hardware. the crowd is getting desperate

Tim invokes Stebe's name and leads us in a moment of quiet contemplation and prayer. at the end is a restless murmuring. it's coming

...nah its some dude to pretend that mac gaming is a thing. Oh yeah that ar thing too

ok. The lights go down. Jony's massive erection appears onstage, followed shortly by the nobleman himself. he slowly moans as a wafer-thin slab of aluminium and glass slices onto the screen

after they carry jony offstage, timb comes back up. "yeah. So here is a new watch and some loving iphones. they're thinner and one is plastic. you've already seen it. $1200. See you next year"

*Nerds* :f5:

# ? Sep 10, 2018 23:24

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

checks out

# ? Sep 11, 2018 01:13

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

here is how the event will go:

timb is onstage. he still isn't stebe but everyone is super rich now so maybe that's good. he talks for a bit about sales and how everyone is still richer

here is somebody to talk about something like photos or some poo poo

timb is now talking about education(?) or professionals(?). look now its a loving video. everyone is super bored.

Eddie cue just shows a bunch of scenes from game of thrones to remind people that appletv exists

a real life professional - a freelance rap photographer / ironic reddittitor - comes on to talk about having needs that are largely suited by apple hardware. the crowd is getting desperate

Tim invokes Stebe's name and leads us in a moment of quiet contemplation and prayer. at the end is a restless murmuring. it's coming

...nah its some dude to pretend that mac gaming is a thing. Oh yeah that ar thing too

ok. The lights go down. Jony's massive erection appears onstage, followed shortly by the nobleman himself. he slowly moans as a wafer-thin slab of aluminium and glass slices onto the screen

after they carry jony offstage, timb comes back up. "yeah. So here is a new watch and some loving iphones. they're thinner and one is plastic. you've already seen it. $1200. See you next year"

*Nerds*

+1 insightful

# ? Sep 11, 2018 01:15

Stringent: Dec 22, 2004; image text goes here

poty posted:

ive heard the new apple watch is going to do ekgs

no clue what that does or why its good but im pumped

it means they still haven't figured out how to get the heart rate monitor to work if the wearer is sweating.

# ? Sep 11, 2018 01:19

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

The planned obsolescence timer in my original apple watch just expired, the display popped off and is dangling around because the battery started swelling :tinfoil:

I have no choice but to buy the shiny new thing now

# ? Sep 11, 2018 05:46

poty: Jun 21, 2008; 虹はどこで終わるのですか？あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

r u ready to WALK posted:

The planned obsolescence timer in my original apple watch just expired, the display popped off and is dangling around because the battery started swelling

I have no choice but to buy the shiny new thing now

theyll fix that for free

the real obsolescence timer is that the original watch isnt getting watchos 5. probably it really cant handle it as its slow as gently caress

# ? Sep 11, 2018 06:32

Wheany: Mar 17, 2006; Spinya^{ha^{ha^haha}ha}ha_{ha_{ha_haha}ha}ha!; Doctor Rope

r u ready to WALK posted:

The planned obsolescence timer in my original apple watch just expired, the display popped off and is dangling around because the battery started swelling

I have no choice but to buy the shiny new thing now

This expensive piece of poo poo just self destucted, gonna gibebthe company more money now. Anroid lol

# ? Sep 11, 2018 06:48

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

or, and stick with me here, you could buy a watch that actually works as a watch.

just puttin' that out there

# ? Sep 11, 2018 06:53

anthonypants: May 6, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo; Dinosaur Gum

infernal machines posted:

or, and stick with me here, you could buy a watch that actually works as a watch.

just puttin' that out there

i don't think apple is gonna announce that this year. maybe next time

# ? Sep 11, 2018 07:12

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

I don�t really need it to tell me the time, I just want a thing that goes ding and tells me I�m a good boy when I get up from the couch

# ? Sep 11, 2018 07:51

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

*bing bing* it's time to go to bed james

# ? Sep 11, 2018 07:54