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Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Endless Mike posted:

the venn diagram of countries with an abundance people wealthy enough for a $1000 phone where facial coverings are common is pretty much saudi arabia, and they just let women drive cars, so i'd be pretty surprised if many are "allowed" to have cell phones outside their homes. most muslim countries don't require more than a hijab (or similar), which face id will work fine with.

it's not even that many people in saudi arabia

90%+ of the population lives in desperate poverty

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Generic Monk
Oct 31, 2011

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

drat selection bias is a strong thing. the saudis you met are way above the average. your average saudi is poor as poo poo and lives hand to mouth.

seriously, one of the conditions to lift the blockade on qatar is that qatar lowers the salaries of its citizens to similar levels. qatar told them to sit and spin lol.

saudi is a joke.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

what's with the probe; saudi is an absolute shithole run by morons

Generic Monk fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Dec 17, 2017

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
tl;dr: the market for faceID for burqas is approximately $0

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
great moments in racial sensitivity

Face ID flop: Chinese colleagues can both authenticate iPhone X

http://pocketnow.com/2017/12/15/face-id-flop-chinese-colleagues-can-both-authenticate-iphone-x

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
lol there's zero chance apple made faceid algorithms without extensive testing for the chinese market

equally dumb and more likely is the makeup she wears for tv

quote:

And the final component was the makeup I applied during the Facebook Live. It’s a very heavy foundation that flattened my face on camera, it also lists titanium dioxide amongst its ingredients. Titanium dioxide is a noted ingredient in many types of sunscreen and actually reflects infrared light. Which means the makeup functions as a double whammy, preventing infrared lasers from accurately measuring the depth of markers on my face, and the camera can’t use its algorithms to make an approximate depth map of my face because the makeup severely flattens things out.

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
maybe these two Chinese people looked really similar

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

possibly apple has accidentally stumbled into proof shattering the illusion of the physical world being the simple spatially distributed thing we perceive it as, and in fact every apparent object is one of uncountably many facets of some actual higher concept, with specifically a handful of chinese people by cosmic chance actually being a repeated facet of the same platonic person

seems a lot more likely than apple being a bunch of clowns who made poor choices in biometric identification tech at any rate

Generic Monk
Oct 31, 2011

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

possibly apple has accidentally stumbled into proof shattering the illusion of the physical world being the simple spatially distributed thing we perceive it as, and in fact every apparent object is one of uncountably many facets of some actual higher concept, with specifically a handful of chinese people by cosmic chance actually being a repeated facet of the same platonic person

seems a lot more likely than apple being a bunch of clowns who made poor choices in biometric identification tech at any rate

sounds like she's holding it wrong op

Dodoman
Feb 26, 2009



A moment of laxity
A lifetime of regret
Lipstick Apathy
Well yeah someone else was holding it

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
a current list of things that current gen apple products cannot handle:

root access
make up
people in one of the most populous countries in the world
the month of december

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Stymie posted:

a current list of things that current gen apple products cannot handle:

root access
make up
people in one of the most populous countries in the world
the month of december

they seem to handle giving out root access just fine

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Stymie posted:

a current list of things that current gen apple products cannot handle:

root access
make up
people in one of the most populous countries in the world
the month of december

the word "it"

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
works for me because my face is not at all chinese

ufarn
May 30, 2009
https://twitter.com/MacRumors/status/942447124507066368

you're hearing it wrong

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
didn't apple claim face id could tell the difference between identical twins?

FamDav
Mar 29, 2008

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

it's not even that many people in saudi arabia

90%+ of the population lives in desperate poverty

(in a very america voice) same

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

creationist believer posted:

didn't apple claim face id could tell the difference between identical twins?

no, they specifically mentioned it as an unsolved edge case

they could find identical twins but women were a testing environment they couldnt reproduce

zen death robot
May 27, 2001

Endless Mike posted:

the venn diagram of countries with an abundance people wealthy enough for a $1000 phone where facial coverings are common is pretty much saudi arabia, and they just let women drive cars, so i'd be pretty surprised if many are "allowed" to have cell phones outside their homes. most muslim countries don't require more than a hijab (or similar), which face id will work fine with.

people in the us wear them too and don't take them off for religious reasons

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
they could buy the best iphone on the market instead, the iphone SE

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Generic Monk posted:

what's with the probe; saudi is an absolute shithole run by morons

this is a thread about apple computers sir

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


what?

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Grassy Knowles posted:

no, they specifically mentioned it as an unsolved edge case

they could find identical twins but women were a testing environment they couldnt reproduce

they didn’t anticipate makeup with something in it that’d gently caress up the Face ID sensors

ufarn
May 30, 2009

Grassy Knowles posted:

no, they specifically mentioned it as an unsolved edge case

they could find identical twins but women were a testing environment they couldnt reproduce
i wonder to which extent faceid's training mechanism during failed recognition reduces the margin of error in general and for things like this over time

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.behance.net/gallery/57309065/Apple-OS-MacOS-2020-redesign-Edge-to-edge-Macbook

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
pfft. no notch

3/5 at best

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


I’m the effects going from one desktop to the next lifted straight from any terrible Linux district you could care to mention.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

gonna love getting those aluminium corners beat up even more than i currently do what with the glass panel probably just popping straight off if this becomes real

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

please don’t indulge the masturbatory fantasies of graphic designers with no basis in real hardware.

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
and no basis in desktop UI/UX either.

“oh boy, I can’t wait to run a dumbed down OS X on my $7000 iMac Pro” said no one ever:

“dumbing down OS X will really show our 5 remaining pro users that we’re still committed to the Mac!” said probably someone at apple, unfortunately.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Doc Block posted:


“dumbing down OS X will really show our 5 remaining pro users that we’re still committed to the Mac!” said probably someone at apple, unfortunately.

how are people still tricked by apple fan mockups? theyve existed for years

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Last Chance posted:

how are people still tricked by apple fan mockups? theyve existed for years



pram
Jun 10, 2001
how would you even read emails on the shuffle

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

pram posted:

how would you even read emails on the shuffle

It
wou-
ld
be
pret-
ty
ann-
oyi-
ng,
but
pos-
sib-
le.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

tk posted:

It
wou-
ld
be
pret-
ty
ann-
oyi-
ng,
but
pos-
sib-
le.

anyone buying the shuffle would be like 60, so more like

it
w
o
u
ld
...

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

tk posted:

It
wou-
ld
be
pret-
ty
ann-
oyi-
ng,
but
pos-
sib-
le.

so they'd get sued by microsoft for ripping off metro design language?

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
the ... is the necessary hint that there is more to read

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Last Chance posted:

how are people still tricked by apple fan mockups? theyve existed for years



if only they had known that apple would take the exact opposite approach

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
without constraints design is just wankery.

see for example concept cars. no bumpers, no seat belts, no suspension travel, usually no visibility. they look cool but have nothing to do with real cars.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

The Management posted:

without constraints design is just wankery.

see for example macs

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Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
just checking in to say that the touchbar is still garbage. goddamn apple please backpedal and make a good computer again

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