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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i ordered a new mbp. i figure i should get the last of the mature platform and not deal with a first-gen apple product

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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

carry on then posted:

every 15 inch ultrabook does because they're all designed to turbo for 5 seconds then throttle so they look fast but are actually slow

thats why you need a piece of plywood and one of those laptop fan thingies to turn your ultrathin ultrabook into something thicker than an old sager

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
I honestly can’t think of anything I want more in macOS and iOS than bug fixes. so obviously they’re not gonna do that. get ready for some new iOS home screen or whatever.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
is anyone making a wwdc game day thread or are we just going to clown on it here in the apple thread?

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal

The Management posted:

I honestly can’t think of anything I want more in macOS and iOS than bug fixes. so obviously they’re not gonna do that. get ready for some new iOS home screen or whatever.

Yah, this is all I really want. Aren't they rumoured to be doing some bullshit iBeacons thing?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


FMguru posted:

is anyone making a wwdc game day thread or are we just going to clown on it here in the apple thread?

Nobody seems to give a poo poo so yeah guess this is the place

Event stream just started, orbiting the earth at night?

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/

Kangra
May 7, 2012

Apple's new space probe product line confirmed.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


https://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/1275047887425220608

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


hope they do the whole conference like that

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

I wish to banish cartoon timb back into the void from which he emergeth

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Made a WWDC thread in the main SHSC forum, let's see how fast it makes it into the goldmine

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



role that beautiful craig footage

Scott Forstall
Aug 16, 2003

MMM THAT FAUX LEATHER
lol craig

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



lol ios14 is windows phone

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed
i guess im an old because rethinking the key parts of ios is the exact opposite of what i want out of ios 14

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



yo send me a snap craig

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

craig, what have you done

Baxate
Feb 1, 2011

they added the anroid app drawer gently caress u tim

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Plorkyeran posted:

i guess im an old because rethinking the key parts of ios is the exact opposite of what i want out of ios 14

protip: you can ignore the new features just like every other time they add something new

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed
is it really called jiggle mode? ew

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i missed the first 10 mins did they announce the arm switch

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
live tiles lmao

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Hair Force One: data rich

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

poty posted:

i missed the first 10 mins did they announce the arm switch

yep you have to use your right one now

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
is this pre recorded?

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

iphone is android now

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

New features for your parents to accidentally activate and call you asking how to turn off

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Plorkyeran posted:

is it really called jiggle mode? ew

everybody loves jigglin

JumpinJackFlash
Nov 15, 2001
gently caress widgets

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


i can put all my stupid apps in a giant pile and not organize them anymore

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Endless Mike posted:

everybody loves jigglin
:jiggled:

The Merkinman
Apr 22, 2007

I sell only quality merkins. What is a merkin you ask? Why, it's a wig for your genitals!
I sure am enjoying this checklist of Android features.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



how many of these siri questions give you racist answers

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
huge glasses

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



DuckConference posted:

i can put all my stupid apps in a giant pile and not organize them anymore

ngl this is a decent feature swipe but adding category sorting is a useful change

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


why couldn't they get Mayim Bialik instead of a look alike

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
has to be pre recorded.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
live tiles finally makes iOS as complete as the best mobile OS GUI ever: WP8

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



translate looks neato

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



i fuckin' love memojis!!!!!!!!

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