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creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I jumped from a 2012 MacBook 15” to the new one and the difference was honestly negligible

like, I know it’s mostly intel’s fault but dang, I expected to be blown away with a 5 year increase in speed and turns out it’s almost depressing

more like Snoore’s law

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creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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these pixels are making me thirsty

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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like the blue bristles that tell you when it's time to get a new toothbrush, the keys let you know when to throw out your laptop and buy a new one

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
iphone and macbook keyboards work fine in sir jony ive's pristine white prison where dust and time do not exist

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
apple pay got 100x better after chip+signature became ubiquitous in the us. let me stand here for 30 seconds with my card in the terminal waiting for it to make an error sound indicating the transaction was approved. or wave my phone for 2 seconds and walk away while the people in line behind me stand up and clap

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
didn't apple claim face id could tell the difference between identical twins?

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
the lifecycle management sounds cool and good to me, it seems like the best way for a device with technical constraints and trade offs like batter chemistry should degrade. but apple’s pr department should have been prepared for this. seems like they get caught in these “good design decision has downsides?!” news cycle a lot

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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great job tim, no one bought the 8 because they were waiting for the X, no one bought the X because it’s too expensive and shittier than the 8

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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Penguissimo posted:

well that's the end of the quote so

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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just put decals with the silhouette of the apple employee's natural predator on them

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

how do you do the undo gesture on iphone reliably?

learn to live with your mistakes, like everyone who bought an iphone without a headphone port

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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Stymie posted:

the excuse is that they're poo poo garbage for gently caress idiots

lol airbuds

apparently there’s no rule that anime dog tits can’t be right

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

but what if the rest of your tactical EDC (every day carry) scratches your $1000 iPhone X

:ohdear:

if you're EDC is just plopped into your pocket with your phone, it's not tactical. only exception is pocket sand, which should be in the non-phone pocket.

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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Soricidus posted:

if the good lord had wanted us to carry knives, he wouldn’t have given us teeth

but look at how perfectly a knife fits in the human hand. our hands were designed to hold knives.

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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goddamn snowflake millennials killing the pickpocket industry with their “uber” and “having no money”

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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Stymie posted:

new update to things_apple_cant_handle.txt: black dot emojis

i know it's easy to confuse ios and android, but this is an android problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC4NNUYIIdM

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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i can’t wait for the apple ultra n84, the world’s first 84-bit game console

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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Mad Wack posted:



tag urself

iWork for iButt

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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just because your in a wheelchair, thats no excuse to skip leg day

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

check out this guy

most places outside of nyc/surrounding boroughs just steam them to make them shiny like a ny bagel but it's bullshit (i know this because i have 10+ years working in both types of places)

something something steamed bagels something something upstate new york

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

Apple maps has lane guidance in the nice European country I live in now but does not have a cycling mode which is what I actually do my day to day commute on so lol

oh and no public transit info either

didnt realize shaggar is on the apple maps eu team

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
Documents is where you store documents, OP. try putting configuration files someplace else

creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice
Word files: 200 MB
Spreadsheets: 150 MB
Photos: 800 MB
Configuration files: 3,600 MB
Powerpoint: 150 MB

someone who is good at computers please help me. my iphone is dying

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creationist believer
Feb 16, 2007

College Slice

r u ready to WALK posted:

I've integrated Siri into my home and it's exactly like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgJLpuprQp8

same, but like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LNHYz89sNc

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