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Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
who's gonna volunteer to be the cell network that gets throttled because they report the remaining data to phones?

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Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Beast of Bourbon posted:

my wife (waifu) has been using a 6S+ for some time now (many years) and it is bad and the camera is apparently unusable and she wants to get the pixel 2 to replace it.

she actually, out loud irl, asked me if it was okay that her chat messages would be green instead of blue, and if i would love her less.

i said it definitely would make me love her less, but she's her own woman and can use inferior hardware if she must.

dont abuse your wife

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
you are talking about the company that thought adding giant gently caress off headers in ios11 was a good idea

post steve apple is 💩

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

The Management posted:

I miss radar. I never thought I’d say that. for all its flaws the core service it provides is actually good. new job has several garbage-tier apps that loosely tie together to do the same job and it’s awful.

what does it do? is it like bugzilla?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
i updated to ios11 and now when i play a whatsapp audio message and put the phone next to my ear to switch to handset speaker the audio plays on loud speaker for a whole second before fading out :mad:

anyone else having this issue?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

carry on then posted:



ahaha this is perfect

:troll::troll::troll::troll::troll::troll:

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
the idea of having a gemstone for a screen is cool though

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

sonatinas posted:

Touch ID is garbage in winter and I have to cycle new thumbprints constantly because of my dry hands or if I moisturize them.

http://www.okeeffescompany.com/working-hands

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

that gimmick got old before the phone was out

in fact it was old when that talking cat app was released

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
anyone else having this bug where the little action bar above the keyboard floats in the middle of the screen glitchy touchbar style?

(look below the google search bar)


i can interact with things between the keyboard and the action bar just fine

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
i dunno, he didnt change anything inside his face zone.

i need more evidence.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

eric posted:

Samsung still hasn't learned not to promote your superior competitor.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Millstone posted:

What's watchos then

wearable pos

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Chris Knight posted:

they literally don't but thanks for keeping this stupid meme alive

my friend have you heard about capitalism?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Boiled Water posted:

also what are balaklavas

misspelled baklava

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

The Apple Watch AIDS edition

* PRODUCT Red band sold separately

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lffg88WDRg

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU my 6s got stuck in a boot loop

using itunes recovery mode to update the OS works as in it loads the new OS and I get the white screen with the black apple logo that asks for my pin. but then it continues boot looping :(

the weird thing is just before getting stuck i heard a message notification. did someone haxx0r me :tinfoil:?

e: this was on ios 11.1.1 (the latest one)

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

The Management posted:

define boot loop.

it boots. i get the white apple logo with black background. after a while the device remembers that i had night mode on, the logo turns yellow. the device restarts. all i see is white apple on black background.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
erasing the device worked. why does erasing the device work while updating the OS does not?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
but shouldn't the updated OS stomp the old files? I'm assuming the user should not be able to modify startup scripts so apple can just stomp them.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

what am i looking at?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

graph posted:

remember when tarmu collinsu trolled a family member on fb to microwave their iphone 5

lol

lol

do you have a link?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
to be fair who the gently caress calls the lock screen password “session password”?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
i still can't believe slack is a thing. and that it's worth millions.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
couple of months back chrome used to trigger a bsod in my graphics driver when using more than one monitor. so yeah that can happen.

i'm betting it's nvidia's fault in my case and i know i'm right

as for your case it's probably doing some fucky things with your graphics driver. do you have discrete graphics? cuz i hear apple is poo poo at those

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Endless Mike posted:

it works fine with beards

if faceid unlocks for your beard that's a bad thing

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
dont use autocorrect. use dictation.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Endless Mike posted:

the venn diagram of countries with an abundance people wealthy enough for a $1000 phone where facial coverings are common is pretty much saudi arabia, and they just let women drive cars, so i'd be pretty surprised if many are "allowed" to have cell phones outside their homes. most muslim countries don't require more than a hijab (or similar), which face id will work fine with.

drat selection bias is a strong thing. the saudis you met are way above the average. your average saudi is poor as poo poo and lives hand to mouth.

seriously, one of the conditions to lift the blockade on qatar is that qatar lowers the salaries of its citizens to similar levels. qatar told them to sit and spin lol.

saudi is a joke.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
does the iphonex have screen issues as rumored or not?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

same

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

cis autodrag posted:

Epic had a house blend custom made by a local coffee roaster and it was genuinely delicious. It was called Make It So blend.

i heard about golden handcuffs but golden coffee cups is a first

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
as long as all other phones are poo poo the iphone wont be overpriced. because there is nothing to compare it to

i dont like apple but i use an iphone for that reason. id love to switch but there is nothing to switch to.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

i once ate in an aramark-operated cafeteria that had a full size brick pizza oven, proudly cranking away at 1500F

they cleaned it with a plastic-bristled push broom. like you use on the floor. while hot. it was not reassuring to see this done in front of me.

where is the giant :gonk: emoji when you need. god gently caress aaaaaaaaaaaah.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
i am not seeing adjustable back and neck support. hard pass.

(seriously who the gently caress thought that was a good idea. at least get an aeron, that one looks appley)

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

oh i remember this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyatt_Regency_walkway_collapse

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
how do people with imacs pro handle multiple monitors? do they end up with assymtric desks with ugly mismatching screens? does apple sell extra monitors for those people?

also can you use a monitor arm with an imac?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

wait... the stand can't be removed?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
good for them. why should they buy foreign poo poo when they have all the factories.

also when is ios keyboard gonna suggest “poo poo”?

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Boiled Water posted:

foreign poo poo has foreign concepts like “quality control” and an idea of the weirdest of foreign concepts: “privacy”

dunno pal. the chinese market has spoken

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Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

why does pressing enter rename a file

it's tradition that apple must always have hosed up keyboard layouts and shortcuts

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