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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

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https://twitter.com/caseyjohnston/status/920423908997718016

fo rillz tho, if a piece of dust getting under a key necessitates replacing half the computer, it is a poorly designed computer

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

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how are they by market share? or units sold?

not smartwatches, just watches in general

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are you counting total revenue or just revenue from selling apple watch?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

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when did they release the apple watch sales numbers? i missed that

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Oct 11, 2012

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

casio terrorist watch?



also, lol @ we're the most successful watchmaker in the world, so much so that if we released our sales figures we think it will tank our stock

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

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any estimates on their actual profit per watch?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

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well, it's good to see that apple has carved out another niche in moderately priced watches that are bad at being watches. watch this space

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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

why couldnít Apple have just...made the MagSafe connector thinner? :confused:

because it would still need to be a separate port from the usb-c/thunderbolt one

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Oct 11, 2012

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NEED MORE MILK posted:

[img thunderbolt cinema display]

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Oct 11, 2012

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reminder: apple had a single port dock that was also a best in class 5k monitor and they stopped making it to sell some trash from lg that exploded around wifi

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Oct 11, 2012

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welp, that was me mis-remembering. 1440p was the best they ever did with thunderbolt displays before they threw in the towel

shameful

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Oct 11, 2012

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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

good thing apple got all that hardware crypto to make stolen iphones nearly worthless

good thing they can't just point it at your face to unlock it

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Oct 11, 2012

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...so the hardware crypto doesn't make stolen phones nearly worthless.

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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

what if I register my dick as my face

i don't think it has a macro lens

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Oct 11, 2012

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it was born out of the fact that samsung and microsoft did it and touch id didn't work through the screen at all

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Oct 11, 2012

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where do i sign up for the stymie cast?

is it on itunes?

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Oct 11, 2012

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looool

stymie was right

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Wheany posted:

i drive my fancy expensive car through slums to troll the people who live there

iphone x: a glass mansion on a hill overlooking the ghetto

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Oct 11, 2012

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that is just a hideously ugly phone design

seriously, it looks like something samsung made two years ago

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loving ios 11.1

my phone's cell modem just shut off or something since last night. wifi worked and i've been home all day, so i didn't notice until i went to make a call. had to switch airplane mode on then off again to get it to reconnect

now i have a bunch of voicemail and text messages show up all of a sudden.

goddammit iphone you had one job

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Oct 11, 2012

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LanceHunter posted:

Anyways, actual content: Sikh comic gets an IPhone X and tests it against his less-conventional hair/facial attire. (Sorry about the Facebook link.) https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155855604536419&id=512871418

less conventional than what? there's like 22 million sikhs

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Oct 11, 2012

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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

ffs why is iOS still such poo poo

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Oct 11, 2012

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

i was on the train watching a video with my X and AirPods and a guy behind me taps my shoulder.

him: do you like it? was it worth it?

me: i'm liking it.

he gives me a smirk and pulls out a space grey iPhone X box from a white apple bag. looks like he had come back from buying one. i give him a nod and a thumbs up while mouthing "nice" and went back to my movie.

lol, did you seriously spend the equiv of like five months rent on a telephone?

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Oct 11, 2012

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not very, i was wondering how long it would be before you got rolled into the street and guillotined for your largess

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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

5months ?

do you live in a cardboard box under a bridge

i was talking to cinci, who lives in latvia, where the average rent is like $200

where i live 5 months rent will buy you a used car

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i guess the disparity is an iphone x does not cost the equivalent of a used car* here


*like, something other than an 86 renault alliance

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like a diesel rabbit from 1991, idk.

my assumptions about eastern europe haven't changed since the wall fell

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something you can repair by hitting it with a mallet enough times

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eyeing the success of htc and occulus, apple is believed to be going all-in on an AR headset and custom OS

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i thought it was pretty funny

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i don't think i care, it's hilarious, just like the autonomous vehicle project was hilarious. if apple wants to make some slick looking cyberpunk goggles, i'm all for it really

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Oct 11, 2012

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fasces: the mobile choice of the alt-right

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easy to call it a major pos tho

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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

itís the best tv os on the market

webos

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Oct 11, 2012

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lmao. a $2k coffee tin.

goddamn

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this is like an arg or something right?

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no doubt, the writing was just so melodramatic and absurd though

what infernal knowledge are apple's engineers unlocking deep in the bowels of a sunnyvale military base?

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

where is 32gb ram macbook pro

wherever they keep the macbook that uses a xeon and ecc

you really don't want high memory densities without ecc

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Oct 11, 2012

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the new mac pro does double duty as a buttplug

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