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I wrote a post on yospos and Siri told me to turn on my monitor
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Kazinsal posted:probably gonna get a watch 8 at some point and then immediately put it on and discover I have a bajillion heart problems or something lol watch immediately beeping to inform me that i'm made entirely of ham "gently caress!"
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Ohio is a made-up story invented to scare unruly children into compliance
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Gentle Autist posted:my son is called sam and siri often activates when i say ‘hey sammy’. gently caress u tim simply rename him Alexa or Ok Google
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Jenny Agutter posted:I stan lamp do you really stan lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:those are ghosts congrats everyone. Apple produced such good cameras that we finally have proof of the afterlife
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I have a dock for my work laptop and it’s a huge piece of poo poo but it makes a satisfying mechanical *clunk* when you lock it in, so it’s actually pretty ok
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timb is going to clockwork orange gorgeous pictures of the marvelous m3 MacBook Pro straight into my eyeballs + brain
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Fortnite’s back, baby!
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Dec 13, 2022 23:51
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Casual Encountess posted:
king poo poo
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Dec 15, 2022 21:20
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fat fingering my telephone while high and discovering new features ~*discoverability*~
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Jan 6, 2023 05:24
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lmao who uses safari on the desktop?
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Jan 9, 2023 21:44
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stop screwing around: buy four iPads Pro and duct tape them together
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Jan 11, 2023 21:07
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Beeftweeter posted:love 2 pass out from boners big same
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Jan 12, 2023 00:54
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Feisty-Cadaver posted:ever since I updated to the latest iOS the little data spinner in the top next to LTE has never stopped spinning, even when I know nothing is being downloaded or whatever congrats, op -- it's mining crypto!
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Jan 12, 2023 05:43
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you load 19 cores and what do you get? another MacBook Pro and deeper in debt
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Jan 17, 2023 17:04
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Hed posted:Serious question here -- I have the Apple iPad keyboard case -- there's no escape key. What am I supposed to use to cancel autocorrect prompts? backspace/delete actually deletes. rejoice, friend — timb has declared the escape key to be deprecated. no longer will you be held at the mercy of legacy pc cruft. pinch, zoom, and natural scroll to your heart’s content. you’ve earned it 
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Jan 18, 2023 20:44
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home wrecker pod
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Jan 24, 2023 01:51
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extremely excited to spend 3 thousand american dollars on a headset that tracks my eye motion, so that I may attend work meetings
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Jan 24, 2023 18:26
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logging onto the metaverse to can a bunch of employees using my Memoji avatar but the inward-facing cameras on my $3k headset bug out, leaving my avatar stuck in the dabbing animation
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Jan 24, 2023 20:17
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wait jony clown nose is real? i honestly thought people were trolling the pos
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Feb 2, 2023 15:40
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simply use the POKE command at the BASIC interpreter prompt
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Feb 9, 2023 05:43
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hmblo @ the ghastly wart
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Feb 23, 2023 20:30
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they should simply hire your mom to handle all the extra loads
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Feb 27, 2023 15:11
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works on my telephone, op
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some nerd says that running open /System/Library/Image\ Capture/Devices/VirtualScanner.app/Contents/Resources/simpledoc.pdf in the terminal shows the holy writ of bitcoin
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lmao what is this poo pooquote:In defense of annoying stickers that come on PCs, and why I might get one for my Mac
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lmao at the idea of installing gedit on any operation system. on some oses it is there already by magic. on others you use vscode. if something is very hosed up you use nano. simple
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got a newer touchscreen kindle as a gift and its pretty annoying. lots of accidental page swipes. can never remember how to swipe around the ui correctly to get back to the main page or whtever. makes me want to switch back to an older button kindle I have in a drawer. but it has an excellent subtle backlight so I keep putting up with that poo poo
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Apr 18, 2023 11:34
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preemptively lmao at all the nerds with Fanny-pack lookin batteries on their waists
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May 15, 2023 19:38
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but, hell , I’d drop a cool three grand if someone made a vr app where I could punch elon musk on the nose
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May 15, 2023 19:40
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:you'd have to be pretty pro tier at not making eye contact to notice the battery pack before the helmet covering half their face my social anxiety is extremely powerful
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May 15, 2023 19:41
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brave of apple to sell a three thousand dollar machine for Jerking Off (gender irrelevant)
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May 15, 2023 21:29
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it’s mining bits coins
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May 18, 2023 00:14
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*pvt. pyle voice* three point five millimeter. full headphone jacked
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May 18, 2023 15:14
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guy I work with uses a completely naked iphone. looks great, and no real scratches or scuffs one of my friends has never used a case for his 8 and it has at most a little dent after years of use pretty sure these people are magic
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May 18, 2023 17:25
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thankfully we yosposters won’t look like such “fuckin nerds” and “dumbass dweebs” if it becomes socially acceptable to wear big rear end helmets with Fanny pack batteries to parties
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May 18, 2023 19:46
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the first time I see someone wearing a vr helmet to a party is the last time I leave my house. don’t point out that I don’t get invited to parties and don’t own a house
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I’m rubber, you’re glue, etc
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Beeftweeter posted:lol i was thinking about making an "apple headset exploded my balls" joke (or similar) and realized they're making an ar headset but banned porn on it lmao no way that, beat saber, and alyx are literally the only demonstrated use cases for vr
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