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timb cook wears glasses. he ain't wearing that ar headseat poo poo
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timb sorry but you look like poo poo
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not viewing the goatman in your fancy face computer? coward
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Branch Nvidian posted:tech_enthusiast.avi fuckin glassholes
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mf-er can spend 3.5 grand on a face computer but is still at planet fitness? cmon son
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Clark Nova posted:I just tried this and it's finally available where I am simply strap on a Vision Pro to give you these quality directions in real time and hop on your bike. welcome to the AR future 
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the only damage that kid will suffer is learning from an early age that their dad is a fuckin dweeb
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wait nm I forgot about the horrifying eyes in the vision pro. kid will deffo be traumatized from that
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Chris Knight posted:don't worry y'all, casey's on the case “it’s worth the figgies”
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broke: cooking with smythe woke: coding with smythe
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AR is VR for pirates
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Branch Nvidian posted:the other part of me just wants it to be a colossal failure so these dork goggles don't catch on even more than they already have
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my watch is the gshock call me Mr. flintstone I can make your bed rock
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everyone knows that jony is a genius at design, and that good design is all about including patently ridiculous features that substantially increase the cost and impair the functionality of a device
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Once you’ve used a 2016 MacBook Pro, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Jony Ives to death with your bare hands. You will never again be able to open a newspaper and read about that treacherous, prevaricating, murderous scumbag sitting down for a nice chat with Charlie Rose or attending some black-tie affair for a new glossy magazine without choking. Witness what Jony did to the MacBook Pro – the fruits of his genius for design – and you will never understand why he’s not sitting in the dock at The Hague next to Milošević.
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go play outside Skyler posted:in switzerland where apple news hasn't launched, these links just open about :blank lucky
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it’s a case of countless thousands of hours of innovative, brilliant work from thousands of talented people eventually producing a big heaping pile of poo poo
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ccdeez nutz lmao
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im lomarfing
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FMguru posted:in re: the lomarf car straight out of a movie
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it’ll end up getting canned when timb watches the pilot and says it’s too gloomy
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I legitimately forgot timbs last name for a second and could only think of “apple”, lol
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Branch Nvidian posted:i've bought apple refurbished stuff before, but this isn't from the apple refurbished store, it says pretty explicitly it was refurbished by geek squad, so i can see some very minor signs of wear on the casing (the feet have tiny scuffs from being on surfaces) and there's like maybe a teeny-tiny nick in the finish by one of the usb-c ports. i could almost believe this did actually come from the apple refurb store if not for the questionable but apparently sufficient packaging and the charger brick having marks on it I’m sorry to tell you this op but it’s actually filled with cockroaches
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ars reporting that apple blew a cool $10 billion on the lomarf car
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capitalism is the most efficient economic system for generating lomarfs
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to put that in perspective, that is almost equal to the gross domestic product of Equatorial Guinea
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they should have a coat selector option for all the cat emoji. brown tabby, tuxedo, etc
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@tim_apple hey him what is the status of cat coat emoji 🤔🐈🐈⬛😿
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finally, a use for AR
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more like iPhowned
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doj should sue apple for getting rid of the good mac boot dong and the happy Mac icon
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Branch Nvidian posted:in this same vein, bullstrap just announced a new closed bottom case for iPhones 15 pro and pro max close bottom case, you make the rockin world go round
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picturing timb rapping how “the FTC won’t let me be / or let me be me so let me see”
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BONGHITZ posted:the vision hurts my friends eyeballs, but he is weak  he’s having human eyeballs-ing it wrong
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roll that beautiful load footage
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Pinterest Mom posted:They say you don't know what you have until it's gone, and I gotta be honest, that's how I'm feeling about the iPad right now. I sold my iPad Pro to help pay for my Vision Pro. Part of my rationale was that the Vision Pro would swap in for some (most?) of the things I used to do on an iPad, so why not go all in on the new hotness, right? lol owned
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