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No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

imagine having such few high functioning addict skills you don't see travel as a benzos opportunity

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Oct 3, 2004

∀x, finally the year of linux on the x

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Oct 3, 2004

congratulations to timb, for making the first os that is not pos

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Oct 3, 2004

timb deeply furrowing his brow and confusedly trying to figure out if you really mean it that you prefer a smaller phone to a larger one

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Oct 3, 2004

turned gay by the design implications of timb's constantly increasing phone sizes, by chuck tingle

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Oct 3, 2004

Some people give thanks to tim, and some people curse him. That's how it is to be tim

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Oct 3, 2004

I'd like to see ol timby apple wriggle his way out of this jam

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Oct 3, 2004

Many people are saying this

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Oct 3, 2004

Timb makes the worst form of phone, except for all the others that have been tried

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Oct 3, 2004

Thinkin about tim's giant laptop

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Oct 3, 2004

If only a smaller laptop's frame could support a working keyboard. Alas, it can't

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Oct 3, 2004

Always trust tim, but most especially when it comes to keyboards

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Oct 3, 2004

Screen $200
Data $150
CPU $800
Functional keyboard $3,600
RAM $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my company is doing extremely well

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Oct 3, 2004

When tim fixes problems caused by tim 👌👌

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Oct 3, 2004

Imagining the anger felt by jony whenever anyone even thinks about the idea of having buttons

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Oct 3, 2004

When you're evaluating tim's computers

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Oct 3, 2004

don’t buy products that tim hasn’t blessed, OP

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Oct 3, 2004

ITT pine for the times of steve, when the phones were correctly sized, and lament the times of tim, when the phones are too large

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Oct 3, 2004

Boomers and zoomers are united under the benevolent yoke of timb

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Oct 3, 2004

There isn't one OP. Tim is challenging you to make a philosophical choice between aesthetics and economics to clarify your focus as a human being

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Oct 3, 2004

Please help tim get funds so that he can research and develop a way for laptops under 16 inch to have a working keyboard

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Oct 3, 2004

Thankful to steve on this blessed day that at least some keyboards work

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Oct 3, 2004

Inspired thinking of tim's top engineers working hard in the new year to try to figure out some way to have a working keyboard on a laptop smaller than 16 inches

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Oct 3, 2004

The weight of timb's sins bears down on him. At this point it's hard for him to get up in the morning, let alone put working keyboards in the laptops

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Oct 3, 2004

16 inch is too large for a laptop. I'm sorry for this harsh view

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Oct 3, 2004

Timb already has AMD. All my dollars. Am I right here people

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Oct 3, 2004

me: tim can you please make a laptop with a working keyboard that isn't for giants. tim, I'd like to purchase such a computer from you. tim
tim:
https://twitter.com/MarketWatch/status/1253040450170228737

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Oct 3, 2004

Unfortunately I also require that the laptop be made for a pro, not made to be as though it was made of air. I understand these are a lot of requirements for tim to handle

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Oct 3, 2004

It's a way for old tim b. apple and crew to goose the stock price and cash out some. This is the best use for 100 billion for the company that struggles to make working keyboards during the onset of the mega depression

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Oct 3, 2004

someone who is good at chip design help me budget this. my instruction set is dying

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Oct 3, 2004

When I was forced to take a course on assembly it was all using MIPS for being simple for child. I can't remember what tool we used for progamming in it though

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Oct 3, 2004

Timb shan't be forgiven until the skeumorphs return

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Oct 3, 2004

Thank you tim, for liberating users from the curse of email. In the proudest apple tradition, the audience sometimes needs to be shown what it doesn't know it wants

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Oct 3, 2004

It is true that tim can only classify people as pros, or as though they were merely air. Anything in between is untenable

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Oct 3, 2004

yos is a miracle of human ingenuity

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Oct 3, 2004

You know who got bad grades, and good grades? That's right, steve and tim. Makes ya think

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Oct 3, 2004

At last, the long awaited blog

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Oct 3, 2004

*after thinking deeply* apple's os, are pos

No Mods No Masters fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jun 16, 2020

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Oct 3, 2004

I wish to banish cartoon timb back into the void from which he emergeth

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Oct 3, 2004

craig, what have you done

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