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when you come into an Apple Fruit Stand, instead of sitting in a chair like normal people, we want you to sit on these giant wooden marbles and get roids lol
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 16:52 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 22:42 |
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this should be changed to :apple:
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2017 16:55 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFJpq8S99bM low rent apple store
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 21:51 |
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poty posted:spoiler alert marketing is not gonna allow the software to be called faeces feces?
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# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 22:44 |
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https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/lotto-results-mega-millions-powerball-lottery/id386505750?mt=8 wow maybe part of the iPhone X support is burning the winning numbers onto your forehead with the FaceID laser
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2017 00:23 |
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hair force one gonna go down in flames literally
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2018 17:16 |
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dvorak has his own blog that he posts to semi regularly since nobody wants to publish him http://www.dvorak.org/blog/ dvorak et al should relax by nibbling on a battery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTWg7TqVt8 Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Jan 23, 2018 |
# ¿ Jan 23, 2018 18:54 |
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will they pay big bux to scarlett johannson to add a custom voice to HomePlod? also i hear someone was asking for this
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2018 17:35 |
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looking back snow leper was shameful you couldn't have 64-bit code in any GUI facing routines however it did set the foundation for printer drivers that didn't make the mac reboot if not written properly also its the first macos apple ever distributed on a flash key, got a 10.6.3 installer that i slapped into a safe deposit for a rainy day
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2018 22:34 |
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if you couldn't get enough of the Touchy Bar: http://appleinsider.com/articles/18/02/03/hands-on-keymand-11-brings-touch-screen-options-to-your-mac-from-a-connected-ipad Turn your iPad into a giant goddamn Touch Bar
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2018 18:29 |
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The Management posted:Apple should make their own discrete gpu probably wouldn't be too much of a stretch since they already made an integrated one to go on the A11x Bionic but if intel gives them a price break on the vega i7s pretty sure they'd only be too happy to slap them into rmbps more likely they'd go with intel's / vega over their own since someone's already done the work for them, plus they have a history of going with external vendors for graphics, first was ixMicro for their towers back in 1995.. AMD (ATI back then) first showed up in Macs in 1997, them and Apple have a long history
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 03:31 |
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^^^ seem to remember imagine tech showing up at a few trade shows with a PCIe card version of their graphics chip, claimed they already had DirectX drivers already done for it, guess that was never going to make the market.. by contrast nvidias didn't show up in macs until july 2000, 5 yrs after amd/ati when geforce 2mx's were an option for the infamous g4 cube boy i remember the days when i was flashing cheapass pc geforces to use in macs, think i still have couple of modded 6200s lying around.. http://appleinsider.com/articles/18/02/02/apple-rd-spend-exceeds-3b-for-first-time-up-410m-from-september $2.999 billion on iOS development, $10 bux to buy more coffee filters for the lone java maker in the macOS division Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Feb 4, 2018 |
# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 03:43 |
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http://appleinsider.com/articles/18/02/07/apple-on-engineer-hiring-spree-with-steady-expansion-since-2016 and not a single one is working on a new mini
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2018 21:46 |
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wow lookit how far the ifixit dudes had to go to open up the moan pod lol https://www.ifixit.com/Teardown/HomePod++Teardown/103133 wtf... dont xacto my podo lol heat gun and hacksaw will travel guys.. just wait until the GSX instructions come out and this Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Feb 12, 2018 |
# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 20:21 |
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Hmm, you have to have an iOS device running iOS 11.2.5 and hold the device within six inches of the homepod during setup.. why? If they both go on the same WiFi network is there some ad hoc crap that has to run first? was helping someone set theirs up and had to update their 6s and an iPad mini 4 to 11.2.5, they kept asking me 'what's taking so long' when the 6s and mini were still running iOS 9 and 10.. and yes I carried their printer back to my place to fix Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Feb 13, 2018 |
# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 19:42 |
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infernal machines posted:how do you think the homepod gets on the wifi network to begin with? thought it used the ad hoc wireless, forgot about a bloo bloo tooth Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Feb 13, 2018 |
# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 19:51 |
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also had never used the home app up until now, never bought any of those wacky remote control light bulbs I keep seeing demo stations for at Micro Center
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# ¿ Feb 13, 2018 19:58 |
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home brew is the poo poo i type brew upgrade every night and im almost never disappointed newest versions of python, mkvtools, and fortune specific to my OS level magically appear regularly youtube-dl sooo good its updated from glamazon and now a word from our sponsor
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2018 18:16 |
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bottle flip robofence wings war of pacific lively motion stills
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2018 15:11 |
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Apple announces March 27th 'event' https://www.cnbc.com/2018/03/16/apple-will-have-a-march-27th-event-focused-on-education.html -Held at a local high school in Chicago?! Guess this isn't where they announce the new Mac Pro.. maybe a new iPad or mini?
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 23:21 |
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im the split second the camera was on phil schiller before they decided he wasn't cool enuff to keep focus on
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2018 23:07 |
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SaturdayKnight posted:current pro is a10x, the new kids iPad is a regular a10. not quite the same thing. i keep seeing people confusing the two, but the pro is definitely still more powerful. add to this that ipad pro has 4 GB of RAM, regular ipad (including the new one) only has 2 GB switch between a dozen apps fastrer including that game of FTL and an endless Numbers spreadsheet
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2018 20:42 |
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Endless Mike posted:i got an the new ipad (2018) today. it seems nice and is faster than the ipad air 1 i replaced with it iPad Air dual core A7 chip @1.4 GHz PowerVR GT6430 4 cluster GPU 1 GB RAM -- Versus -- iPad 6th Generation quad-core A10 chip @ 2.34 GHz PowerVR 7XT GT7600 Plus 6 cluster GPU 2 GB RAM mmmmyeah checks out Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Apr 4, 2018 |
# ¿ Apr 4, 2018 20:43 |
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https://techcrunch.com/2018/04/05/apples-2019-imac-pro-will-be-shaped-by-workflows/ some more details re: 2019 mac pro according to article it sounds like they're actually trying to understand customer needs instead of making it the other way around where they decide what's a good idea then force everyone into it The Management posted:the Apple TV 4K is a more powerful computer than the mini. it should replace it. if they were smart (they're not) they'd just make the first A1X based Macs the Minis. Then if they sell enough move on to MacBooks, Pros, up the line.. Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Apr 5, 2018 |
# ¿ Apr 5, 2018 19:37 |
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nm
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2018 20:08 |
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akadajet posted:i also can't believe that they haven't figured out how to support more than 16gb of ram, but i think that's laptops in general phil schiller constantly cites power usage as the reason they don't go to 32 GB, he keeps saying they couldn't keep offering the ten hours or whatever battery life with the amount of power LPDDR4 currently requires
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2018 16:52 |
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https://appleinsider.com/articles/18/06/21/apple-came-to-ireland-to-build-a-community-not-skirt-taxes-tim-cook-says tim getting things backwards again
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2018 19:18 |
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boo these
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2018 23:41 |
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more like clueless hardware phil
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2018 17:25 |
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Apple Watch Series 4 can now tell if you've fallen and can't get up.Apple posted:watchOS 5.1 I wonder if that means if you pass out onto your bed after a long day that Apple Watch will call 911 while you're sawing logs.
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2018 23:20 |
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# ¿ Oct 31, 2018 17:23 |
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meanwhile...
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2018 17:53 |
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Stymie posted:i don't hate them (any more than tech in general), i just recognize that they're a marketing gimmick to sell enterprise-grade hardware to prosumers so nobody needs ssds a platter drive is good enuf, ok got it
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2018 23:29 |
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qirex posted:if it ever came out that apple was marketing user data their stock would like double instantly 4 billion
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2018 20:47 |
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no they just gelded it from doing anything useful so you cant blow up your own machine in 'rm -rf *' style just do everything in cli with hdiutil so simple
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 19:03 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:disk utility circa 2010 was pretty useful. when did it stop? right after yosemite if i can recall correctly after that the excuse for everything was 'we use SSDs now' so stuff like Secure Empty Trash in Finder went to, well, the trash
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2019 22:43 |
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BangersInMyKnickers posted:if the application updated to require 10.14 while 10.11+ are still seeing regular updates then they should be calling for their vendor's head but I'm p.sure this is because they didn't bother testing and just like Mojave fly without validating Also kind of weird because the only Macs that can take nVidia PCIe GPU cards are the old cheesegrater Pros, and if you try to run the Mojave updater in either app format or USB key, the first thing that will happen on those machines is that the installer will fail you out if you don't have a Metal compatible GPU installed. The only Metal compatible GPU card that Apple will approve of on Mojave made by nVidia is the GTX 680. How did they upgrade, they made one master and cloned it off to every Mac?
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 21:07 |
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dunno what you're talking about since Mac Pros (the cheesegrater desktops) have no Thunderbolt
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 21:45 |
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one weird trick: fill your Trash Can Pro with coffee grounds and watch your CPU/GPU efficiency rocket up to 1000%!!!
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2019 23:47 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 22:42 |
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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:Fill your trash can Pro with literal feces and mail it to Jony Ive don't give him any
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2019 00:36 |