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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

how long until you guys think usb-c is totally ubiquitous? 10 years? I donít know anything about computers.

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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

the Mac Mini should be an extremely tiny almost novelty sized aluminum Mac Pro with an ARM chip.

e: with one usb-c port

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

The Mac Mini could be like...literally a dongle. Like one of those Intel Compute sticks, but actually physically identical to the usb-c multi-port adapter Apple sells. With an ARM SoC.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

NEED MORE MILK posted:

I still can't even wrap my loving head around getting rid of MagSafe. design has a real loving problem with MUST MAKE THINNAR

why couldnít Apple have just...made the MagSafe connector thinner? :confused:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user


lol if you think tomb cock uses anything other than an iPad Pro

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

I canít bring up the app bar thing when using my BigPad in portrait mode since the latest update. Which is how I use this thing most of the time. When taking notes. :thumbsup:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

iPad Pro*

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

I almost paid full price for an X until I saw the $30 upgrade fee and decided that was simply a bridge too far on a $1071 phone. Iíll wait until these features filter down to the poor people iPhones.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user


I barely have any idea what Gentoo is, but this is one of my favorite images.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Imagine getting mad at or even remotely caring about consumer electronics. lol

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

My stainless steel Apple Watchís screen is pretty scratched up, but in my defense, I actually had a pocket full of sand (long story) that I stuck my watch into.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

when can I buy an unlocked iPhone X from Apple?

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

cis autodrag posted:

never I told them not to give you one

oh. thatís cool then. didnít want one anyway :colbert:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Laslow posted:

screen protector.

lol

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

somebody needs to try out FaceID on a dead person (that previously registered their face) to see if it works. could be a huge breakthrough in criminal investigations.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

What exactly was the purpose of the virtual home button on the iPhone 7/8 and then just switching to gestures on the X? Is this just some scheme to increase market share in places where the home buttons were expensive or almost impossible to replace & having a virtual one or no home button at all meant more people would buy iPhones? I once read somewhere that people in China and some markets would use Assistive Touch to avoid putting too much stress on the home button.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

carry on then posted:

it was for waterproofing

:rolleyes: you canít use a touchscreen and subsequently the Xís gestures underwater, buddy

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

infernal machines posted:

lol, did you seriously spend the equiv of like five months rent [in Southeastern Ohio] on a telephone?

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

The Apple Watch AIDS edition

* PRODUCT Red band sold separately

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Apple Watch Series 3 HerpŤs Mťdor Noir

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Boiled Water posted:

where is the 15 incher withouth and amd gpu?

call me

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

iOS 11 is kind of weird and maybe a little buggy, but I remember in...iOS 5 (maybe iOS 6?) that I'd have to use airplane mode if I wanted to actually listen to music because the music app tried to load something every time over cellular data, rendering a white screen forever, no matter how good my cell connection was.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user


:swoon:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Ordered an iPhone X. Kind of feel like a huge piece of poo poo spending $1000 on a goddamned telephone.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

One time I got a call while wearing my AirPods and I instinctually pulled them out of my ears, and stuck them in my shirt pocket. The AirPods took the call, so I couldn't hear anything out of the phone's earpiece while I heard some lady repeating 'hello' from my shirt pocket.

They never called back, so I guess it wasn't important.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

iOS started being bad right after they got rid of Skeuomorphism.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Sometimes my iPhone 7's Taptic Engine taps real loud after sending a text. I guess that's what it is, anyhow. It's like a real obvious slapping noise.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Will FaceID work through my (extremely cool & sexy) mirrored sunglasses? They're so mirrored that it's impossible to see my eyes at .5" away.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

repeat after me, everything apple does with regard to the playing back of music is dogshit garbage, regardless of the platform.

this implies that there is a level of dog poo poo that isn't garbage.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

I like the Apple Watch, because I like wearing watches and I like knowing what time it is. I also like my AirPods, because i like listening to music and also not having to plug any cables in to do it.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

*in 20 years*

"Apple popularized wearing wristwatches."

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Wheany posted:

you know what else satisfies "wearing a watch and knowing what time it is?"

a non-smart watch

shocking but true.

yeah, I have some of those

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

the AirPods sound like $160 earbuds, because that's how much I paid for them.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

I liked being able to post to Facebook without entering the app.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

I'm kind of digging that Awful app icon.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

it's really fuckin funny to check out the iPhone X preorder threads over at MacRumors and read all these posts where people are literally tracking UPS planes. how hosed up do you have to be to care so much about a goddamned telephone

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

My iPhone X has been sitting for days now in China awaiting customs clearance. What the gently caress is this poo poo

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

probably

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user


lol

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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

It's kind of weird dumb that Siri can't activate my iPhone X's flashlight function. I mean, it's not like I can't do it myself, but why can't Siri do that for me?

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