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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
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poty posted:

who chose the title for this thread? its terrible go back to the hilarious vaping ref

sorry it's the rule of large companies that something which works and is elegant and is beautiful needs to be changed.

See also: The New Outlook

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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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i'm impressed timb hasn't slashed itunes, man of the lean thought that he is should instantly spot opportunities to cut down on waste

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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have you considered you may be holding the device in a manner not planned for?

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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bump_fn posted:

should i get a mbp in space grey or silver

get the one with a dust filter

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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I would put the mac pro squarely in don't buy. same with imac unless you need it for front of office or a hair dressers or something

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

how long until you guys think usb-c is totally ubiquitous? 10 years? I don’t know anything about computers.

depends on the setting. My current workplace only has vga connectors in a handful of conference rooms now, but public institutions in denmark have them in every room like it's the 1980s

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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The Management posted:

so... an iPad?


whatever this thing is

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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The_Franz posted:

Den ultimative kreativitetstablet på farten

rear end gas really describes it well

tried it out at a store. to no ones surprise it is bad

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

i just remembered that Apple MacintoshBook is passively cooled. can anyone c/d that it throttles cpu speed like crazy?

confirmed, every fanless does this when doing anything up to and including installing programs

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Millstone posted:

Pretty embarrassing bug. Steve would have had the guy responsible shot already

counterpoint: stebe never had the iTunes team shot

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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spoke to a dude with a 13-tb macbook why he chose it and what he thinks about the bar etc mainly out of my personal curiosity

he said he’s always been a vim user and finds the lack of an escape key distressing

he also chose it himself

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Kenny Logins posted:

i am still doing well with my 2013 macbook air for general use but it's way too slow to work with camera raws so i think i'll just upgrade the home desktop pc from "$360 costco hp tower + monitor bundle" to an imac of some kind. not really sure what i'd need to run ps+lr well but i'll figure it out when i actually get closer to buying, maybe in the new year

you could just chuck a graphics card in your hp machine and it'll probably be fine.

adobe stuff uses cuda to accelerate things right?

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

apparently doing transcoding by hand

bespoke hand coded frames

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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but what can all that speed be used for?

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Laslow posted:

also, they only made like 40 of them, so you can think of the people getting them on Friday as early reviewers anyway since you won't be able to go into a store and buy one til January.

if this is the case why even bother advertising with bloggers and youtubers now?

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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The Management posted:

two years from now all flagship android phones will have Google Face Unlock or S Face and everyone will pretend like it was an obvious thing and it wasn’t even an Apple innovation because some lovely android phone had a terrible and broken face recognition feature that was promptly abandoned.

my money is on samsung making a horrible racist mistake with their facial recognition, either not seeing black people as people or not detecting the eyes of asian people (or ask them to open them or was that sony?)

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Chris Knight posted:

you're touching it wrong

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Kenny Logins posted:

you want that in AUD

whatever is left in your bank account and a knife

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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actionjackson posted:

Why is there a google sucks thread but not an apple sucks thread or is this it

this is the everything thread for apple. apple products just sometimes are good

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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https://twitter.com/neonwario/status/927238317208244224

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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we dug deep to find the courage to remove taxes from our corporate world

champagne posting
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Shaggar posted:

its not quite 100% cause we both spend more than we take in and we also spend more on keeping boomers alive than we do on the military (tho its a close second) so theres a chance your money goes there instead!!

i’m this non-bad shaggar post

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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AWWNAW posted:

yeah the cold weather poo poo happened to me the other day

piece of poo poo

really cold weather puts a damper on all methods of authentication since gloves are a thing

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Bulgakov posted:

for a baby

global south citizen spotted

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

do you wear a glove on your face

not an issue the iphone x edition won't detect my face in cold weather anyway

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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also what are balaklavas

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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cinci zoo sniper posted:

where is 32gb ram macbook pro

where is the 15 incher withouth and amd gpu?

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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infernal machines posted:

wherever they keep the macbook that uses a xeon and ecc

you really don't want high memory densities without ecc

it probably went up stebes rear end with the smoothies

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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front of house and point of sale stuff is prevalent too. looks fancy as hell to have an iMac in the front

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Poopernickel posted:

ridiculous that in tyool 2017 apple won't sell a laptop with 32GB of RAM

or a laptop with a working keyboard

how many laptops in the form factor macs books pro occupy can you actually get 32gb of ram?

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Poopernickel posted:

tons

also you can upgrade the ram yourself on most non-mac laptops super easily

why do you not have one of these then?

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Scott Forstall posted:

:yossame: SE is so drat good.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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I’d rather have just the integrated gpu that would be enough.

or maybe an Nvidia gpu for machine learning

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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analyzing near infrared spectra for instance

I agree if you want to do image recognition on a billion images doing it locally is bad. but google has this down to an art

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

My iPhone X has been sitting for days now in China awaiting customs clearance. What the gently caress is this poo poo

chinese authorities working day and night to manufacture spyware for your device

or waiting for a bribe, actually definitely also waiting or a bribe

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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even with hellthrottle having a cuda gpu is still 10-20 times faster than not having it

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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The Management posted:

the included USBC cable is super thick because it is a full featured thunderbolt 3 cable. besides power it includes a 40 gbps cio link carrying USB 3, display port, and pcie right into your power socket

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Aluminium*

which by the way is like 1 dollar per lb, this luxury item

i thought the difficult part was milling the aluminium

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I just woke up in a sweat when I remembered I gave permission to this company to hold all my passwords in a keychain

why would you do such a thing?

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champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

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ahhh I'm looking at burn-in.

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