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Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Carlosologist posted:

I like Altuve as much as the next guy but jeez the way Buck and Smoltz are talking about him makes me want to gag

Sportscasters and writers have been jerking Judge off every week since May.

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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
uhhh what was that

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Astros really haven't hit much ever since game 2 of the ALDS. They really need to get it together

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
lol at the Killers instrumental during the highlights; what year is it

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
:negative:

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Alright it's gonna be one of those games I guess

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

bah

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Sportscasters and writers have been jerking Judge off every week since May.

Sportscasters and writers have been jerking off great players having great runs since the birth of sports journalism.

Altuve and Judge both had amazing, MVP caliber seasons. Announcers blow both of them.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Every one of the Yankees runs has come from an awkwardly hit ball

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

Man Morton is just sucking right now
ok that may be a little too harsh, it's just one of those days

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender
Astros going full Nationals here huh

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
My dad is convinced Brett Gardner is a nazi. He keeps seeing his shaved head and mumbles something like "loving nazi". It's great.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

He's been struggling this inning but the three runs he gave up earlier were just bad luck baseball

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Hey Astros, please beat the Yankees cause I really want you guys to win the WS if the Cubs don't make it.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Eh, 2-1 lead is OK for us.

candide
Jun 16, 2002

The Tipping Point
go astros

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller

Kirios posted:

Eh, 2-1 lead is OK for us.

2-1 worked the last two games, so probably

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
This is some Cubs poo poo right here

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

yep it's definitely one of those days...

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




PrinceRandom posted:

yep it's definitely one of those days...

eh, we lost, poo poo happens. Just get back at it tomorrow and hope Peacock performs better.

I'd love to see the supposed best offense baseball wake up though..

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
:rip: the Astros

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
Lol, audible "Bull poo poo!" from Harris

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Hahahahahahaha

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
:rip:

I guess Judge can hit in the postseason when it doesn't matter

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
*desus voice* ALL RISE

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Popete posted:

Hey Astros, please beat the Yankees cause I really want you guys to win the WS if the Cubs don't make it.

:same:

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
That's enough baseball for tonight.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Judge killed one, hmmmmm.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

On to game 4

As bad as the Yankees are smoking us tonight it's just one game

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
I'm pretty sure I heard the sound of everyone in Houston simultaneously changing the channel to Monday Night Football

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
Will Harris...bad? :thunk:

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I'm pretty sure I heard the sound of everyone in Houston simultaneously changing the channel to Monday Night Football

Definitely me.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I'm pretty sure I heard the sound of everyone in Houston changing the channel to Monday Night Football

i take it you haven't seen the matchup

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I'm pretty sure I heard the sound of everyone in Houston simultaneously changing the channel to Monday Night Football

Colts/Titans? ew

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Intruder posted:

Colts/Titans? ew

Division rivals!

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

Intruder posted:

On to game 4

As bad as the Yankees are smoking us tonight it's just one game

Yeah despite how my coworkers will act tomorrow, you only get 1 win regardless of the score

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

Intruder posted:

On to game 4

As bad as the Yankees are smoking us tonight it's just one game

this is the astros new secret analytics approach, the efficient spread of runs across games plan

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Astros get a leadoff man on base :aaa:

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
Judge is hitting and fielding in this game, what is this dark magic

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The "best offense in baseball" is getting two hit by CC Sabathia in 2017

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